Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ASeabear8952 said:
Found this post on The Boglim that suggests NAL could be in Casper.
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I believe it. It is hilarious to me that she would go to Casper and claim it is a "trip for her" rather than to try and stalk Josh. Casper Wyoming, famous holiday destination location.

Also I would not call this weather cold in Virginia beach on Easter Sunday(Христос воскресе!), in fact I would say it is quite hot.
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If true I hope that 5 minutes of rotten Wendy's cooter is worth BPD Hell Week: Round 4. It would line up with him harping on sex during the gendur relayshuns rants recently. At this point I'll take whatever content comes of it. The retard continues to do it to himself by inviting the energy vampire into his abode so there's no point in feeling some kind of way about it.
Reminder to leave garlic and rosemary by doors and sprinkle salt by all your windows. Also remember that vampires can't come into your gothic clock trailer if you don't invite them toobz.
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
I just had a horrible thought: what are the chances Warlord and Jessica will get into a fight on stream?
I know we're all fearing for The Boy's life right now with this revelation, but can you imagine the stream where that happens? God, to be one of the many flies on Josh's wall when that happens...
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Maybe this is why warlord was with cooltaste, the goth girldick got traded in for the casper mountain clit?
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I got no sympathy for him.
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I do not know, it depends. Did alogs pay for her to show up there without him knowing or did he encourage it? If she just showed up and is going to blow his phone up and then knock on his door until he caves like last time, I feel bad for him. That is shitty. Though, if he is still engaging with her, then you reap what you sow. Even if it is only to sit in her stream chat and say how much you hate her or whatever.

It is the same thing with his troll texts. I do not feel bad for him, because he engages with them and refuses to change his number. It does not make the alogs any less of faggots, but I cannot (like the retards who pop up from facebook and reddit like to claim) mindless glaze him whatever that means. He is retarded but there are ways he can deal with these situations. Ignore her entirely, do not talk about her, which will make her seethe more than saying BUTTTTT JESSICA BOYLE IS SO OBSESSED WITH ME DOOD, and when she shows up uninvited on your door get a restraining order. If troll texts are making you break your phone in fits of rage, change your number and do not give your new number out to anyone except the people who matter, IE Clint&Tanis. Deathbed tapes can contact you via discord, same for porkney.

You catch honey with more flies yaknowwhatimsayin?
 
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Nal coming back would be something, he would bicker with her, call cops, then say its all cool and we probably would get another week of content. Too bad he doesnt know anything besides recording video for rant or foodhack and daydrinking now. He has all the time in world. Hell, bring back pipe thoughts by smoking outside and ranting how you want angies of age daughter
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
I just had a horrible thought: what are the chances Warlord and Jessica will get into a fight on stream?
I know we're all fearing for The Boy's life right now with this revelation, but can you imagine the stream where that happens? God, to be one of the many flies on Josh's wall when that happens...
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lol If he let them both in and they get in a fight... shes absolutely gonna call him a faggot with his fake titties and his diaper.
He probably told Warlord to stay away for a while and thats why he was with Cool Taste
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
It is the same thing with his troll texts. I do not feel bad for him, because he engages with them and refuses to change his number.
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He is retarded but there are ways he can deal with these situations.
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His refusal to help himself in any of these situations removes my sympathy. He makes no effort to improve himself or his circumstances, while complaining that he has to deal with the same shit everyday.

> Hate the present
> Change nothing
> Hate that nothing changed
> Hate the present
> Change nothing
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if he lets NAL back in at this point i would not really be surprised highly disappointed in the BOY but not surprised. BPDemons like NAL are masters at manipulation especially when retards or the elderly are involved. my only hope is that warlord actually does something useful for once and protects cobes. or they both stab each other and cobes is saved from both of them forever.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I do not know, it depends. Did alogs pay for her to show up there without him knowing or did he encourage it? If she just showed up and is going to blow his phone up and then knock on his door until he caves like last time, I feel bad for him. That is shitty. Though, if he is still engaging with her, then you reap what you sow. Even if it is only to sit in her stream chat and say how much you hate her or whatever.
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Not even then toobz. Like last time all she has to do is show up banging on the door, yelling with her rotten wendy's crotch wafting in the breeze and a half drank handle of bottom shelf liquor. He'll call the cops, invite the vampire in, bump uglies, tell the cops it's all cool when they show up, then start arguing with her when they leave.
The BOY is retarded and does it to himself. If she is actually there it'll be a repeat of last time.
 
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somevan712 said:
His refusal to help himself in any of these situations removes my sympathy. He makes no effort to improve himself or his circumstances, while complaining that he has to deal with the same shit everyday.

> Hate the present
> Change nothing
> Hate that nothing changed
> Hate the present
> Change nothing
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Wallowing in the hell you made for yourself is goth as fuck, doodt.
Tetragrammaton said:
if he lets NAL back in at this point i would not really be surprised highly disappointed in the BOY but not surprised. BPDemons like NAL are masters at manipulation especially when retards or the elderly are involved. my only hope is that warlord actually does something useful for once and protects cobes. or they both stab each other and cobes is saved from both of them forever.
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The good ending is NAL getting into a fight with Warlord and both of them going to jail for awhile. It would be Warlord unintentionally sacrificing himself to save the BOY.

Seriously, if Cobes and NAL's chemistry is fire and lighter fluid, NAL's chemistry with Warlord would be matter and antimatter.
 
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