Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Lesbian Sleepover]

SnusBurns you're a cobra-demon of high quality, thank you.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Found this lil funny GG Allin/Cobes tribute vid

Spoiler: ARCHIVE King Cobra JFS - Outlaw Scumfuc by GG Allin

New Walnut Grove edit:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE A Farewell to Frosty's

Here's more 2013 archives and BCV summaries:

Spoiler: ARCHIVES & BCV SUMMARIES APRIL 2013

King Cobra 2013-04-08 A short 2 second video of Josh showing his teeth pulling a scary face guitar playing 2013-04-09 Josh doesn't intro the song and just starts playing guitar | 5:00 no matter what race you are, music is the language of life | more guitar playing and doesn't do a video outro New Video 2013-04-09 Josh does something on his phone | 2:16 Josh and Stephanie are back together! | 2:28 had a hard time finding a girlfriend in Casper after breaking up with Stephanie | 3:00 Josh talks about wanting to get a car and a license but sadly has to go to the bank tomorrow and take money out of his savings account to buy new shoes, shampoo and money for the bus because it's snowing | 3:38 loogey into a cup | 4:00 while Josh was taking a break from YouTube he was learning how to play the Halloween theme and Für Elise on the guitar | 5:13 Halloween on guitar and watches a video on how to play it | 15:00 Josh plays a video on how to play Für Elise and tries to play along | 17:10 he's getting it figured out, it takes time | 18:27 tries to play When September Ends by Green Day | 22:11 plays something and says it was a Beach Boys solo and talks about todays music and he hates it | 23:10 Eminem Dream on sampling | 23:50 one life to live, won't waste it on trolls. Using it as motivation to play guitar | 25:12 Josh says "I like women, I'm not a faggot" in reference to what trolls say about his voice | 26:14 Josh talks about swag kids, people who wear baggy pants and hate gay people | 27:00 Dani Filth scream | 27:43 opened his musical taste to Avril Lavine and she has an awesome voice | 28:00 cliché R&B/hip hop musicians talking about going to the club and drinking piss | 29:24 Josh is very creative but can't play the things in his head because of Asperger's | 30:00 fuck the trolls and talks about shooting his trolls with Colt King Cobra | 30:57 trolls said he would never get a job, apartment or a girlfriend. Josh is working on a new album next | 3:00 trying to find happiness in his life while Stephanie isn't there | 33:29 The Darkness Vampires love you | 35:40 September Ends by Greenday and learning it. Learning guitar so he can get ready to play gigs | 39:09 Josh was trying to open a can of pumpkin pie mix and it broke his can opener and ruined his video | 40:29 getting better at guitar, depression and laziness was holding him back | 41:52 Josh takes a break, comes back playing guitar even better to show the trolls | 42:21 Josh talks about deleting the pumpkin pie video | 43:54 plans for tomorrow and when he went to the store forgot to buy some essentials | 44:33 Josh has $60 in his savings account to spend tomorrow | 44:50 Josh's spiked collar broke because it was too old. He got it when he was in junior high | 46:00 some people hate when he shows off his creativity | 46:51 Josh cleaned his phone | 47:00 Josh's dad upgraded his phone and offered his iPhone 3 to Josh and he declined. He says he has an iPod touch, before that, he had an iPod nano | 47:40 Josh went to Mr. Money and couldn't get the guitar he wanted so he got a BC Rich, iPod Touch and a USB keyboard | 48:25 Josh's PS2 broke a few weeks ago but he had a backup | 48:56 lost one of his zippos | 49:00 Josh lives zippos because of his Asperger's but he loses them | 49:48 people judge him and say he's not an adult because of the way he looks. He has a job and an apartment even with Asperger's | 5:30 take it in, he has an apartment. circle | 51:00 passionate about making magic wands and shows off a sceptre he's working on combining a Rockstar can and a crystal | 52:30 Josh buys his crystals from the Asian gift store in the mall | 53:28 Josh shows off his bone handled wand | 54:39 Josh shows off an official Harry Potter Voldemort wand he has then talks about Harry Potter and music | 58:22 Josh was getting sick so he took the day off and says he gets roughly $500 - $568 every two pay checks from working at Wendy's, rent is $500 | 58:55 Josh plans on cutting back on on booze so he can buy more food | 59:34 plans on going to the bank, getting money then walking 40 minutes to the Walmart and Natural Grocers | 1:00:00 making an effort to eat healthy and is losing weight | 1:01:20 Josh wouldn't mind surviving on just peanut butter sandwiches | 1:01:39 loogey in his cup | Todays music 2013-04-10 00:30 only has pipe tobacco until he gets paid, it will have to do | 2:00 dealing with trolls pretending to be his friends and he finds where they talk because he's not as stupid as they think | 2:55 Josh is staying strong and keeps making videos even with trolling | 3:50 dealing with criticism and learning to listen and change | 4:15 autism makes it hard to see the difference between people trying to help and trolls | 5:05 haha! lighter works | 5:54 flu starting to go | 7:18 Josh says at least he has a job | 10:10 Josh was staring at some cars while walking home after work and a woman thought he was up to no good | 13:30 Josh talks about music and bands that are big in the moment | 14:50 Josh hates cliché going to the club swag music | 15:30 swag started off in the 70s for homosexuals and says that sagging pants in prison means your available | 16:15 Josh shows off his belt and says he's not gay | 18:00 Josh shows off his Axe shampoo | 18:30 puts a wand in his vice clamp | 19:16 Josh starts playing his acoustic guitar and matching his voice to it | 21:00 singing and playing guitar | 26:00 Josh sings along to Tears don't fall - Bullet for my Valentine acoustic version | 31:00 shaves his face with his shaver | Guitar video 2013-04-13 00:40 Josh went to the bar for a Guinness and came back to clean his apartment | 00:50 Josh's poster fell off and all his posters are crooked | 1:18 his BC rich warlock poster he made in school fell off | 1:50 his feet are blistering and needs to get new shoes. He can't go into to his savings because he's getting a car | 2:00 part of his autism is he's odd | 4:00 Josh shows off his pipe he got from Wallgreens for $28 | 6:00 a couple of months ago he got off SSI and got a letter saying he owes them money but got a text from his dad saying they are refunding the money, they made a mistake | 6:57 Josh tells the story of his first BC Rich Warlock - paper route in ND etc | 9:58 Josh hasn't been making that many videos on YouTube, he's been working on his job and playing guitar | 13:04 Josh's vampire fangs necklace broke when trying to untangle it from his skull necklace. His spiked collar also broke | 14:30 Josh walks over and gets his acoustic guitar and shows his USB keyboard | 15:28 Halloween theme on guitar | 16:49 plays riffs he knows and noodles on guitar | 27:34 Josh gets his electric guitar | 28:17 celebrities must get more trolls | 28:40 noodling on guitar, getting better at guitar etc | New Video 2013-04-17 Josh's pipe broke so he re-stained it (painted it) green. It was a Gandalf pipe but it was in his bag and someone stepped on it and broke it | 1:17 Josh uses a hairband to cover the hole in the stem | 3:23 Josh paid $37 and wasn't going to bin it | 4:51 Josh is smoking Burley tobacco | Josh talks about his pipe and how he customised it | 15:38 Josh made a video of him walking through a graveyard when he first bought his pipe but deleted it | 18:29 Josh hates showing off stuff like this because his trolls call him stupid and retarded. Talks about trolls | 20:25 Vodka and red bull in a glass | 20:28 Josh hates not making videos because it hurts his fans. Josh doesn't see what people see in him | 21:55 Josh bought a small coffee table next to his futon that has an ashtray on it | 23:15 got the apartment to himself and then Kent moved in for a day. Turns out that his other friend Dustin needed a roommate so he moved in with him. Josh's apartment is too small | 24:40 Josh has a backlight plugged in and turns off his lights but you cant see anything | 27:49 Josh shows off his BC Rich Warlock poster that fell off the wall | 29:00 Josh messes with his BB gun | 30:28 Josh talks about Stephanie moving in and it being too fast | 31:38 Josh talks about ZRT and talks about people shitting on ZRT calling them retards | 32:46 Josh hopes Stephanie moves in with him when she finishes Job Corp | 33:22 it's 5:17am and he has work at 10:30 and thinks about getting a Beach Cruiser with a motor | 36:50 cutting back on cigarettes to save up for a car or a motorised bike | 37:19 Josh talks about driving up to see Stephanie and taking her out to a hotel but that would be expensive | 38:00 talks about Beach Cruisers and gas motors | 38:55 Josh used to have a scooter and got hit by a truck and almost died | 40:30 falling off his bike when it was snowing outside | 42:00 SSI refunding him and proud he's off SSI | 43:00 Josh talked about putting him in a group home for people with Asperger's but found his current apartment | Update on my 5th CD 2013-04-19 Working on a song | 00:43 moved things around in his apartment and talks about his bike | 1:27 plays a song he's working on | 2:50 went to Walmart yesterday while he was on a split shift and bought some new boots | 3:09 Josh put the boots on and ripped his pants and had to get a new pair of pants | Plays some more of his song New Video 2013-04-20 0:20 Josh says that he's going to sell his bike because he wants to get a new bike soon but also pay off his internet bill | 0:34 Josh shows off a stick he wants to make a new wand | 1:09 Stephanie calls Josh | 1:35 internet bill due and plans on selling his bike for $120 to pay his bill | 2:00 Josh talks about chicken with Stephanie | 3:41 moved some things around in his apartment | 4:30 tells Stephanie he loves her | 4:50 wants to get a beach cruiser with gas to make getting to work easier | 5:10 good chance he wont have internet for a while while he shaves | 5:50 charger is out of battery | 6:38 wants to sell his bike for $120 and his internet bill is due on the 26th | 7:10 Josh's fans miss him but he doesn't miss his trolls | 7:57 Josh changes his shirt and talks about being a perfectionist | Guitar and Vocals 2013-04-23 0:12 guitar playing | 3:50 puts his heating on and back to guitar playing | 25:10 when Josh music career kicks off, he will refuse sex with women because he's with Stephanie | 27:50 Josh goes through his iTunes to play a song | 28:10 Josh needs a piss, gets up and curses at his bike because it's broken | 29:05 Josh farts and pisses | 31:50 smoking is bad for you but its ok if you eat healthy and work out | 33:20 Josh sings Nympethamine by Cradle of Filth | 39:20 guitar playing | 46:20 Papa Roach - Forever | New Video 2013-04-23 Josh talks about reading the paper about the Boston Marathon bombings and doesn't believe that it was motivated by religion. People are blaming bad things on religion | 1:58 Josh got his internet paid off | 3:40 Josh talks about terrorism and bombings | 4:18 Josh was at Little Chicago and had a pizza and a Guinness | 4:35 Josh says they should pretend to do a bomb threat so people run faster | 5:16 Josh shows off his Ozzy app and plays a few sound bites of Ozzy | 13:26 Josh talks about the media, religion and covering terrorism | 14:33 plays one of the songs he's working on | 18:00 album will be for free | Real Chi 2013-04-26 Josh makes a chi-ball with his hands for 29 seconds Random video 2013-04-29 Josh ate a giant chocolate Easter bunny, tomato soup and oatmeal and had a few shots Canadian Potter's crown vodka and got the squirts. It's 5:46am | 00:38 Josh spoke shit about 1 Direction while taking a shit | 1:11 his long hair is impressive | 1:30 Josh's toilet is clogged again with toilet paper | 3:22 talks about Bobs Burgers | 5:20 Josh says he needs to stop bitching about bands he doesn't like | 6:33 Josh got oatmeal and tobacco ash on his pyjama bottoms | 7:00 says what he ate again | 7:52 talks about watching Pokémon and then they ruined it with spin offs | 8:00 one of Josh's favourite anime was Tenchi Muyo! | 8:57 Josh woke up to take a mad shit so he turned his light on | 9:20 Josh's hair looks like a cobra hood | 10:00 halfway through taking a shit he ran out of toilet paper but luckily had 2 rolls left | 11:30 Josh reads the comments and replies to a few trolls | 13:32 Josh reads a comment about people downloading an re-uploading his videos | 15:53 Josh says his ancestry is British | 20:00 got his rent paid | Morning video 2013-04-30 0:44 Josh went to Charlies pizzeria with his Dad Clint and ended up arguing with him about smoking | 1:10 Josh blows smoke into the camera and says that his dad is a hypocrite because he used to chew | 2:26 less chemicals in pipe tobacco and smells better | 3:22 Josh took him to the DMV to get a pamphlet on driving. Josh's dad thinks he needs a license to ride a beach cruiser with a motor on it. Josh disagrees | 4:12 Josh googles if it's legal to drive or not | 5:00 it was going great time until he argued with him and his smoking. Josh's dad said "nice talking to you Josh" | 5:20 Josh is grateful for his dad and says that his dad made him his work bench. They disagree on some things |

 

[Clint's Burden]

-getting involved with Josh.

That's always a mixed bag, that.

A lot of very funny things have come as a consequence of Josh's naivety and other people involving themselves with Josh, like the Gothic Dee thing, the DTTS thing or the Snails thing. Sometimes involvement can produce something extraordinarily retarded and hilarious, like Josh refusing a perfectly good laptop because his trolls have convinced him it's part of a plot to frame him for the solicitation of child pornography.

It's not to say the outcome is always favorable like that, right. I'm sure there are mongoloids who call him or his father and scream the equivalent of "JULLLLAAAAAY" all the fuckin' live long day.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Games I'm starting to think that you personally sent him that laptop.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

The King is, quite simply, un-fucking-watchable on his phone. The audio goes in and out and there's no advice he'll take that's not Pigney Neidt etc on his phone issue. Probably lint in the mic screen.

What I'm curious about is if someone genuinely sent him like a cheap Windows 10 laptop out of sincerity for better filming and documenting or if some cunt really sent him a "laptop full of CP"

 

[Clint's Burden]

Games I'm starting to think that you personally sent him that laptop.

If I did that, I'd just say I did it.

I was just a very big proponent of not hearing shit audio for another 6 months, since Clint didn't want to get him a new computer. Seems like Clint might have changed his mind on that, as I'm told, though who fuckin' really knows.

 

[Sourscrote97]

Love me some king cobra tubes thats whats up

 

[Q_Anon1001]

I bet it's possible get cobes cleaned up enough to get a number from some tweaker chick in Casper. Mr Green should return and talk Cobes into getting a makeover.

I think his biggest drawback is his retardation at socializing. It seems his thought process on the way to impress chicks is to flex so for Josh this would mean talking about his guitar skills, imitations and jokes which are on a 5th grade level. Not exactly something attractive tweaker girls could put up with, but Stephanie being a regard eat that up. He got lucky with Stephanie, maybe if he did away with the facial hair, lost some weight, and got dentures, he could possibly land another girl on the spectrum.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I think his biggest drawback is his retardation at socializing. It seems his thought process on the way to impress chicks is to flex so for Josh this would mean talking about his guitar skills, imitations and jokes which are on a 5th grade level. Not exactly something attractive tweaker girls could put up with, but Stephanie being a regard eat that up. He got lucky with Stephanie, maybe if he did away with the facial hair, lost some weight, and got dentures, he could possibly land another girl on the spectrum.

Well he also got her when he wasn't as slow and angry as he is now. 2013 Josh is far more bearable and 'charming' then 2021 Josh.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I think his biggest drawback is his retardation at socializing. It seems his thought process on the way to impress chicks is to flex so for Josh this would mean talking about his guitar skills, imitations and jokes which are on a 5th grade level. Not exactly something attractive tweaker girls could put up with, but Stephanie being a regard eat that up. He got lucky with Stephanie, maybe if he did away with the facial hair, lost some weight, and got dentures, he could possibly land another girl on the spectrum.

I think him being a social regard is a good thing for women. You don’t want him as your kids’ father. Boglins shouldn’t spread their DNA

 

[kiwipinata]

I think him being a social regard is a good thing for women. You don’t want him as your kids’ father. Boglins shouldn’t spread their DNA

This is my first actual post on the farms after lurking for so long because I agree so much. I hope Josh always stays in a dryspell. The last thing the world needs is more little boglims. Although honestly, kingcobra jr could be interesting. People like Josh always seem to be the mose fertile.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I think his biggest drawback is his retardation at socializing.

That's his biggest drawback?

I kid. But suffice to say, Boggy won't be fucking any time soon. Even acknowledging his admittedly high sexual partner count for someone so physically unusual looking as he is, he's half rotted and retarded. In terms of a full on fake tooth installing, scraggly hair shaving, weight losing initiative, Cobes is what they in the automotive industry would deem "totaled". The amount of time, effort and money spend bringing him back to "not attractive" would be something he's too retarded and stubborn to adhere to.

He'll in all likelihood fuck again at some point in his life; crackwhores exist and King Bog always has access to some amount of money and/or alcohol to offer up. But I'd be genuinely shocked if he ever landed a girlfriend ever again. Stephanie has gone onto say he was a relatively terrible partner who would ignore her completely until he wanted to fuck, and in one of these latest jender relayshuns rants he himself openly admitted he only "missed Stephanie and regretted cheating on her dood" because of her willingness to fuck at a moments notice, not because he particularly liked her.

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

The King is, quite simply, un-fucking-watchable on his phone. The audio goes in and out and there's no advice he'll take that's not Pigney Neidt etc on his phone issue. Probably lint in the mic screen.

What I'm curious about is if someone genuinely sent him like a cheap Windows 10 laptop out of sincerity for better filming and documenting or if some cunt really sent him a "laptop full of CP"

I've really been thinking about sending a few of those mini microphones people use on TikTok to his PO box just to fix his audio issues with his phone. I think his mic has lint, grease, doritos, and all kinds of gunk stuffed in there.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Here's more 2013 archives and BCV summaries

Spoiler: ARCHIVES & BCV SUMMARIES MAY 1st - 12th 2013

Random Video 2013-05-01 Josh says he has a busy afternoon, has to get his check from work but its snowing outside and has to get the bus | 00:21 Josh shows off his beach cruiser bike but it's busted up | 0:44 wants to fix it up himself | 1:50 Josh shows off a new cobra pocket knife and pretends to cut his throat to show its sharp | 2:13 Josh jokes about fucking corpses | 2:30 talks about positivity | 2:54 Josh says kids shouldn't listen to his music and parents should teach their kids properly | 4:20 talks about animation domination | 5:00 Josh says if he deletes his videos, it's bad for his exposure. He wishes he kept his sexual stuff with Stephanie private | 6:00 she's more than just sex | 6:05 hates having a lazy eye | 6:44 Josh messes with his book shelf behind him and gets two books, Ozzy auto biography and Jeff Dunham - All by my selves | 7:20 Lindsey Lohan is still hot and talks about celebrities getting shit from people online | 8:13 Hansel and Gretel is about the holocaust | 9:15 Josh talks about Hitler and Stalin getting a following | 9:50 making an ass out of himself because he has Asperger's | 10:30 people talks about his language, "hat? did I shit on your grandmothers grave?" | 10:59 thinks could be worse, he wants a PS3 but has a working PS2 | 11:10 has a phone so he doesn't need a fancy iPhone 3 | 12:31 Josh scratches his neck and says he picks his hair and has bald spots on his head | 13:00 had gorgeous long hair | 13:28 grease makes your hair softer and grow faster | 14:48 Dani Filth growing his hair | 16:20 Josh shows off the bald spot on his head | 17:29 it's just hair, look at his scalp and calls it his bald spot | 18:00 Josh says people troll him saying he's an old man with his bald spot and clothes | 18:20 Josh is going on an adventure doing adulting | 19:30 Josh talks about trolls | 21:23 Josh has his shirt tucked in like a professional goth | 21:56 Josh puts his coat on singing Turn the Page | 22:44 Casper weather | 23:08 puts on his hat | 23:11 for his entire life people have picked on him | 24:20 puts on his headphones | Productive Day 2013-05-01 Josh is outside and carried his bike to the shop to get fixed and it cost $35 and had to take the money out of his savings account | 0:15 yeeeugh! | 1:17 got several compliments about his bike | 1:57 needs to budget his money better | 3:00 wants to get a car eventually | 3:50 Josh wants to spray paint his bike | 7:53 Josh said his dad Clint used to ride his bike to work before he got his car | Life's looking a little better 2013-05-01 0:26 Josh goes through his day, bike fixed for $35, cashed his check, went to the bar to buy a Guinness and bought some groceries from Albertsons | 1:00 bought a big ass bag of toilet paper and tied it to his backpack with a shoe string | 1:46 Josh goes to get his bags of groceries | 2:11 Josh got some dish soap, cleaning supplies, two bags Mini Spooners cereal, two boxes of hot pockets, tea to replace soda, more hot pockets, chocolate spread, Jiff, three TV dinners and more hot pockets | 5:20 fixing his bike | 6:05 still got $20 to his name | 6:54 got some potatoes to have a balance meal | 7:50 had to use his savings account because he didn't get as much money as he expected. Needs to budget more | 8:00 talks about the tea he got | 9:00 went to the bar, played two songs and got a Guinness | 10:00 can't splash out on soda anymore | 12:43 Josh gets his trash bag out | 13:15 Josh moves his Beach Cruiser near his camera and is happy he got his groceries home on it | 14:00 attaches a bike horn | 15:10 nobody will steal his bike | 16:00 Stephanie calls him on his cell phone and tells her he got his bike fixed and about his day | 18:28 talking to Josh about healthy eating | 19:00 using a shoe string to attach his toilet paper to his bag | 19:41 finds it ironic he cleans at Wendy's and has to clean here | 19:50 asks her how his cat is and says his family got a black cat and called him Salem. It turns out the cat had a rare STI so they had to give it up | 22:00 telling Stephanie that he proved to his dad Clint you don't need a driving license for a motorised beach cruiser and about his dad telling him to stop smoking and budget his money | 24:45 Josh talks to Stephanie about dancing at Job Corp with a $500 DJ | 26:45 Tombstone quotes | 27:30 saving up money to get a car | 28:29 Stephanie's cat has liver cancer | 29:00 Josh wont get cancer for smoking because he drinks tea and hot pockets have protein | 29:55 Josh gets on his bike and does motorbike noises and honks his horn | 30:18 Asperger's and social ques | Morning Video 2013-05-02 Josh shows off his fluffy clean hair | 1:27 went to bed early last night | 4:30 has a split shift at Wendy's today | 6:30 Josh met a fan on the way to get groceries from Albertsons yesterday | 6:57 someone sent him a link to a video of someone wearing a V for Vendetta mask saying they would troll him | 7:50 dips his teabag | 9:00 Josh starts playing music | 10:30 talking over the music | A 5 year old kills his 2 year old sister with a rifle WTF 2013-05-02 Josh read a story about a 5 year old who shot his 2 year old sister with a rifle and talks about gun safety | 1:12 get kids a nerfgun, they don't kill people | 1:30 America and their guns, this stuff happens everywhere | 2:00 keep your guns locked up | 2:49 gun control | 5:27 9 months to fuck your wife, get a kid, you just wasted 9 months good one. And says if you wanted the kid gone, get an abortion and makes another abortion joke | 6:00 keep your guns locked up | 12:36 kids in Afghanistan have guns | Random Video 2013-05-03 Josh eats a limited edition chilli dog hot pocket - they are expensive but good | 00:24 Jeff Hanneman from Slayer died of liver failure, moment of silence for him | 3:20 Josh's savings account is SSI money given to him, Josh thought he was off it and isn't sure | 3:38 when SSI over pay you, they blame you for spending it | 4:19 Josh needed the money really bad | 4:31 Josh's dad Clint called him and said he spent $770 in the past two months on rent ($500), internet ($100 because he had to pay for cancellation fees), fixed his bike ($34) and groceries | 5:20 he was meant to be off of SSI and it pissed him off | 5:40 Clint told him that it's his money so Josh told his dad what he's worrying about | 5:56 guitar playing | 16:49 Josh gets a message from his dad on Facebook saying $500 in the savings account was from his tax refunds and the other $278 was SSI money so it needs to be accounted for. Don't take anymore money out, if you need anymore then please let me know | 17:34 guitar playing | 18:56 had to get new shoes, pay for gas for Ken's gas when he gave him a lift to work at Wendy's | 19:30 Josh says "I'm so fucking fed up of you old man" while playing guitar | 21:34 Josh spent money on cigarettes and says he's done fighting with his dad and says he will go to the court to change his name. Things always piss off his dad and he nags at him again | 22:09 Josh emails his dad back saying what he spent his money on and says if this stats another fight, he's done talking to him and admits he needs to budget his money better | 24:10 Josh says the $500 tax refund will cover the money he spent so he's broke even. He's done fighting with his dad | 26:00 people call Josh a dick that he treats his dad badly | 26:30 Clint thinks he's perfect but he's not. He has all the cars and has more than him | 27:30 cigarettes keeps his stress down | 29:35 sometimes Josh and his dad will be mad at each other for months and he wont tell him anything | 30:50 Josh thinks they should keep his money and SSI separate and he wasn't told | 31:42 Josh says he's fighting with his dad on Facebook | 32:35 Josh looks stressed out | 34:00 Josh admits he's got problems budgeting his money and says he's stressed | working on my sweep picking 2013-05-03 Josh doesn't intro the song and is just playing the guitar and miming while playing his guitar playing and looking at the camera | 3:00 does a tutorial on how to sweep pick Random Video 2013-05-05 00:24 Josh talks about vaporizers | 1:02 Josh's dad Clint is trying to convince him to start smoking one to quit smoking. There is nicotine in them so it's makes no difference | 1:33 Josh's dad says you get can get them in different flavours but Josh says that's hypocritical because Obama banned flavoured cigarettes | 2:00 vapes make it easier for kids to start smoking || 2:21 Josh smokes 2-3 cigarettes a day | 3:32 San Andreas on his PS2, got some change and bought a pack of cigs | 3:52 toilet and sink is cleaned and says that he was cleaning his paint brushes he used for his wands | 6:20 back to vape pens and talking about tobacco | 7:49 doesn't have a credit card so he has to buy locally | 8:26 but Josh, you likes peaches though, they sell peach flavoured vape. So what | 13:00 Josh reads a Young Turks video about schools going meatless | 13:25 you think he got muscles this big not eating meat | 15:10 need a balanced died with protein | 17:19 Josh shows his hairy belly | 19:44 Josh heard that Michelle Obama is going to help Obama tracking people going to fast food places too much and class them as obese | 24:30 Josh has some tea | 26:00 kids learning to cus using South Park, parent your fucking kids | 27:46 Josh sees crappy on YouTube and says they are wasting YouTube space | 28:11 Young Turks video about racist neo-fascist people in Greece | 30:50 Josh talks about shooting guns | 31:00 Josh is so beefy he never felt the shotgun kick | 33:13 Josh gets a phone call from Marshall, a retarded kid from his high school | Morning Video 2013-05-07 Josh just woke up and he's eating a philly cheese and tucks in | 1:00 Josh talks about being socially awkward with Asperger's and talks about having the sex talk with his step-mom and said his mom said "be gentle with her" | 1:58 sex talk with his dad and playboy magazines and rubbing the clit | 2:00 his sex life is none of their business | 2:28 when Josh moved into his apartment, his dad Clint told him to buy condoms but Stephanie was on birth control | 3:16 thanks his parents for helping him out but doesn't need help with sex | 3:40 Josh told his dad he got advice from his friends and Clint got mad that he didn't go to him for advice | 4:22 Josh's dad gave him shit about girls he's liked in the past so he doesn't trust him anymore | 4:58 his dad can be a pain in the ass but he at least cares and says he built the workbench with his own two hands | 5:36 Josh gets some hot pockets from the freezer and says they are a bomb | 6:20 limited edition hot pockets are the best | 6:58 women are connected and clingy to men after sex | 7:40 hard getting a girlfriend with autism and called him a perv | 8:20 philly cheese steak hot pocket is dank | 11:25 if you want to lose weight, get full on less food | 11:39 if Josh doesn't smoke, he eats and he gets chunky | 13:00 inexperienced men first time having sex | 15:25 Josh may get $250 in his next pay check | 16:20 had his eye on a car but can't afford it | 17:16 doesn't have a license so he can't get a car anyway | 17:30 Josh wants to buy a hearse and have a sticker on his car saying he's autistic | 17:57 Josh needs to take some movies back to the library but they are stretched up and they are passed due | 18:55 Hearses on Facebook and talks about his 52 Ford Pickup story | 20:43 g-spot feels like the roof of your mouth | 22:17 guitar | Blueberry Swisher Sweet 2013-05-07 Josh has a blueberry swisher sweet cigar for a $1 | 2:00 doesn't care that cigarettes cause cancer | 4:55 Josh went to Loaf'n'Jug to get the cigar | 8:00 Josh made some soda | 8:52 On July 4th Stephanie is coming to see Josh for a few months and says he misses her dearly | 9:37 Josh has a split shift at 11:30am at Wendy's and talks about not clock watching | 10:55 Josh reads the comments on his last video and talks about YouTube being a hobby | 11:40 hey YouTube | 12:12 you're disgusting Saunders... disgustingly soft hair | 12:18 hot pocket comment | 12:40 22 act like your 15, have an apartment so he's an adult | 13:00 Josh used to work at Burger King in Job Corp | 13:40 hot pocket comment | 15:00 Josh stops making videos, trolls go away, come back and the trolls come back | 16:34 has 3 people wanting to sign him to a record deal, one lives in Casper | 19:10 Josh watches a video about a youtuber having a stalker | 21:38 Josh has had people banned but they come back | 26:21 talking about stalkers and giving them attention Guitar Playing 2013-05-08 0:20 guitar playing | 17:40 shirt comes off, flex and back to guitar playing guitar scale 2013-05-08 A short 32 second video of Josh noodling on guitar Random Video 2013-05-09 Josh found a halfie in his ashtray and says he can't get anymore cigarettes for a week | 2:15 Josh just got done with his split shift working at Wendy's and says he has to go back at 9pm After Work Video 32013-05-09 So it turns out that Josh had a split shift that started at 6pm and not 9pm and got woken up by his manager calling him at 6:15pm, Josh got to work and got the lobby closed at Wendy's at 12pm | 1:46 Josh got a text from Stephanie saying she may not be able to make it for July 4th unless her mom gives her a lift | 2:19 misses Stephanie and being at the apartment by himself | 2:51 if you would have told him he would have had a girl in his apartment he would say you were crazy | 4:19 it's 1am and Josh ends the video Ambercrombie & Bitch 2013-05-10 00:15 Josh found a Young Turks video about the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO being a dick | 00:45 more like Abercrombie and Bitch | 1:18 video starts and it's about the CEO saying he hates fat people and doesn't want them buying his clothes or wearing them | 2:18 Josh talks about society being vein and it wouldn't happen at Hot topic or Spencer's and talks about preppy kids and goths | 3:52 video starts again | 6:44 Josh says people can lose weight by themselves and not being called fat | 8:00 Josh talks about fashion he's been wearing his shirt for years | 9:12 talks about high school drama, puberty etc | 10:00 Josh hung around with everyone in school, no cliques | 1:017 Josh writes a comment on the video "more like Abercrombie and bitch if you ask me" | 10:56 the clothing doesn't make the person and talks about wearing spikes | 11:31 Josh has starved himself many times | 12:20 Josh was bummed when he knew he was still getting SSI | 12:55 skinny people and fat people should be happy with their body | 13:41 Josh calls people who brag about shopping at A&F are cock suckers | 15:47 Josh shows off his hairy stomach and starts dancing with his middle finger out | After Work Video 2013-05-11 Josh is outside smoking a cigarette after work at Wendy's | 00:10 Josh shows off a dead snake | 0:30 he's all tore up so he's going to throw it in the trash | 1:00 Josh picks it up and it's frozen solid | 1:28 Josh asks the dead snake if he's ok | 1:46 can't tell if he's dead | 2:16 smile for the camera | 2:35 Josh checks to see if it's alive but it's dead | 3:00 Josh puts the snake in the bed and hopes he's in a better place After Work Video 2013-05-12 Josh just got off of work at Wendy's and wishes everyone a happy Mothers Day | 1:10 been saving up for a car, doesn't have a license and needs one to get a car | 1:20 wants a rat rod, hearse or 52 Ford Pickup | 2:30 could get a car for $800-$1500 | 3:25 Josh would give his biological mom a gun with a bullet for mothers day and considers his step mom his real mom | 3:45 as a kid Josh requested he not talk to his biological mom anymore because it brought up too much painful memories | 4:20 has some anger issues with his real mom and has YouTube to vent anger | 6:43 cars cost a lot of money, could live without it and has a bike

 

[Clint's Burden]

I've really been thinking about sending a few of those mini microphones people use on TikTok to his PO box just to fix his audio issues with his phone. I think his mic has lint, grease, doritos, and all kinds of gunk stuffed in there.

I think someone tried that 4-5 months ago but he just couldn't figure it out, citing "It's not compatible." That could very well be true but it's also worth considering that Josh's brain is incompatible with any form of technology, simple or otherwise. He has to have people walk him through simple processes.

If you DO send him a small directional clip-on microphone, please be sure to attach these instructions so that things go smoothly.

On another note, I guess Ellen's said she's filed a protective order against Josh because of him and his weens. Not very surprised by that.

Spoiler: Facebook message where she says this.

I'll try to call Natrona County courts and police today to see if I can confirm if this filing has been made or not. I doubt it has but I'll confirm anyway.

Update: Nothing has been filed, according to a very nice lady at Natrona County courts.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Dood ive been saying this!

seeing cobes on an episode of Queer Eye would be wildly entertaining on so many levels

 

[chimpSculpture]

We. Are. Live toobs. Care package unboxing.

 

[ShiningBrightly]

someone should really send him an adapter or something so he can plug a mic into his phone. he has a headset w/ a mic still don't he?? god these phone streams are literally unwatchable and i miss my dose of regarded reality

 

[RL Steinbeck]

someone should really send him an adapter or something so he can plug a mic into his phone. he has a headset w/ a mic still don't he?? god these phone streams are literally unwatchable and i miss my dose of regarded reality

he’ll find any reason not to use stuff like that out of laziness. he just doesn’t give a shit. it would get thrown in a closet or traded for smokes, guaranteed.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

seeing cobes on an episode of Queer Eye would be wildly entertaining on so many levels

he might give em the warlord treatment, and I ain't talkin butt sex