Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Grift Garrison said:
I've seen a few people question not knowing if the tits are real. I'm not sure if this is just not believing Warlord, which is fair, but he claims that his boyfriend bought them for him. He even described the healing process and being sexually harassed at the homeless shelter over them on one of Porkney's streams a week or so ago.
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im gonna go ahead and say the warchest is fake and you're dumb if you believe it. feel free to quote this if i get proven wrong.

what mystery romantic benefactor would both a) have the money to get elective surgery for someone else and b) spend this money on the floor lord? alex is a hypersexual bearded hobo who bounces in and out of jail, who in wyoming is dropping money to invest in the warchest but not women's clothes or a fucking razor? we're supposed to believe a penniless goblin man met some degenerate with tons of disposable income and a fetish for hairy methhead men with big tits.

i don't fuckin buy it for a second.
 
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niggers said:
we're supposed to believe a penniless goblin man met some degenerate with tons of disposable income and a fetish for hairy methhead men with big tits.
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Even if he got them done for the cheapest possible price, I can only imagine some degenerate faggot sex pest who would sleep with Warlord would rather spend that 5000USD on meth and poppers. Drop that kind of money on fake tits for warload but you can't get him a place to live, even a hotel room with a shower? He recovered in a homeless shelter? Doesn't make sense. I can see some meth dick boy fucking pervert spending 20 bucks on amazon for tranny tits though.
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niggers said:
im gonna go ahead and say the warchest is fake and you're dumb if you believe it. feel free to quote this if i get proven wrong.

what mystery romantic benefactor would both a) have the money to get elective surgery for someone else and b) spend this money on the floor lord? alex is a hypersexual bearded hobo who bounces in and out of jail, who in wyoming is dropping money to invest in the warchest but not women's clothes or a fucking razor? we're supposed to believe a penniless goblin man met some degenerate with tons of disposable income and a fetish for hairy methhead men with big tits.

i don't fuckin buy it for a second.
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I agree with you that they're probably fake, but just to play devil's advocate, I don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibility that some horny 60 something year old tweaker couldn't have paid for the warheads. I looked it up and you can get bolt ons for as cheap as $2000, with the average being $4000. I think after being awake for three days with Miss Tina, a generous fella would be hard pressed to come up with a better idea than paying for his homeless retard boyfriends fake tits, especially at such a reasonable price.
 
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According to Wikipedia

The term outsider art was coined in 1972 as the title of a book by art critic Roger Cardinal.[1] It is an English equivalent for art brut (French: [aʁ bʁyt], "raw art" or "rough art"), a label created in the 1940s by French artist Jean Dubuffet to describe art created outside the boundaries of official culture. Dubuffet focused particularly on art by those on the outside of the established art scene, using as examples psychiatric hospital patients, hermits, and spiritualists.
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It would appear that KingCobraJFS is by definition the ideal vision of an outsider artist
 
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Baroque said:
It’s not unusual for someone’s social life to deteriorate as they move from their twenties through their thirties—it doesn’t require the trolls. I’m having trouble imagining how cobra doesn’t end up in a generally similar situation regardless of trolling.
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It's pretty unusual for it to deteriorate. Perhaps transition into something less raucous, sure.

He gets text messages every day telling him to kill himself. Realistically, if that had happened to any of us we'd change our phone number because we arent a retard it would be an incredibly upsetting thing, day in day out. That can make you hate life, I'm not surprised he that he just kept drinking.
 
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'Ole Dente said:
It's pretty unusual for it to deteriorate. Perhaps transition into something less raucous, sure.

He gets text messages every day telling him to kill himself. Realistically, if that had happened to any of us we'd change our phone number because we arent a retard it would be an incredibly upsetting thing, day in day out. That can make you hate life, I'm not surprised he that he just kept drinking.
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Losing his hair was the first thing to really throw him in a depressive spiral. It's a lot more than just hair to him. Then the pandemic isolated him and that's when he really popped off with people fucking with him at his apartment, ensuring more paranoia to barely leave. All the while the alcoholism to cope got worse. Cobes is regarded, but he did cope with depression in all too normal ways.
 
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