Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Direnc fuckin loves Cobes, and she's talked about him a few times. She's a sober queen now, but she used to huff gas and was a cam girl TWU
This is the ideal woman for Cobes. Cam girl, ex-junkie, hot as fuck(BY JOSH'S STANDARDS), likes getting weird with it(like dank food hacks?) and still functional enough that she'd probably be able to lead the Boy into smart life decisions, even if it's by his pecker.
 
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This is the ideal woman for Cobes. Cam girl, ex-junkie, hot as fuck, likes getting weird with it(like dank food hacks?) and still functional enough that she'd probably be able to lead the Boy into smart life decisions, even if it's by his pecker.
She seems way more appealing than NAL just given that one sentence from her. TWU maybe our BOY will end his dry spell again.
 
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You just complain. You won't lift a god damn finger do a damn thing about it.


Cobra when he enters a bar:


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I didn't see this get posted here but on Bitesize's stream the other day he played an interview he did with a guy who hung out with Cobra and Warlord around 2021.
He's a Caspar native who invited Cobra to play guitar with him. Warlord ended up tagging along and got up to his usual schinigans. They got Cobra to bless their tea. Definitely worth watching if you want some more content from a funnier time.
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Despite the rotten apples floating on top of his meaduh, there was a healthy amount of trub in the bottom (of which he poured most of into the 2nd jar), it looks like it fermented nicely toobs.
Yea, I mean without a proper syphon or some restraint when pouring, he always pours in the dead yeast. I feel like he probably for once actually made some alcohol, but then pouring in as much tap water as he did, and not adding in any kind of stabilizers of nutrients to make sure it doesn't continue to ferment, this like every other jar, is destined for failure.
 
I know this is 4 days old, but I just got round finishing this video. The minutes past the second hour are worth watching and actually funny. The boy's brain tapped out. He wanted to say the word 'compromise' but couldn't remember it. He took almost a minute to remember it and 20 seconds later he forgot it again! And once he remembered it again he added an 'L' in it. Complemise!
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I went back to that video and believe i heard him say “allow themselves to be venomated” by a king cobra, and when he says travel is easier THESE days, he says if you cant afford a car there are bicycles and “Lambor-feeties”.
I assume he means walking, which humans could always do.

Edit: ENvenomated is actually a term, but boglims razor has me assume he threw venom and “ated” together as the act of being bitten by something venomous
 
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@Null so I didn’t realize until that guy pointed it out but that is 100% Cobra’s furry, inflatable goat fucking, ABDL enjoy ex-friend Scrapper Steve.
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Steve is most known for trying to sleep with Cobra’s ex girlfriend Summer and for the “it’s rockin good time” pizza part video with his hostage girlfriend.
Edit: for context null showed some Etsy reviews of a furry pacifier and one of them happened to be by Scrapper Steve.
 
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