Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Personally I'm just holding out hope we get a return to the GTA series when 6 comes out. When his camera roll in GTA V got "leaked" it was fucking hilarious. Nothing but pictures of his character standing around looking like a serial killer and candid shots of female NPCs.

Fuck sickos.
 
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HiveDull said:
Damn dude, it's just straight up crude oil.
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I guess I'm glad that he "sliced" the spam. It really doesn't look like it though. It just looks like he threw it in the pot and tried to cut it with his spatula.
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The boy is fucking LORGE
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This is what the KING sees every day:
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Good food review video. I'm surprised that there wasn't grease on his camera and that he didn't drop his phone.
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Thought the Ozzy cutout was NAL for a second.
Law said:
It's odd that he never got into these, seems like he'd be the target demo.
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He'd end up smashing the guitar.
 
Hennimore said:
Personally I'm just holding out hope we get a return to the GTA series when 6 comes out. When his camera roll in GTA V got "leaked" it was fucking hilarious. Nothing but pictures of his character standing around looking like a serial killer and candid shots of female NPCs.

Fuck sickos.
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I swear to god if someone buys him a ps5 i'll wash my hands of humanity.

Although it would be pretty funny to spend that much money on Jawshy just for it to collect dust, since setting it up would be waaaaay too difficult for him to figure out on his own.
 
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Hennimore said:
Personally I'm just holding out hope we get a return to the GTA series when 6 comes out. When his camera roll in GTA V got "leaked" it was fucking hilarious. Nothing but pictures of his character standing around looking like a serial killer and candid shots of female NPCs.

Fuck sickos.
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god i need to see this (nvm found it)

additionally i cant find it anymore but before the reddit got nuked there was a photoshop of the boy with like 12 toes on one foot and i need it because that shit was hilarious
 
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I swear to god if someone buys him a ps5 i'll wash my hands of humanity.

Although it would be pretty funny to spend that much money on Jawshy just for it to collect dust, since setting it up would be waaaaay too difficult for him to figure out on his own.
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It would be a 400$ paperweight assuming the boy doesn't just pawn it right away
 
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Fortyone said:
It would be a 400$ paperweight assuming the boy doesn't just pawn it right away
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Afaik he doesnt leave his trailer unless to to visit a very local bar, so pawning by himself just wont happen. Unless he conscripts FloorLorde with the task, and she'll just run with what little money she gets
 
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There's a pawn shop 30-40 minutes by foot away from where he lives. If he needs booze he'll shuffle there to pawn it.
 
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There's a pawn shop 30-40 minutes by foot away from where he lives. If he needs booze he'll shuffle there to pawn it.
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Right here is a great example of people misunderstanding Cobez. Too many people online have said "Just give him cheap booze and he'll do X/Y/Z!" He was going to be on Fishtank S2, where he could drink until he was blackout before noon every single day. The plane tickets were set, his rides and hotel was set-but he didnt want to leave his house that day because of Puff running off and dying, so he just didnt leave his apartment while an uber just sat outside. Its discussed in the LolCow live panel he joined, for the first and probably last time.

If anything takes a bit of effort and Jawshy doesnt want to do it, then he wont.
 
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Urgunt said:
god i need to see this (nvm found it)

additionally i cant find it anymore but before the reddit got nuked there was a photoshop of the boy with like 12 toes on one foot and i need it because that shit was hilarious
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