Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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SeizureRobot5000 said:
I've got a lot of my stuff kept as unlisted vids in public playlists. People would get nasty if I uploaded shorter vids/clips ("recycled trash") so this was a compromise. The RIP vid was originally just part of some livestream so I guess I was self conscious about it. Anywho, here it is: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FyHvZ...v7EKdOZsIpDDxHu34XHNXlQu&index=50&pp=gAQBiAQB
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Taken too soon… RIP. Of all the people for lightning strike. Why didn’t have to be her, toobs 😭
 
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His latest food hack was basically just fucking McDonald's with potato chips slapped on it. Nothing different than the average fat ass would make with their normal orders. Food hacks have never been this "normal". Cobes is quickly progressing to death fat even in his behaviors.
 
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Bodywork by Dennis said:
His latest food hack was basically just fucking McDonald's with potato chips slapped on it. Nothing different than the average fat ass would make with their normal orders. Food hacks have never been this "normal". Cobes is quickly progressing to death fat even in his behaviors.
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I legit lol’d at “Pic-a-naughty” sauce with eyes squinted at the screen.
He calls is a “cheat day” meal.. taking a break from all that exercise.
Also, gets the “meat and salt sweats” after 2 bites and ends it

Who do you think he got the phrase “did i just say that out loud?” from? He’s been using it alot lately and not when you’d think after some edgy comment- just that the world needs to be nicer to eachother and it would be better if everybody could just smoke pot
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
He figured out that he gets the same views and/or donations slipping some Doritos onto a food hack, as he did when spending twelve hours making desiccated pork ribs.

Plus, he’s too drunk to do anything more complex at this point.
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On one hand his fast food hacks are low effort but at least he’s not wasting $100 worth of groceries.
 
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mikaylatoads said:
Waiting for the Pope Francis RIP video (even though he hates your sky God)
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"Hey youtoobz, its your BOY kingcobra back at it again with another video. I've got a drink combo here, It's cobra's blood with a twist. So, the pope died recently aaand the youtube trolls have been texting me non stop about it. Saying things like 'you better not use your magic powers to kill the pope BOY' and 'the pope's last words were kingcobrajfs is a sicko' I know they're lying because they're miserable and have no life and I heard from social media the pope died in his sleep so there's no way he could have said that. Even if he did say that I don't care because I don't believe in a sky god. "
 
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Found this post on The Boglim that suggests NAL could be in Casper.

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Anyone who thinks Cobes will have learned any-fucking-thing at all from all the bullshit Jessica put him through, is just as retarded as he is. He never learns, he never tries to do anything differently and he never changes. I don't want him to suffer or to be in the hagraven's claws, but having seen him fumble most things for years, I can't help but think he's gonna let her back in his lair. TMDNWU.
 
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Statix_Shark said:
Anyone who thinks Cobes will have learned any-fucking-thing at all from all the bullshit Jessica put him through, is just as retarded as he is. He never learns, he never tries to do anything differently and he never changes. I don't want him to suffer or to be in the hagraven's claws, but having seen him fumble most things for years, I can't help but think he's gonna let her back in his lair. TMDNWU.
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Exactly. Would anyone actually be surprised if NAL is, in fact, in Casper hanging with Josh? He doesn't have the self-control to pass up some of that free Wendy's beef when it is right in front of his door. A Boglim is gonna always do its own thang in the moment, dood.
 
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