Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[biggacracka]

If only you could have heard the sound I made when out of nowhere I got a notification for a video titled “milk review”

i bet he's constipated from all that meat and sodium, so daddy clint recommended Kefir
Now we have entered the keefir arc toobz

 

[myhairisonfire]

i bet he's constipated from all that meat and sodium, so daddy clint recommended Kefir
Now we have entered the keefir arc toobz

Peach blueberry kefir mead

 

[Acceptable]

given his history of leaving things on the counter for hours to days at a time before consuming them I'm actually a bit spooked about the milk.

 

[RollingRock2]

given his history of leaving things on the counter for hours to days at a time before consuming them I'm actually a bit spooked about the milk.

Dank cottage cheese keffir milk mead TWU

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Dank cottage cheese keffir milk mead TWU

it's pronounced KEEFER, trole.

 

[HiveDull]

He's gonna start mixing the milk with alcohol, then say that it's a whole new level of drink combo that the world has never seen before just like when he wore that gay biker costume.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If there's going to be a kefir arc than I'm here for it toobz. In a vacuum it's probably one of the best things Cobes could be drinking right now, right before he fills have the bottle with vodka of course. BOY is going to have one hell of a time vomiting that up.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"Contains LIVE (as in "they live) cultures".

His grasp of the English language is top notch as always.

 

[Epikusername4]

Peach blueberry kefir mead

TWU
______

how long to ya'll think he left it on the counter unfridgerated for. it looked dethawed to perfection toobz

 

[AnOminous]

Off the top of my head, the $59 slop soup, maybe?

Back from when he still tried to do Ozzy voices.

 

[Epikusername4]

Back from when he still tried to do Ozzy voices.

tried??? he did his best trole

 

[AnOminous]

"We've all shit our pants as adults, it sucks."

Why do cows claim this? No, it is not normal at all to shit your pants. Adults do not do that shit until well into senility, if even then.

 

[Epikusername4]

Why do cows claim this? No, it is not normal at all to shit your pants. Adults do not do that shit until well into senility, if even then.

to be fair sometimes you get sick or you make the mistake of eating taco bell. the problem with cows is they tell the whole fucking world or worse do it on camera

 

[Jobama]

I for one want to watch Josh play Rhythm Heaven. Imagine the frustration of a man with 18 albums realizing he has no sense of timing. And it's a Wii game too, so it's perfect for his eventual spergout.

Cobra got Dark Souls 2 from GameStop a couple of years ago. We all know how amazing it would have been if played that.

 

[ArgonianVoter]

ask him for a letter into Hogwarts. this man knows things

 

[Big Nasty]

I just love the fact that this band actually exists:

https://www.discogs.com/artist/1349167-Boggy-Bong

Edit: lol

 

[Pattern Noticer]

He's gonna start mixing the milk with alcohol, then say that it's a whole new level of drink combo that the world has never seen before just like when he wore that gay biker costume.

I just love the fact that this band actually exists:

https://www.discogs.com/artist/1349167-Boggy-Bong

Edit: lol

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TMDWU

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Why do cows claim this? No, it is not normal at all to shit your pants. Adults do not do that shit until well into senility, if even then.

Obviously being a badass gothic rockstar YouTube sensation isn't normal, trole. Cobra doesn't have a normal schedule. He lives life in the fast lane. Sometimes he's moving so fast between all the different things he's doing he can't even make it to the bathroom in time. Maybe if you were a baddass gothic rockstar that had a YouTube channel with 100k subs and smells good you'd understand.

 

[Epikusername4]

HE FOUND PUFF SUCK IT TROLES HE WAS HIBERNATING

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Cobes re-upped an old Puff video. He really loved that lizard, but he never had the personal responsibility needed to keep a pet.
Someone should send him a sea monkey kit.