Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[mukewarrah]

how many years do we think the boglim has left? in his most recent video he made a disgusting ass burger and he looked like a corpse.
something happened during the methica arc that made him age 10+ years. probably the bo(g)tulism.

 

[chincel]

we need to find an equally mentally ill gay man to scare off jessica and also milk the boy's cobra, the only thing strong enough to beat a BPDemon is a lunatic who wants to suck cock... now i wonder where you'd find one of those in Casper...

You would be trading a BPDemon for another BPDemon

 

[Detective Carey]

Part of me wants to say he doesn't look THAT bad given his intake, then I remember he's fucking 34.

He's clearly sallow/yellow, which isn't fucking good, but not surprising. Though I am impressed with his metabolism, he should be fucking beachball shaped but somehow he's not.

Edit: In a weird way I can respect it, if this is how he wants to go out, who am I to judge? Yeah it's unfortunate but he's not hurting anyone. Weirdly enough, he's providing entertainment to a bunch of people who like to follow his antics.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

how many years do we think the boglim has left? in his most recent video he made a disgusting ass burger and he looked like a corpse.
something happened during the methica arc that made him age 10+ years. probably the bo(g)tulism.

I've always thought the way he uses his hands (like a mannequin) indicated he has some form of neuropathy or arthritis or something. He doesn't bend his fingers.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I've always thought the way he uses his hands (like a mannequin) indicated he has some form of neuropathy or arthritis or something. He doesn't bend his fingers.

I thought it was a tism thing, like a motor control problem.

 

[somevan712]

The only actual worry I always have is these two create some poor unfortunate boglim/harpy botchling.

All joking aside, it really would be a sad and tragic development if she somehow got pregnant. Neither one is fit to have a kid, but their trailer trash DNA is fighting to survive.

At least the spawn of the boglim would be immune to poisons and diseases. It would just be very susceptible to addictions and psychotic hags.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I mean, it's a satisfying idea just as an idea, but realistically that'd ruin his fucking life. I'd rather he learns how to go no contact and ̶k̶e̶e̶p̶ ̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ keep on rockin' bud.

Don’t hold your breath on that. This is a man who talks big about “block, delete, ignore” but responds to every trole text and refuses to change his number.

 

[Arv3k]

how many years do we think the boglim has left? in his most recent video he made a disgusting ass burger and he looked like a corpse.
something happened during the methica arc that made him age 10+ years. probably the bo(g)tulism.

I think we're firmly in the third act. He has no front teeth left, is a hardcore alcoholic and eats pure garbage. I think we at most have 3 to 5 years before diabetes and liver failure starts working their magic. That's if he doesn't get drunk and choke on his food because he can't chew it properly anymore (there was a video in the thread of him eating chicken and it was horrifying). That or falling and hitting his head when he's hammered.

 

[Racist Parrot]

Casper Wyoming, famous holiday destination location.

Home to the only escalators in Wyoming trole.

 

[AnOminous]

Casper Wyoming, famous holiday destination location.

Tbh I could think of worse places even in Wyoming, like the trashy tourist trap Jackson Hole.

 

[gogeta77]

It was inevitable he would meet up with her again. I was expecting it to happen in Dec.

 

[BlastMonk]

There's no confirmation the hagraven is back. I fear for the boy the last time he saw her he had a shotgun under his chin. If we don't get cofirmation of some sort in the next few days then she's not there. How could so afford it anyway?

 

['Ole Dente]

There's no confirmation the hagraven is back. I fear for the boy the last time he saw her he had a shotgun under his chin. If we don't get cofirmation of some sort in the next few days then she's not there. How could so afford it anyway?

We know Jessica is in Casper because she’s not smart enough to check the weather, know the person she’s talking to is a troll and intentionally feed them bad information to trick them into thinking she’s in Casper so that information gets back to Josh and upsets him. Its a little too subtle and 8D chess for this woman, she’s the kind of person who is absolutely fuckin’ retarded and she’s pretty brazen about what she’s doing at all times, she doesn’t need to hide this because she wouldn’t care if anyone knew anyway.

What she will lie about? Highly obvious things like “I’m not in Casper for my ex-boyfriend I’m obsessed with, I’m here in this pissy backwater city with no real tourist appeal in the cold ass weather because I enjoy the cultural experience.” It’s obvious she’s there for Josh and, if I’m going to be so bold, I think it’s obvious that Josh invited her there like every time before so she can be quiet in the house while he’s making videos and then they can go get their freak on after. He knows by now that she’s there and if he was opposed to it, he would’ve made a video. Instead he’s suspiciously quiet on the matter and he’s not uploading as much, so you take a guess at what he’s doing.

Joshua is playing reindeer games again. I wouldn’t be too hard on him though, this situation will be enough punishment for him. He does this shit, he tries to play silly sneaky games and he fucks it up every time by being way too obvious. Honestly? I wish I could feel bad for him when he inevitably puts the gun in his mouth but he knows the outcome of this situation. He knows way better than this and he’s doing it anyways. You reap what you sow, dood.

 

[Acceptable]

if she really is there and this doesn't end up with one of them getting arrested, I'm going to be surprised. she got the money to get there but what about getting home. hopefully she was smart enough to think about that.

 

[Statix_Shark]

I, for one, can't wait for the eventual meltdown that'll come with her visit, either from his or her side. Just don't want The Boy to get hurt. Couldn't give a fuck about her.

 

[Big Nasty]

Some weird sex shit will likely go down. Worst case scenario is that Warlord will be involved.

 

[Urgunt]

You would be trading a BPDemon for another BPDemon

Male BPDemons and Female BPDemons are leagues different. Not to TMI but I have a close male family member with BPD, and he's unmedicated. It's shocking how well a quick spar/brawl immediately gets them back to normal. But if you lay your hands on a BPD hag you're never gonna hear the end of it, and she will make sure you get raped in prison.

 

[biggacracka]

Some weird sex shit will likely go down. Worst case scenario is that Warlord will be involved.

Dank polycule hacks incoming, toobz

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I got an off-topic lore questions for the scholars, when did he start calling himself ‘King Cobra’?

No one gave him this name, he clearly gave himself the nickname. Just curious when and since Toobs’ has he always used it?

 

[Earl of Slander]

if she really is there and this doesn't end up with one of them getting arrested, I'm going to be surprised. she got the money to get there but what about getting home. hopefully she was smart enough to think about that.

If she's to be believed (lol) she had a one-way ticket to Casper, and was asking her paypig for $80 for a Lyft from the airport.

I don't believe she's there at all. She's grifting a paypig and stirring up some drama.

Come back and give me trashcans if I'm wrong.

Edit:
It seems NaL found out the paypig was posting their texts to discord. The paypig doesn't even know if she's actually there or not.
Pics uploaded out of order, but they're labeled 1-6.