Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

@SeizureRobot5000 is premiering a brand new Snake Bones in a few minutes

https://youtu.be/bp-eXZ9j1Qc?si=HA2H9mJ9lhd7jivR

 

[Epikusername4]

this snakebones kicks ass

this might be the best one so far

congrats for the masterpiece seizure made fucking amazing

 

[HAGAKURE]

Mr 5000 so talented with the animations. This is great

 

[BlastMonk]

The models of NAL and Cobra are so wet and gross. He really nails how gross they are

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

I love this Snake Bones so much.

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

I feel like he probably for once actually made some alcohol, but then pouring in as much tap water as he did, and not adding in any kind of stabilizers of nutrients to make sure it doesn't continue to ferment, this like every other jar, is destined for failure.

I don't see how it's destined for failure, considering he has no idea what he's doing, I would say this might be his most successful batch yet. He adds 3x more sugar than his batch can handle, topping it up with water and allowing fermentation to continue will work in his favor because he spills so much.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

@SeizureRobot5000 Amazing work sir. Thanks for all the effort you put into it. SB28 is definitely in my top 3

 

[Wock Sipper]

 

[Bumpkin Boozehound]

There's only one ingredient Cobes' mead requires in order to be successful: Nikolai vodka.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

@SeizureRobot5000 Amazing work sir. Thanks for all the effort you put into it. SB28 is definitely in my top 3

yeeees master

 

[Steve Zissou]

I think that he will gain in subscribers over time gradually and eventually hit with a truly viral video. When that happens his daily income from paypigs will be enough we may go into a critical era. By critical I mean the booze and gothic lifestyle will go into overdrive. Instead of ordering a handle, it will be a case of handles. Instead of buying a few packs of smokes it will be a few cartons. This goes for weed, pills whatever he can get his hands on. Like that British Chav Michael Carroll that won the lottery. This will be all to his detriment.

 

[Tequila Katie]

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I think that he will gain in subscribers over time gradually and eventually hit with a truly viral video. When that happens his daily income from paypigs will be enough we may go into a critical era. By critical I mean the booze and gothic lifestyle will go into overdrive. Instead of ordering a handle, it will be a case of handles. Instead of buying a few packs of smokes it will be a few cartons. This goes for weed, pills whatever he can get his hands on. Like that British Chav Michael Carroll that won the lottery. This will be all to his detriment

On the off chance some 5 second clip sweeps across tik tok, like that one of bossman jack flipping out, sure.
I dont see it happening personally.
I got faith in our boy to turn things around. Will he? Eh, probably be doing the same thing this time next year.


Whats the next major arc for our boy?
I hope things dont start winding up like Pat from Moonachie. Starts slow, then snowballs.

 

[Candover]

Today's Snake Bones convinced me that Josh has been hit in the nuts so many times over so many years, and built up so much callous and hematoma'd skin on them, that he might be the first person to develop something similar to what would be called cauliflower ear by MMA/Boxers/Wrestlers, etc., but for his nuts. I dub it, Cauliflower Sack.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That Snakebones was amazing. Seizure is really getting good at those animations. Loved it.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The animation of Clint rugby tackling him for smoking was incredible.

Also I never heard that "YOU KEEP FUCKING UP!" call before. My god, the boy is gullible.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

The animation of Clint rugby tackling him for smoking was incredible.

I lost it at the animation of a muscled up Clint putting Cobes in a headlock while memorising NFL teams

 

['Ole Dente]

@Null so I didn’t realize until that guy pointed it out but that is 100% Cobra’s furry, inflatable goat fucking, ABDL enjoy ex-friend Scrapper Steve.
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Steve is most known for trying to sleep with Cobra’s ex girlfriend Summer and for the “it’s rockin good time” pizza part video with his hostage girlfriend.

Edit: for context null showed some Etsy reviews of a furry pacifier and one of them happened to be by Scrapper Steve.

I remember this guy I'm pretty sure there's a video of him absolutely filling up an inflatable goat with his dick juice in this thread

furries are horrific creatures

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

That part where Cobes went full Street Fighter on the fridge for acting cute was GOATed.

 

[Epikusername4]

Steve is most known for trying to sleep with Cobra’s ex girlfriend Summer and for the “it’s rockin good time” pizza part video with his hostage girlfriend.

the wyoming pizza party massacre

 

[ASeabear8952]

Great Snake Bones as always. I think someone else already said it but I was shocked how much of a creep Clint was to Alicia Rohdie.