Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dill]

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Does this motherfucker ever wear socks? He's always got the dogs out on camera.

He has not worn socks for a long time. He wears his boots without socks which is why he gets jungle rot

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

He has not worn socks for a long time. He wears his boots without socks which is why he gets jungle rot

He should go get a couple packs of black crew socks. At least they'd be goth as fuck my dude

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Pardon my such sudden reply after posting but like: I just did yardwork today. My shoes were on and off throughout the day, and even I am unable to replicate that level of dirtprint. Boglims rarely leave their hovels, so I'm inclinded to ask as to where all the foot dirt is from? If I were a gambling man I'd say it's from the insides of his boots but again with the boy never straying far from the nest pray tell how does he just get that dirty on the regular? We can't even use Boglim's Razor here; Is he just trudging laps pretending to check his heat tape?

Same.. even when i wear crocs in the lawn and step in dirt or go barefoot on concrete all day i barely get any dry “gunk” on the bottom of my feet.. but i also shower afterwards, and don’t just ash my pipes on the floor and shuffle through it for weeks between shirt changes, err, showers..

You'd be shocked how dirty a floor can get, Imagine your Josh, your drunk or high or drunk AND high and your sloshing around with some wonderful new abomination beyond the reason of all men you will only do enough cleaning to stop lord silly nipples shouting at you, that floor is going to get fucking destroyed long before it looks fucking rotten.

Like I can honestly see Josh as the sort of guy who has pissed in his house outside of the toilet, it's something that is way worse for a long time deep in than on the surface but it does have a layer too it.

He has not worn socks for a long time. He wears his boots without socks which is why he gets jungle rot

I honestly shudder to think what state his feet must be fucking in, He wears boots far to big to begin with his feet are going to be fucking screaming every time he walks on them - Ever had the misfortune of having to wear shoes or boots an walked in them any significant distance with a broken Arch? First mile your in pain, second mile your stopping to mess with them every few yards, mile three your taking them off and throwing them away, Josh is doing that an worse by walking on boots he's bearly fucking able to walk in an the only reason he's not gotten bigger is because it's impossible for him to walk even if he's stone cold hungover.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Truly iconic, I believe that was the happiest he has ever been, for all of 12 hours at least

The aNALysis is my fav Snakebones episode, it highlighted so much stuff I wasnt able to watch. Cause I leave my house all the time and have a job, like a person.

Retro Cobes house tour I just found.
His kitchen was surprisingly clean, and yes, he saved the grease from the bacon.

The Poltergeist-esque soundtrack really brings it all together.

Has @SeizureRobot5000 seen this? I feel like I remember him and the boys talking about how they wished the could see an apartment tour of the old place.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Has @SeizureRobot5000 seen this? I feel like I remember him and the boys talking about how they wished the could see an apartment tour of the old place.

Pretty sure there was a Snake Bones in which they showed it. That’s how I recognized it.

There’s probably nothing Cobra related Seizure hasn’t seen LOL.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Does this motherfucker ever wear socks? He's always got the dogs out on camera.

Lil treat for the fangirls.

 

['Ole Dente]

He should go get a couple packs of black crew socks. At least they'd be goth as fuck my dude

DoorDash him some fuckin' socks from Walmart. Normally I'm pretty against people slamming on the glass and people sending him gay shit all day but they're unmalicious black crew socks that cost like $6, I mean what the fuck is the harm in that.

"Somebody sent socks to my trailer today youtube and I don't know why they'd do that, I have plenty of socks as is, I guess the trolls want me to wear socks so you know what that means toobs; I'm putting every crew sock on my penis cause these trolls can SUCK IT."

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

DoorDash him some fuckin' socks from Walmart. Normally I'm pretty against people slamming on the glass and people sending him gay shit all day but they're unmalicious black crew socks that cost like $6, I mean what the fuck is the harm in that.

"Somebody sent socks to my trailer today youtube and I don't know why they'd do that, I have plenty of socks as is, I guess the trolls want me to wear socks so you know what that means toobs; I'm putting every crew sock on my penis cause these trolls can SUCK IT."

He probably doesnt wear socks because he ejaculates in them while watching some hot of age goth chick porn TWU toobz

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I honestly shudder to think what state his feet must be fucking in

If you have been in the military or even camping for an extended period of time you know how bad your feet get when you have boots on for too long, even with socks. Josh doesn't bathe and wears those grody decade old boots without socks, that is literally why he gets the foot jungle rot. Imagine the stench, I honestly do not know what would be worse his breath or a freshly de-booted bog foot in the summer. Just typing that I got the faint whiff of onions and cheese in a chinese dumpster.

 

[SoyjakFarms666]

Josh Saunders is really JOSHING IT UP RIGHT NOW!!!!!

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

In 2012, Josh got a Samsung phone that kinda slides up from his dad, replacing his Nokia brick that he originally owned. He couldn’t even understand how to use it, so his dad got him another one that was retard friendly.

In 2013, he straight up just lost the phone entirely, admitting it was probably at the bar. It seems as if he bought a new one or found it, as later in the year it would become smashed for a mysterious reason and he would get his first iPhone.

I have nothing for 2014 and 2015. Maybe someone can help fill this blank in.

In 2016, it seems like he was a good boy because there’s consistent cooking videos without much of an interruption and no mention of smashed phones as far as I can see.

Can’t see anything for 2017.

This seems to cover the rest:

Keep in mind that he’s smashed his computer before too for the same reasons, two or three times. He smashes quite a lot of his personal belongings when he gets angy.

Jesus, he doesn’t even try the Shaun voice anymore.

 

[Orange Piccolo]

He probably doesnt wear socks because he ejaculates in them while watching some hot of age goth chick porn TWU toobz

You know damn well he spits his loads right on the floor under the computer desk like a real gothic bad boy.

 

[Detective Carey]

Yeah it's probably a mixture of ash and assorted food hack grime, now that he doesn't have a landlord doing inspections he's probably stopped vacuuming/cleaning entirely aside from lazily wiping up super egregious spills. I'd imagine with how tanked he is he's often tripped and dumped entire food hacks in every random corner then never properly cleaned them.

Even if he does shower randomly, you think he's taking the time to scrub the bottom of his feet?

If it was actual jungle rot or some kind of diabetes related foot problems, I'd argue he'd cover it up and hide it, you'd start seeing fresh socks out of no where or a sudden appearance of house slippers. Though he did just kind of show that foot rash off for a long time so maybe not?

Jungle Rot is a fun death metal band, seen em a few times opening for other bands.

 

[Switch Mongo]

Cones needs to get on some sort of TLC type of show. My strange addiction boglim edition or intervention where they just try to get him to shower and brush his teeth could work too. I doubt he would do it though if presented the offer but it involves effort

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Cones needs to get on some sort of TLC type of show. My strange addiction boglim edition or intervention where they just try to get him to shower and brush his teeth could work too. I doubt he would do it though if presented the offer but it involves effort

If Cobes keeps eating all those dank ass food hacks and drinking like a sailor he'll eventually make it to My 600 pound life. Imagine Dr. Now having to deal with Josh.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

If Cobes keeps eating all those dank ass food hacks and drinking like a sailor he'll eventually make it to My 600 pound life. Imagine Dr. Now having to deal with Josh.

That would truly be something. I think he’d be like Cartman on Maury from back in the day. “Whateva, I do what I want, whateva.”

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

That would truly be something. I think he’d be like Cartman on Maury from back in the day. “Whateva, I do what I want, whateva.”

Josh: *orders pizzas and doritos to food hack in his hospital bed along with some booze for drink combos*
Dr. Now: You cannot go against the diet plan or smoke weed in here
Josh: eat my aspergers trole
Clint: Josh is just being himself, doctor. That's my boy

Best episode of shitty reality television right there

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

eat my aspergers trole*BRAAAAP*

You missed that part.

 

[Jobama]

Hell has frozen over as Cobra is eating a salad.