Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[CumBsCPCollection]

She drifts around the plains in search or true love or P&P whichever comes first. She was busted with meth back in Casper last year, check behind the bowling alley.

You just made me fail Abstinence April trole.

 

['Ole Dente]

There's a pawn shop 30-40 minutes by foot away from where he lives. If he needs booze he'll shuffle there to pawn it.

Of the two paths that Cobra could walk, which do you think is more reasonable to assume is correct:

1. Cobra is walking 40 minutes down the road with a box of shit to get booze money. At most, he's calling Clint to drive him around and do it.
2. Cobra is sedentary inside his house and he's DoorDashing booze, paying for it with his Patreon money, his shirt money and the government assistance he gets regularly. Let's not forget, putting that PayPal in the negatives if he doesn't currently have the money which he happens to do regularly, wherein Clint will bail him out.

Speaking of Clint driving him around to haul bullshit, I just remembered that Josh has a P.O box that he probably hasn't even dealt with in like two years. I guarantee there's shit rotting in there.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I just remembered that Josh has a P.O box that he probably hasn't even dealt with in like two years. I guarantee there's shit rotting in there.

Doesn't Clint bring him stuff from that? I swear it's how JESSICA BOYLE sent him things.

 

[DocHoliday]

Are you retarded? 30-40 minutes by foot might as well be a thousand miles to this lazy-ass faggot. He isn't going to walk that far, you goddamn retard!

I know that he got an Uber to go a mile down the road to the corner store. A 30-40 minute walk might as well be a cross-country journey for Josh. No way he is waddling anywhere unless he has a ride or is going to his front door to pick up his $50 DoorDash order

 

[Epikusername4]

I know that he got an Uber to go a mile down the road to the corner store. A 30-40 minute walk might as well be a cross-country journey for Josh. No way he is waddling anywhere unless he has a ride or is going to his front door to pick up his $50 DoorDash order

i fucking wish everything was a 30 minute walk around me

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Doesn't Clint bring him stuff from that? I swear it's how JESSICA BOYLE sent him things.

IIRC Clint set it up for him. He probably takes care of the fees for it as well.

 

[Dill]

My favorite SnakeBones Intros

 

[GothicKingFatass]

Is there a good pool of pictures/edits of the BOY floating around the internet somewhere? I like harvesting silly images of the King to look at when im sad. Attached are some classic examples

 

[Captain Ahab]

Dude gets drunk for breakfast. If I were drunk and had to walk two miles to the pawn shop and two miles back through those desolate windy streets while listening to the noise of cars driving by for an hour, I wouldn’t do it either.

 

[Racist Parrot]

i think one of the most concerning things right now is his rapid weight gain. we can speculate theories all day about where its coming from and why he's gaining weight, but regardless its not going to end well.

Because he eats shit food and is barely mobile.

 

[BlastMonk]

Rewatching Snake Bones 26: the aNALysis. And god its only 9 months ago and the physical degradation of Josh is staggering.

 

[KillaSmoke]

Rewatching Snake Bones 26: the aNALysis. And god its only 9 months ago and the physical degradation of Josh is staggering.

As much as I dread the thought that he might not be around much longer, its even scarier to think he might go full lich-mode, and spend the next century with his condition visibly declining every passing day, while he still somehow manages to cling onto something resembling life

I do have to admit though, that would be goth as fuck, dood

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

As much as I dread the thought that he might not be around much longer, its even scarier to think he might go full lich-mode, and spend the next century with his condition visibly declining every passing day, while he still somehow manages to cling onto something resembling life

I do have to admit though, that would be goth as fuck, dood

Being undead is indeed goth as fuck, as is turning your single wide into a side dungeon from a fantasy RPG. Imagine the sick Dani Filth shrieks lich Cobes could do. That would make his music go hard as fuck, doodt.

 

[Epikusername4]

Being undead is indeed goth as fuck, as is turning your single wide into a side dungeon from a fantasy RPG. Imagine the sick Dani Filth shrieks lich Cobes could do. That would make his music go hard as fuck, doodt.

hell yeah being undead means he has even more time to win the lottery and build his clocktower dream house

 

[Statix_Shark]

She drifts around the plains in search or true love or P&P whichever comes first. She was busted with meth back in Casper last year, check behind the bowling alley.

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I clicked on this shit by myself, as a grown man and I still blame you for the flashbang. Fuck you.

 

[ASeabear8952]

So I’m sure we all know Tar Man right? I don’t know if anyone else knows about this but I just found this out from Rogue’s stream last night. A Discord leak came out last year of him reading a transcript from the toybox killer while snickering and calling him cool. Who knew the most insufferable, Z-list Cobratuber was a sicko!

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

So I’m sure we all know Tar Man right? I don’t know if anyone else knows about this but I just found this out from Rogue’s stream last night. A Discord leak came out last year of him reading a transcript from the toybox killer while snickering and calling him cool. Who knew the most insufferable, Z-list Cobratuber was a sicko!

To be fair, the guy makes no bones about being a weirdo. I don't think reading true crime excerpts and edgelord giggling is that big of a deal. I'm not a huge fan but I admit I bought a couple of his pepe Josh stickers made by that chick that was on fishtank/bitchtank. Julie.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Got to thinking about the new spam and proshoot food hack so I did some loose math on all the salt he's eaten.
Assuming a can of spam an average of 1 every 2 days:
Call it 4 cans of spam. 12480mg
2 packs of proshoot. 11200mg
1 pack of bacon. 2900mg
Tablespoons of assorted herb salts and sauces. 3000mg
1 party size bag of doritos. 2940mg
So in a single food hack the boy has consumed 32520mg of sodium, or just a hair over an entire OUNCE. Three times what a normal adult needs. This is only what was on camera.
If there was any doordash off camera plus the microwave seafood, I'd tack on another 10000mg to make things easy.
Safe to assume the BOY has probably eaten around 40000mg of sodium this week alone.Blood pressure of 666/420 is MDWU toobz.

 

[Urgunt]

So I’m sure we all know Tar Man right? I don’t know if anyone else knows about this but I just found this out from Rogue’s stream last night. A Discord leak came out last year of him reading a transcript from the toybox killer while snickering and calling him cool. Who knew the most insufferable, Z-list Cobratuber was a sicko!

The guy who still posts virgin vs chad memes depicting himself as le awesome epic guy because someone made fun of him is a sicko? Who could've seen it coming. I wish that loser would just gtfo my recommended already, he's painfully dull.

didnt he have some weird, gay beef with seizurerobot too? and showed some "discowd lawgs" of what seizure was saying to him in private on his stream that 3 people watch?

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

TAR MAN sounds like Cyraxx auditioning for Boss Baby.