Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I just realized that he’s been wearing the same shirt for over four months.:stress:
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Hell has frozen over as Cobra is eating a salad.
Bragging about eating a salad like it's a feat of strength is most definitely what the fuck is up.

Also I like how he has to mention multiple times that his dad doesn't care if he goes live, he's so ass blasted by the trolls at this point that he is imagining what the trolls might say about any given situation and feels the need to respond to troll comments that haven't even taken place yet.
 
Yeah you'd think he'd be all over blue cheese given his love of funky foodstuffs. I wonder if during his edgy goth teen years he stumbled through that bit of Anton LaVey writing about how blue cheese is for gays because it tastes like smegma and real men only like sweeter dressings. I'M NOT GAY I'M SATANIC DOOD!
 
Oh man.. fingering ranch containies, selectively eating around the lettuce, taking 2 bites of some and “eating the rest later”.. and the terrified look he gives it over his glasses are all gold
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I wish i had the patience to make a “Looking at camera with food hanging out of mouth” collage
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Walnut grove uploaded a couple days ago and I didn't see it get mentioned. Sorry if it was already posted.

I want this to be his new food arc. I want him to hyper fixate on salads now like how he was with burritos and ramen.
Just think of the food hacks we might see.
 
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