Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[CumBsCPCollection]

how often do you reckon this fella inadvertently blows mud in his trousers as a result of his diet and lifestyle?

 

['Ole Dente]

how often do you reckon this fella inadvertently blows mud in his trousers as a result of his diet and lifestyle?

Since 2019 baybeeee

 

[Sicko Hunter]

According to Wikipedia



It would appear that KingCobraJFS is by definition the ideal vision of an outsider artist

The old-school vlogs, random rants and other just weird stuff Cobes used to film in his old basement apartment was 100% accidental art.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I know Tanis has to get frustrated buying him groceries. Buys $30 worth of deli meat to find out he made one slop sandwich with it he probably didn’t even eat.

On top of that, I know he occasionally makes them extra disgusting to get ‘views’. Adding shitty seafood or some animal offal. I don’t wanna fuck our little gay wizard over but it would be interesting to see what happens if he was actually responsible for buying his own groceries for a week and not allowed to overdraft.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Watching him waddle around a grocery store looking for dank foodhack ingredients would be peak content. I guess hes still banned from Albertsons though?

Yeah there's no way he would be able to stay under a budget. We're talking about the man who couldn't grasp why an 80 and 60 dollar purchase or whatever it was overdrafted a 100 dollar account. He genuinely shouldn't be in charge of any finances beyond some scraps of pocket money.

 

[HansKlokBier]

Same. They don't sit right, which is an odd thing to say about tits on a man but after seeing so many troons on this site I feel like I have some experience to say that.

Be careful friend, if you stare to long in the abyss, it might stare back at u...

I think his tits are fake to, he just has a bra on with filling...

 

[somevan712]

Resident Evil hands coming in nicely, toobz.

 

[Captain Ahab]

It’s one of life’s great tragedies that Cobes will never win the lottery. It would be the most glorious two weeks in Internet history.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It’s one of life’s great tragedies that Cobes will never win the lottery. It would be the most glorious two weeks in Internet history.

Making $25,000 soup in the clocktowered mansion, TWU.

 

[PetiteFeet]

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Resident Evil hands coming in nicely, toobz.

Itchy tasty.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

It’s one of life’s great tragedies that Cobes will never win the lottery. It would be the most glorious two weeks in Internet history.

He would buy a solid gold church bell and next stream he'd be saying I got lost in the glitz and glam of it all as it's getting repo'd in the background

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

If you could magically make Cobes stone cold sober from duster, booze, weed, whatever with no withdrawals, how coherent do you think he'd be?

Back in the olden days he was slow, but he wasn't THAT retarded. He seemed like he had more poor judgment than actual disability sometimes. Wendy's tea excluded.

Now he's drunk most of the time so it's hard to get a feel for how far gone he actually is since every drunk person is a retard.

 

[Umaibae]

A shame we'll never hear a King Cobra/Wesley Willis collaboration.

Rock In Roll Bogdonald’s

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

how coherent do you think he'd be?

He has done permanent brain damage to himself. Not even a meme, he has been drinking, consuming gas station chemicals, and huffing refrigerant (and other miscellaneous gases) since his teens. His brain has less wrinkles than a billiard ball.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

If you could magically make Cobes stone cold sober from duster, booze, weed, whatever with no withdrawals, how coherent do you think he'd be?

He's sober more often than you'd think, at least until recently. (He does seem to be in the sauce way more than usual lately). At least like, mead saga. Any time he would stream pouty and cross-armed, for instance. I think he's fried his dopamine receptors so he's literally incapable of not drinking to have a good time.

Like it's so bad we might even be beyond the days of drunken singalongs.

 

[Marty Robbins]

Either he dies before 40 or he's a medical marvel that will live until 100 on only booze, tobacco, sugar, and moldy food

 

[Dill]

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

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I don't need to quit you, I can just cut back on you toobs... You're not a need, you're a want...

 

[Love Is Blue]

Itchy tasty.

packed with flavor

 

[barrow greeter]

If you could magically make Cobes stone cold sober from duster, booze, weed, whatever with no withdrawals, how coherent do you think he'd be?

He's permanently lost cognitive capacity ever since the spice saga. Watch some of his oldest videos before then, it's like he's in slow motion now.