Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sugriva]

There has to be more to this, right? Cobes doesn't just "crave a salad."

 

[HiveDull]

There has to be more to this, right? Cobes doesn't just "crave a salad."

My bet is someone paid him money to do a "salad review" like how they gave him money to eat an apple.

Also, the croutons gave him pain that he had to try and shrug it off by saying that "they were fire" lmao.

 

[niggers]

i wish he wasnt such a pile of mush now. old josh would made 'dank salad' with m&ms, ham, ground beef, and peanut butter. no actual vegetables would be involved.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

i wish he wasnt such a pile of mush now. old josh would made 'dank salad' with m&ms, ham, ground beef, and peanut butter. no actual vegetables would be involved.

He would do a fondue with strawberries but have insane chocolate sauce strawberry ratio. His hands would be drenched in chocolate sauce

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

"hey dad I love you" thanks bud. My trolls paid me to say it live. Getting paid to eat a salad thats whats up toobz. The boy should make a "salad chuter " video, you know because thats what you call a vegetarian (no judgement) with diharea. hahahahahahahaa. Thats all peace.
Its good crack as always.

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

I just realized that he’s been wearing the same shirt for over four months.
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In 4 months, I have bought, worn, and thrown out a cheap shirt after it was damaged. What dark magicks are holding that thread together? It truly is a cradle of filth.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Him wearing the same shirt this long has gotta be a record. What’s the longest prior to this?

Also, it’s a good indicator of how often he interacts with fucking anyone — as someone would notice and say something about him wearing same stench ridden clothes after a week or so. His family must just bring him in groceries, make sure he isn't dead on his bug throne, and then scoot away back to the land of the living.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Him wearing the same shirt this long has gotta be a record. What’s the longest prior to this?

Also, it’s a good indicator of how often he interacts with fucking anyone — as someone would notice and say something about him wearing same stench ridden clothes after a week or so. His family must just bring him in groceries, make sure he isn't dead on his bug throne, and then scoot away back to the land of the living.

Did you check the Josh Saunders channel? I had it narrowed down to every 12/13 days, then shirtless for a few while i assume someone comes to do his laundry and take him to counseling twice a month that he is obliged to be showered and changed for.

 

[gogeta77]

Cobes is so back

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

 

[curbside2]

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September 2023 --> June 2025 (21 months)

He’s still young too. I doubt any of us can guess what he’ll look like ten years from now. Since he doesn’t do hard drugs I actually doubt he’s going to die soon. Drunks tend to live a long, hard life. At least compared to other addicts.

 

[Umaibae]

If Cobes keeps eating all those dank ass food hacks and drinking like a sailor he'll eventually make it to My 600 pound life. Imagine Dr. Now having to deal with Josh.

“Who is bringing u da food?”
“My troles.”

I just realized that he’s been wearing the same shirt for over four months.
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I was skeptical, but it does seem like he’s been only rotating this shirt and being shirtless. Is it the only shirt he owns that fits him now?

Walnut grove uploaded a couple days ago and I didn't see it get mentioned. Sorry if it was already posted.

Came to post this because of that fucking THUMB NAIL

Him wearing the same shirt this long has gotta be a record. What’s the longest prior to this?

Pretty sure it was 42 days?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I would pay a good amount of money to see the results of a blood test from Josh.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

I would pay a good amount of money to see the results of a blood test from Josh.

His blood is pure liquor

 

['Ole Dente]

"Speaking of tossing salad, my YouTube troles love to toss the salad, if you know what I mean."
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

The act of licking someone’s asshole out is commonly referred to as “tossing salad.” He’s suggesting we lick each other’s assholes.

It’s a bit rich coming from someone who has fart porno on their XVideos account but whatever.

 

[Boglimhunter420]

So when did his physical decline start? He speaks so slowly now and barely moves around compared to his earlier videos. Is this the result of his alcoholism or did he get a hold of bad drugs that fucked his brain up? I know he used to huff duster.

 

[BallBuster II]

So when did his physical decline start? He speaks so slowly now and barely moves around compared to his earlier videos. Is this the result of his alcoholism or did he get a hold of bad drugs that fucked his brain up? I know he used to huff duster.

He became noticeably slower during the duster saga. When he is sober he tries to put on a pseudo energetic persona in this videos, but his speech is still slow. He started getting fat and bloated in the last 12-18 months.

 

[Boglimhunter420]

He became noticeably slower during the duster saga. When he is sober he tries to put on a pseudo energetic persona in this videos, but his speech is still slow. He started getting fat and bloated in the last 12-18 months.

His voice is so strange now. In his younger days, his voice had more range and cadence. Now he is entirely monotone. Even his yelling is monotone but louder. How long did the duster saga last?

 

[Sailor Swift]

His voice is so strange now. In his younger days, his voice had more range and cadence. Now he is entirely monotone. Even his yelling is monotone but louder. How long did the duster saga last?

Too long and it cost way too many brain cells.

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

So when did his physical decline start? He speaks so slowly now and barely moves around compared to his earlier videos. Is this the result of his alcoholism or did he get a hold of bad drugs that fucked his brain up? I know he used to huff duster.

His voice is so strange now. In his younger days, his voice had more range and cadence. Now he is entirely monotone. Even his yelling is monotone but louder. How long did the duster saga last?

I think it's fair to look back even further. There is a major personality change, as well as difference in his speaking cadence, inflection, etc, from when he began living in the 1st apartment to entering the 2nd one. For me it's the difference between his oddly effeminate, smarmy mallgoth "m'kay?" era to partially deaf special needs boy in a cowboy hat.

Given it wasn't as apparent, it's easy for people to forget that Josh was sitting in a room full of spray paint fumes in the first apartment... normally guys who work with spray paint will wear masks and work outside, given how toxic it is. At one point Cobra acknowledges that he got high/dizzy (can't remember how he worded it) from spraypainting wands inside, but writes it off as being part of the fun. I know we're lucky if he makes a painted stick every six months now, but back then he would make a ton of wands, and price them so low that shipping was eating up the bulk of his profits. I think the damage the fumes caused was insidious in the way that it gradually chipped away at his brain cells so that it's near impossible to identify a clear change. That's my theory at least, there might be too many gunmen to know for sure what cooked his brain.

If we're talking about him being even WORSE than let's say middle of his time in the 2nd apartment, I would blame him being stone drunk all the time. Sometimes lately you'll catch him sober in his vids and I'd say he's about at the same level he was.