Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
. Beer, wine, and cherry vodka combo. Could this be the worst drink combo yet? Puke city.
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Just two dudes aside, it looked like 2 or 3 times, Warlord was flirting with or feeling out if Cobes was receptive to his sultry seduction attempts. Cobes seemed abnormally hip to it, the jig was up. Cobra tried hard so as not to feed into the Wartit’s attempts even though his humor & mannerisms make it difficult at times for him to sound neutral.



Wartits, Titlord, Warheads, so far I like Wartits best for him. For the record, I think he was wearing one of those prosthetic boob plates because his back had unnatural dimensions in certain frames of the KFC video.

I've seen a few people question not knowing if the tits are real. I'm not sure if this is just not believing Warlord, which is fair, but he claims that his boyfriend bought them for him. He even described the healing process and being sexually harassed at the homeless shelter over them on one of Porkney's streams a week or so ago.
 
IIRC his at the time GF invited them over and he despises conflict to the point of being a push-over.
That sounds like Ami. It was circa 2015. She was a crazy young lady who ostensibly used Cobra for a place to live, she brought a cat with her and the cat lived there for a bit until his landlord put the kibosh on that. I'm pretty sure Ami actually did invite over a bunch of her retard friends to use Josh's place as the de facto party house. After that point in time he would invite over the local homeless once in a while and feed them pizza, there's a video of it on Bitesize Cobra Video's channel. It got pretty bad to the point where his landlord was freaking out about it because he'd put something in the backdoor of the complex so they could come and go.

Cobra was a pretty lighthearted and generous guy, most of the time. At his core, Clint is right, he would've certainly given the shirt off his back to help someone down on their luck. Over the past handful of years though, the drinking has made him depressed and miserable. I think we'd be lying to ourselves if we didn't admit the trolling played a large part in alienating him from interacting with the world in some ways. He's just not even close to being the same person he was in 2015-2019, it's a shame that some people are new to watching him and they never got to experience that.
 
All that shit.
Gonna power level a bit because I've had family who recently passed from an OD. Seeing someone you care for just slowly rot away before your eyes from substance abuse is horrible, to the point where the person you knew is, at best, unrecognizable long before their time actually comes. I can't help but pity Josh because of it, and Clint by extension for needing to witness his son's decay. That sense of idle helplessness is something you never really shake.
 
It got pretty bad to the point where his landlord was freaking out about it because he'd put something in the backdoor of the complex so they could come and go.
Don't forget the homeless guy and scotty sword fight. Skygod must truly hate us since this was never captured on video and only in the local newspaper.
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Cobra's friends were literal dumpster living bums, that was his drinking buddies as seen in the OG doc. That's a big reason he had many homeless people crashing there, because that's the only people in Casper who didn't call him a retarded faggot to his face... because he supplied them beer, cigs, and beef jerky on occasion.
 
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As far as I’m aware he just makes up shit to look cool but it’s always over the top and nonsensical. He definitely bullshits for drama and attention but usually it’s threatening suicide.
Was Warlord the one who kept telling chomo stories? Like there was multiple times where he came up and had stories like "I saw this guy fucking a little girl on the bus but I whooped his ass". Maybe it was Alex Anderson but seems like a Warlord story since he seems more likely to be around random diddlers.
 
I don’t think Cobes had a heart of gold and was just helping people down on their luck. I think a lot is him being a push-over and a massive part is him liking to play ‘The Big Man’. He acts this way when gets some money and feels the need to show off that he can buy $60 slop pizzas and magnanimously buy food for his homeless friends.

I think good proof is how he throws that shit into people’s faces the second he gets pissed. He starts with ‘I bought you soap’ and ‘free pizza’ etc..
 
I think we'd be lying to ourselves if we didn't admit the trolling played a large part in alienating him from interacting with the world in some ways. He's just not even close to being the same person he was in 2015-2019,
It’s not unusual for someone’s social life to deteriorate as they move from their twenties through their thirties—it doesn’t require the trolls. I’m having trouble imagining how cobra doesn’t end up in a generally similar situation regardless of trolling.
 
Don't implants require constant maintenance so they don't rupture and poison the host? If they're real, how does he plan on affording that? :lossmanjack:
Nope. Once a woman heals they are just a normal part of day to day life
After surgery a gal needs to be careful about exposure to sun , cleaning , infection,and sometimes drainage based on the method and procedures used in the "install"

I don't think for a second Floorlord has any kind of fake tits.
 
50-minute food hack ending with a disgusting pile of slop covered with beer that he doesn't eat on camera? We are so fucking back.

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RIP teef

I’m having trouble imagining how cobra doesn’t end up in a generally similar situation regardless of trolling.
The trolls played a part in Cobra's social problems (such as his frustration and anger towards "society" but not with anyone specifically), but he was always going to be alone like he is now. Most of his actual friends stopped acting like 15-year-olds years ago, and many have relationships, families, or life, in general, to be concerned with.
 
Josh's trailer is legit nicer than what 90% of all Redditors live in and I love it.
I would say that's only by virtue of the dark lord only using the kitchen and smoking room/streaming closet as his everything room. Pretty easy to keep things nice when 90% of the gothic abode goes unused. But if he lets Warmload squat there before he goes away to prison then it'll be ruined since you know neither one of them is capable of cleaning up the kind of mess an insane homeless drug addicted troon with whooping cough is gonna leave.
Semi related but I found and added onto a nice little comparison of all the bog clutter then the start of the BPD hoard that only took days to form.
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Pretty easy to keep things nice when 90% of the gothic abode goes unused
This is one thing I will always give Cobra some credit for, for a retarded coomer NEET, he's relatively tidy. Sure he blows loads directly on the carpet, sprays beer, doesn't dust, and pukes everywhere but he always throws away his garbage and takes out the trash. He keeps things in their place generally, and he's not living in a pile of garbage and piss bottles. Far less retarded people on this website live like much bigger slobs. Ethan Ralph has a sea of piss bottles and rotten food leftovers at his feet. Chantal famously lived in a mountain of garbage. Chris Chan packed so many toys and animals into his mothers house there was only a small path covered in dog diarrhea to navigate. Even NAL lives in a hoarders grade hoard of goodwill garbage, piss boxes, and detritus. Cobra actually whips out a vacuum if he makes a mess and empties his bin, that's surprising to me.
 
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