Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Detective Carey]

He reminds me of the Reddit a-log Clits favorite dress

I dunno who originally put the idea out there, but when Cobes bites the big one, Clunt is for sure gonna pivot into some sort of "trolls pushed him into drinking his life away" cope, trust and believe it'll probably be the first update we get when he goes dark and we're scouring FB groups for updates.

Not to knock the guy, I'm in the "he did what he could with a retard" camp, but he's clearly some kind of fruity artsy fartsy goofball who will take a chance to spin it into being about him and his gay photography. Just look how he acted during that our Fatvorite Son's post interview like it's all out of his hands.

Bonus questions: Should Clint put Josh's feet into some sort of diabetic compression socks group home? Are knee high black dress socks goth? Will Jessica Boyle's disgusting flappy tits bring back the KFC double down via osmosis from us double puking at them?

 

[NoosJunki]

what post apocalyptic scenarios could the BOY the boy survive.
like he could survive in a bunker being the bunker drunk being a shitty janitor
maybe if he was babysat he could survive a zombie apocalypse with only slow ones he's able survive off cat food so you could feed him the worst shit and maybe he could be taught to like cut wood or something
if it was vampire he'd be like thats goth as fuck dude and willingly become one

The BOY goes into suspended animation in a vault for centuries, only to have his wooden son Shon stolen by raiders. What he doesn't know is that his son Shon grew up and is now the shadowy puppetmaster behind an entire Institute of wooden puppets who are secretly working to replace the human inhabitants of the Wyoming Wasteland with wooden synthetic marionettes.

 

[Epikusername4]

Happy easternoth everybody!
Circle of protection on you all, may the food be dank and the drink combos exquisid

easter isnt a cobra cult holiday doodt its for the people who worship there sky daddy. today is weed day the most esteemed holiday in the cobra cult so cmon dood get with the program and smoke a fat blunt with us (also happy easter)

 

[Duce51]

is 'obra 'jakking material?

 

[Taint_fairy2.0]

When Cobra finally drops (allah forbids) y'all think that Casper gonna erect some type of memorial for him? He has actually contributed quite alot of attention to that out in the nowhere town

 

[RAT Team Six]

When Cobra finally drops (allah forbids) y'all think that Casper gonna erect some type of memorial for him?

The only memorial they’ll erect is for the members of the hazmat team who died in the line of duty while cleaning up Cobra’s corpse trailer.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I wish we could get a live feed of his SMS history. I can only imagine the texts being sent and received on his phone. It has to be pure distilled retardation and faggotry in both directions. I imagine there is some funny nuggets buried in there.

TBH the "I'm gonna fuck your lizard." texts he showed gave me a chuckle.

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It's a shame he'll never use that sausage grinder on the shelf.

Better hope it's finger safe BOY!
I never noticed that but now I'm sad we'll never see a true return to boglim cooking a-la something like "Little Caesars Doritos and sardines sausage." of him just throwing whatever slop into the grinder for dank sausage hacks.

I dunno who originally put the idea out there, but when Cobes bites the big one, Clunt is for sure gonna pivot into some sort of "trolls pushed him into drinking his life away" cope, trust and believe it'll probably be the first update we get when he goes dark and we're scouring FB groups for updates

He's already convinced himself of that. Especially in the Clinterview.
Clint: "Well he's bullied every day online, why do you think he drinks?"
Josh: "Because I like it."
Even when it's right there in his face he'll always maintain that it was never his son's own fault.

 

[Jobama]

New drunk food hack dropped. Now with more ground beef.
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Some very kino framing throughout this video.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He's already convinced himself of that. Especially in the Clinterview.
Clint: "Well he's bullied every day online, why do you think he drinks?"
Josh: "Because I like it."
Even when it's right there in his face he'll always maintain that it was never his son's own fault.

Cobes learned blame shifting from his dad at a young age.

Some very kino framing throughout this video.
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Those camera angles take us back to the golden age during the South Center era.

 

[Pingas_Bingus]

Some very kino framing throughout this video.
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That's most definitely what's up toobz.
Cobes' youtube videos have more compelling use of cinematic language than the average hollywood movie

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Jesus Christ did you see him scratch his nasty head with the mouth end of the pipe?

 

[Jerbear89]

That's most definitely what's up toobz.
Cobes' youtube videos have more compelling use of cinematic language than the average hollywood movie

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thats looks exquisid

 

[Your Landlord]

That's most definitely what's up toobz.
Cobes' youtube videos have more compelling use of cinematic language than the average hollywood movie

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This here is going to go down as one of THE KingCobraJFS images; it's an instant classic.

He's in too deep to call it a David Hasselhoff moment but I love the similarity.

 

[vanta pilled]

Better hope it's finger safe BOY!
I never noticed that but now I'm sad we'll never see a true return to boglim cooking a-la something like "Little Caesars Doritos and sardines sausage." of him just throwing whatever slop into the grinder for dank sausage hacks.

Someone show cobes the youtube channel OrdinarySausage, it might inspire him to use the grinder to make sausages!

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Happy Easter and 4/20 toobz TMDWU. Wonder if Josh will post a dank easter food hack tonight. Get that ham, mashed potatoes and gravity mixed in with some Doritos and Bud Light aw yeah let's go fuck sickos

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He finally ate the meat slab after letting it cool to room temp for a full day. Bugs add texture, doodt!

 

[fukkit]

Happy Easter and 4/20 toobz TMDWU. Wonder if Josh will post a dank easter food hack tonight. Get that ham, mashed potatoes and gravity mixed in with some Doritos and Bud Light aw yeah let's go fuck sickos

BLACK FLAME TO LIGHT MY GREEN SMOKE TMDWU

 

[rockcockricky]

New drunk food hack dropped. Now with more ground beef.
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He finally ate the meat slab after letting it cool to room temp for a full day. Bugs add texture, doodt!

Bonus holiday Facebook post

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Cobes learned blame shifting from his dad at a young age.

The interview was a very insightful look into the dynamic. I can imagine someone at the local swingers, uh theatre troupe say to Clint "Hey Clint, I saw a video of your son on the internet. He isn't looking so good. Maybe you should take him to the clinic for a check up?" and Clint launches into a well rehearsed "He's just doing his thing! I want to have a relationship with my son! He's been rejected by every girl he liked since the 4th grade!"

I bet he tried though. What kind of mental gymnastics would us non-boglim-son-having selves jump through trying to rationalise after spawning such a creature.

He did manage to raise him with some type of morals and restraint. Young Josh had some serious red flag stalker behaviour with his crushes. Behaviour that gets people pushed to the outside and fired from jobs and excluded from social events. Bitesize second last long video (Love and Hate) shows these unhealthy ruminations. It's good there was a ceiling of escalation of behaviour because some go past that. Cobros should read the book "The Gift of Fear" for insight into this stuff. He's just doing his best every day.

 

[Detective Carey]

When Cobra finally drops (allah forbids) y'all think that Casper gonna erect some type of memorial for him? He has actually contributed quite alot of attention to that out in the nowhere town

I like this idea, I feel like that classic sighting of him shambling around in his trench coat with his wand would be pretty badass in bronze. Maybe a big black plaque with TWU in green. Put one of those Arby's bells you ring on your way out on it so passersby can ding dong tribute the dark lord.

That Hasselhoffesque shot is both amazing and depressing, an almost perfect encapsulation of the boy's arc.