Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ihatejackscalfani]

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RIP Homeboy Aaron

On a two day , almost three day legendary bender and I see this.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Cobes doesn't lack empathy it just takes two decades for him to process emotion. Give it 20 years and he'll work up a good cry for Aaron like with 9/11

 

[Begemot]

Josh is more mush brained than Jack Scalfani is at this point.

We need a carnivore/rank chocolate mead cooking mash-up, homey. That woul break the universe.

 

[underoo underarmour]

She's trailer trash and will move on to someone else immediately but there's blood on her hands and hers alone. If you know an alcoholic struggling and you tell them you're not going to talk to them over Christmas you're rolling the suicide dice. Men spending Christmas alone in situations like this are going to kill themselves. He's been rejected and told he's not wanted while the people he cares about are excluding him from one of the most important events of the year. The weather and lack of sun already drags mental health down and this is the push many men need to pull the trigger. If you're ever in the same situation do not ghost someone like Aaron at Christmas. Use Christmas to talk to them and get involved in helping them and then walk away after Christmas if you can't resolve it.

Well put. In her own "justification facebook group guilt vomit post" she demonstrates that she crossed the line between setting a limit with Aaron for her own wellbeing and a vindictive / punitive "ur blocked and muh mom blocked u too" move. Even when describing it herself she made it sound like a middle school type silent treatment vs. tough love with someone with an addiction.

Aaron's not blameless, but he apparently treated her way better than he treated himself. Dude must have felt abandoned and alone to a level I hope I never understand. RIP muh mustachio wearing dood.

 

[GameratePTSD]

RIP Samurai Aaron, goodnight sweet prince

 

[Umaibae]

Damn dude. This is when the Cobraverse gets too real.

 

[kayfabe17]

Nice cover up video, Tard Dexter. MTN Dew dissolves bodies.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

His response seems typical of the alcoholic unwilling to change even when seeing another alcoholic die. When Cobes says he was a bigger alcoholic he is consciously reassuring himself that he is okay and the consequences of alcoholism are away from him. At least he isn't bad enough to be embarrassing or dead. Of course both happen eventually at his rate. Josh is getting to the age where his body isn't going to heal like before and what was an embarrassing phase will turn into cirrhosis. Maybe he really is too stupid to know.

Josh’s go-to rationalization these last few years was to point out someone “is a bigger alcoholic than me, doodt!”with a drink combo in hand. He did it with Jessica, Aaron and various troles.

 

[semitooth]

RIP Samurai Aaron, goodnight sweet prince
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this is beautiful

 

['Ole Dente]

Serious question: How many Homeboys/Homegirls has the BOY lost at this point? I can think of two that are actually dead, but even for the average person thats alot. I'm pretty sure there are more.
Fuck suicide. fuck mass shootings, and fuck sickos Youtube...It is what it is...*burps*

Aaron and Anderson are dead. Suicide and Seizure.

Alex Campbell is in jail currently for an additional charge related to auto theft and he was transfer to another state/was arrested in another state. I believe he was arrested after his appearance this Christmas, he’s going to be there for a bit.

Scotty refuses to speak to Josh anymore, he said so on a guy named Too Tall Rob’s stream a couple years back. I can’t find the stream anymore but I recall him saying that Josh was an impossible person to be friends with. He sits around all day and does nothing, he doesn’t want to go out, he’s stubborn as a mule and all he wants to talk about is gender relations. That and Josh is constantly online, he has some sort of strange cult surrounding him and they’re weird. The whole thing disturbs him, he’s thinks it’s not good for Josh and he doesn’t want to be involved with it.

Darf just has his own life and he’s got his own shit going on. He thinks Alex is a fuckin’ loser degenerate and he’s less likely to hang around if he knows he’s been there.

Rastaman is off doing Rasta things, I haven’t heard from him in years and years. That one got lost to the system, if someone has an update let me know, Jeremy is a weird little fucker.

Cooltaste isn’t dead yet but he’s sitting on its doorstep. He’s being puppeteered by some group of Discord retards, has been for 3-4 years now.

These were all relationships that Cobra formed when he could actually form relationships. He went outside and did things, he enjoyed his life and had some semblance of social skills. He has for quite a while now never really had a homeboy, people like Goldfinger and Ian being mostly one-offs with no relationship developing there, just people who tolerate hearing about gender relations and being ignored for 3 hours in exchange for some of his booze. He’s paying for friendship essentially and that’s pretty sad.

 

[Cambiar]

The alog community that formed around Josh on the main and secondary Reddit pages has always been unhinged. They will on one hand say that Josh is a piece of shit liar that never tells the truth about a single thing and then in another post talk about how Josh is a piece of shit because he said he jerked off near a retarded girl in the woods.

Josh is both an evil mastermind constantly scamming people out of money that doesn't deserve to live and the biggest retard on the planet that constantly lies and can't do anything right. There is no logic with these people. The Reddit was a great source of Cobra related art but it getting shut down was overall a good thing in my opinion. The secondary Reddit page specifically was filled with a-logs that would post pictures of them harassing Josh over text.

Well said. All of those faggots are now on theboglim.com, seething about literally everything Josh says and does.

there's blood on her hands and hers alone

You are a fucking moron.

 

[3deadniggers]

You are a fucking moron.

Understanding the risk of men killing themselves at Christmas and over break ups makes me a moron? Okay. Tell me why her actions weren't the direct cause of him killing himself. He pulled the trigger but he pulled the trigger because of things that were happening in his life caused by her. He went from planning to have a child and move in together after Christmas to being ghosted. Aaron is responsible for killing himself, but she was the catalyst that caused it and a lot of people here could learn a lesson from Aaron's death.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Understanding the risk of men killing themselves at Christmas and over break ups makes me a moron?

I know a retired cop. He told me once that the worst shift of the year was Christmas Day, because they had to respond to so many suicides of lonely men who couldn't handle yet another Christmas alone, you just don't hear about it because suicides are not reported on.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He pulled the trigger but he pulled the trigger because of things that were happening in his life caused by her.

caused by him. Telling a drunk fuck up to fuck off does not make you responsible when said moron makes a bad decision.

 

[Cambiar]

caused by him. Telling a drunk fuck up to fuck off does not make you responsible when said moron makes a bad decision.

It was the softest of boundaries too, "I wont talk to you again until you're out of an inpatient program." Not that it makes a difference as far as her moral culpability goes.

 

[3deadniggers]

I know a retired cop. He told me once that the worst shift of the year was Christmas Day, because they had to respond to so many suicides of lonely men who couldn't handle yet another Christmas alone, you just don't hear about it because suicides are not reported on.

I can only imagine how bad that must be. You know what you're walking into every time and there's no one else to do it. Got to leave some lasting damage and make Christmas a terrible day for you.

caused by him. Telling a drunk fuck up to fuck off does not make you responsible when said moron makes a bad decision.

If your actions lead to someone killing themselves you take some of the responsibility. Actions have consequences and her actions lead to a depressed alcoholic blowing his brains out. She could have handled it differently and helped him get into a rehab program instead of ghosting him. She didn't and now he's dead. There's better ways to handle a break up and distancing yourself in those situations and she didn't use them. She blocked him on everything and blocked off his back up line through his mother if he was desperate to reach out to her to save his own life. Which it sounds like he did try and that ended in "I love you" message before he did it.

 

[Cambiar]

If your actions lead to someone killing themselves you take some of the responsibility. Actions have consequences and her actions lead to a depressed alcoholic blowing his brains out.

I think you only say things this stupid because every aspect of this situation including interpersonal relationships are completely theoretical to you.

 

[Gelato]

Damn dude. This is when the Cobraverse gets too real.

He's one goofy son of a bitch, but you can always count on cobra to be genuine.

 

[Umaibae]

Just hope and pray you Cobros never have to set a hard boundary with someone who is actively harming themselves and refusing to get help. Cutting off addicts is not unheard of. The victims addiction leaves behind are mostly blameless, in my opinion. If she wasn’t giving him alcohol or if she didn’t hand him the gun, anything that Aaron chose to do was his choice.

I don’t fault Aryan Aaron’s girlfriend for schizoposting in her grief. The cult of social media has created a world in which airing your dirty laundry online is normalized and encouraged. I see her as trying to process her grief in front of an audience who perhaps understands a bit of the nuance behind her situation.

All people involved in the Cobraverse are fucking retarded, even those on the periphery — and yes, even us, fellow Cobros and Cobra Angels. That doesn’t mean they don’t deserve a bit of human decency when the situation calls for it.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I stepped away for a bit only to return and find out Aaron is no longer with us? This is deeply troubling, and it's clear this situation has taken a darker turn. For now, I think it’s best to distance myself. It’s hard not to connect this to Josh and Jessica—call me weak, but I can’t look at them without questioning everything.

Aaron was a reddit a-log who self-inserted into Josh' life but unlike a ween like Mr. Green, Aaron had a negative overall impact on the Cobraverse in my opinion.
It's sad that a man relapsed into alcoholism and then subsequently took his own life but if he hadn't knocked on Josh' door, we would never have known about this man. He sucked on Jessica's tit because he wanted to be in the spotlight.
My sympathies and condolences to the people that survive him but Cobra has done nothing to Aaron. Aaron's miseries were self-inflicted.