Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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chimpSculpture_ said:
He doesn't look all that deranged here with the straight hair and cap, at least compared to his normal appearance.

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It's all starting to make sense.
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ManiacalChrisBenoit said:
I bet it's possible get cobes cleaned up enough to get a number from some tweaker chick in Casper. Mr Green should return and talk Cobes into getting a makeover.
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I'm thinking this is the best he's looked in a year. Just losing the pie high hat is a vast improvement. Makes you wonder if that computer was stealing his lifeforce. The spell is broke toobz. TWU!
 
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Here's Kobes' streams from yesterday:
Start:
Making a drink combination with Peach wine and Bud Light Platinum TMDWU. He has chat disabled because he doesn’t want people spamming. Imagination argument about peach wine being a pussy drink.
3:00:
Guitar shredding.
15:10:
Says he’s getting better with using the lathe and until his music career takes off he can sell wands. Girly drinks is toxic masculinity. Kobes is not afraid to show his connoisseur side.
1:15:
Guitar jokes and guitar shredding. Ozzy’s song Dreamer and playing guitar makes him feel better when he’s depressed. Guitar shredding.
19:47:
His phones about to die so he plugs it in. Guitar shredding. Fuck the trolls. Complains about his TeeSpring getting shut down. He can get YouTube on his PS3.
22:55:
Shows off his Ozzy T-shirt and talks about when he went to see Ozzy.
24:35:
Talking about pedos. Talks about his drink combination. Gender relations.
27:00:
Shows off his 12 pack of beer. Not an alcoholic. Complaining about TeeSpring and copyright in general. Talks about Death Bed Tapes and his albums.
30:40:
Trannys and BLM.
33:50:
Talking about how good he can sing and play guitar. He’s straight for of age women who are cis gender and alive. Fuck the forbidden four. Weed sperging. Moar beer.
37:15:
Easier to make wands with the lathe because he doesn’t have to freeze going out and collecting wand wood. Talking about global warming.
39:55:
Shows off his wand. Wand Boglim math.
41:30:
His computer is broken but that’s okay. Kobes will always find a way to make videos. He has wood stain all over his fingers. He sold a couple of wands to a couple who are having a Harry Potter themed wedding. He gave them a god deal because they are getting married and that’s how he was able to afford his alcohol and he paid his rent today. He’s really please he has a lathe now to make wands.
45:42:
Shows off his wand. His next two wands are going up on Etsy once he finishes them. Talking about witches and warlocks getting persecuted throughout history.
48:00:
Gender and tranny sperging.
49:10:
Talking about how he’s trying to control his temper. Puts on his trucker hat. Having some beers to celebrate Ozzy’s birthday. He got the hat from his PO Box and it didn’t fit Shon. He’s going to send the person who gave him the shop vac a free wand as a thank you because it was such a good investment in his wand store. Earth elements and Satanism.
54:40:
Talking about Satan’s Bell. He’s not as famous as Ozzy so he’s not in a rush to finish his album. He’s working on two wands for gifts and two wands for Etsy. He needs to find the time and money to make wands for everyone in his life.
57:35:
Girly drinks is toxic masculinity. Trolls.
1:00:57:
Hot off and hair out of ponytail. He’s wearing his Ozzy glasses now too. Aussie shampoo and conditioner making his hair look full. Making wands and celebrating Ozzy’s birthday TWU. People say he looks like a mix of Ozzy and Harry Potter. He’s wearing his necklaces under his shirt because he doesn’t want to cover Ozzy’s face on his shirt. Shows off his tattoos.
1:10:55:
Shows off all his empties from today. Moar beer. Not an alcoholic.
1:14:00:
Talking about Ozzy. 80% British. Drinking to celebrate Ozzy’s birthday. Complaining about legal age for smoking. Back to talking about his wands. He wants to make a wand for his step mom and sisters.
1:22:40:
He can’t replace greatness he can only add his own twist. Comparing himself to Ozzy. He’s making the world a better place. Imagination argument about being accused of copying his idols.
Short video. Ordered Taco Bell. Yukbang. Taco Bell got his order wrong again.
 
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Pipe and talk 2013-02-22
Josh is topless and says he cleaned his bathtub and the table near his kitchen and does a little apartment tour | 1:00 Josh has been smoking Blenders Gold tobacco and talks about pipe tobacco | 6:16 people shouldn't inhale pipe tobacco but he does it | 7:24 hocks a loogie | 9:15 Josh has had odd stares from people in town for him smoking his pipe in public and more tobacco talk | 13:10 has Asperger's and obsesses over pipes | 14:48 Josh got a compliment from smoking his pipe in public once | 19:21 been smoking a pipe since he was 20 | 20:00 Albert Einstein had ADHD | 22:20 Googles the history of pipe tobacco | 29:54 looking at expensive pipes | 35:42 vacuumed the floor and cleaned | 36:00 shows off his ashtray he made in art class | 36:51 grew up watching Disney films, 101 Dalmatians made him think pipes were cool | 37:48 Josh bought his first pipe from Walgreens (lost it) around Christmas and smoked Captain Black Original | 39:23 Josh opens a new pack of pipe tobacco | 43:33 Josh shows off one of his dragon mugs | 44:35 Josh got given chocolates for Valentines Day by his mom and dad and starts eating them | 46:55 Josh calls himself a fat, balding wannabe goth in reference to trolls | 51:12 chocolate gives off the same chemicals in your brain as sex | 52:32 nudity vs. porn and looks his copy of Sports Swimsuits magazine | 54:00 Josh shows off a pull-out of a girl wearing a bikini | 55:10 getting a boner when you see a dead body | 56:18 Josh's dad gave some playboys to him when he first told him about sex | 57:00 fucking Stephanie in the girls bathroom in Job Corp for 2 minutes and 46 seconds (had the video on his iPod but got deleted) | 58:10 Josh has more sex tapes of him and Stephanie but deleted them after they broke up |

Random video 2013-02-24
Josh slept in all night | 00:18 Josh's sister Sammi got him a SpongeBob lollipop and rants about Valentines Day getting harder as you get older | 3:52 Josh got given the the lollipop for Valentines Day by his sitter and though "fuck you asshole" and eats the lollipop | 6:43 Josh starts pouring himself an alcoholic drink | 10:00 people in the comments talking shit about his religious beliefs | 14:40 Josh lights his cigarette with his finger on fire | 19:00 guitar playing |

Morning video 2013-02-25
Josh was asleep dreaming about buying fried chicken and the inspection lady banged at his door and asked about his workbench and asked about his wands. She made comments about his floor and kitchen | 1:40 Josh has a paperclip holding his glasses together | 3:00 Josh has his rent paid and says he only had $4 left over after paying for his rent |

Upcoming movies and a sneak peek at my 5th album 2013-02-25
Josh is shirtless and talks about a movie called Alien Invaders he wants to see | 00:30 wouldn't want to see the Last Exorcism because they keep making sequels | 1:58 Movie 43 (calls it Movie 46) and Hansel & Gretel Get Baked looks funny | 3:27 Josh plays a song called 'Rebirth of my Mind' from his newest album |

Morning video 2013-02-26
Josh is shirtless and just woke up and smokes some tobacco | 1:30 the bus to work is $1 there and a dollar back | 3:38 Josh smokes a small cigar from his ashtray | 6:49 gets up to get his phone charger and puts it in his bag | 8:11 awesome bedhead today | 8:44 Josh's acoustic guitar case is on the floor behind his desk for some reason | 9:05 Josh takes a piss |

After Work Video 2013-02-26
Josh is whispering because its 2:29am. He just finished work and drinks a Guinness | 1:00 something about circle comedy | 2:00 Josh has a deep fried burrito | 3:12 Josh gets crumbs on his carpet | 3:44 eats his burrito | 5:23 thanks his religion for the feast | 9:24 roll with the punches and be positive | 11:10 Josh shoves the burrito wrapper in his mouth and pretends that he will swallow it | 13:24 doesn't care what people think of him | 14:00 Josh stayed back late in Wendy's to help with a grease bucket. Team Beef! | 14:50 Josh jokes about getting lung cancer because of his smoking | 16:44 talks about reality shows | 18:00 not greedy with money | 19:32 Josh names his drink combo Cobras venom, Peach Schnapps and Guinness | 22:35 talking about lucky charms and how he hates the smell of them when they have milk on them | Josh rambles | 24:59 Josh has a 'secret video' that needs a secret password to unlock it (may be talking about the jack off video) | 26:12 Josh may be doing a secret video ever two weeks if YouTube allows it then goes on a most likely porn website | 28:49 looks for his pipe but it was in front of him the whole time | 30:30 Josh teases clues for his secret video | Josh unclogs his pipe | 39:36 Josh is going to clean tomorrow and then said he got some money for some bus rides | 39:50 Josh got $5 from a co-worker in Wendy's | 41:56 Josh plays one of his songs in Garage Band | 47:17 Josh has the worst luck with headphones and taped his only pair together | 52:02 talks about music teaching kids how to drink and party. Talks about having to tolerate Justin Bieber on the radio | 53:20 Josh didn't go to cool high school parties | 54:30 Josh talks about emptying the Grease buckets in work at Wendy's and then dumped all the grease on himself and broke his glasses | 55:44 Josh stays behind and doing extra work | 58:00 Josh hopes to save up money for his car and mentions the hatchback his co-worker is selling for $800 | 1:02:20 Josh reads reviews for the hatchback and says his parents hate them | 1:03:10 Josh is making something of himself by working hard | 1:07:20 Josh sees a hatchback outside when he goes to work and it motivates him to get a license and drive | 1:08:20 Josh talks about being picked on in school and teachers not doing anything | 1:13:25 Josh is polite to people and holds the door open for people because he wants to |

Making the stew 2013-02-27
Josh is recording on his phone in his kitchen | 0:43 waters his potatoes | 2:15 peels potatoes | 6:40 puts the cut up potatoes in boiling water | 8:00 water starts to go over the edge of the pot |

eating some home made stew I made 2013-02-27
Josh was making French fries but ended up making potato and mushroom stew with some crackers | 2:28 Josh added peach schnapps and Guinness to the stew while cooking it | 4:35 Josh starts to making a video montage of making the stew as he eats his stew | 13:58 his phone isn't working, he tried calling his step mom but it didn't work and its pissing him off | 16:52 smoking a cigarette |

After Work Video 2013-02-27
Josh is shirtless and it's 2:43am. Josh stayed late after work to help his co-workers close up by taking the buckets of grease out the the trash | 1:37 Josh's glasses are scratched up as he puts on eyeliner | 3:00 happy to be home relaxing smoking a cigarette and talks about tobacco | 5:10 Josh goes off camera to put his pyjamas on | 6:17 Josh is comfortable and happy with his apartment | 8:17 Josh says he makes his co-workers laugh at work by making them laugh | 10:15 have to clean up your apartments | 13:10 Josh smokes his pipe | 15:00 appreciate the small things in life | 16:29 Josh looks at Facebook | 18:58 Josh wants to get some seven seas royal pipe tobacco with his next pay | 22:40 Josh looks at tobacco reviews | 29:28 Josh says his dad used to smoke and says him and his dad drove all the way to New York city in his van | 31:20 Josh smelt some tobacco and his dad Clint said it smelt good | talks about tobacco and smoking | 36:18 Josh opened his mind to music after hearing Cradle of Filth | 44:00 Josh is going to try and do at least 2 videos a day, one video before work and one after work | 45:27 Josh was at the Casper fair smoking a pipe and claims a girl with a DARE shirt asked to smoke his pipe | 46:25 Josh has smoked weed in the past but its illegal so he wont risk it and end up in jail and get shanked and someone fuck his corpse | 47:00 Josh doesn't waste his time hating music he doesn't like and talks about JB | 51:00 Josh is going to go see if he can get his glasses fixed | 52:13 the music industry only cares about money and talks about his music | 55:00 looks at tobacco | 55:43 Madonna and Lady Gaga |

Talking with Chris Again 2013-02-28
Josh starts the video saying that Chris isn't motivated to get a job and he's working with him | 00:40 Josh is laying on the futon and Josh sighs at him and farts | 1:50 Josh is giving Chris 2 more weeks to move out | 2:19 this is his last chance, if he fucks up he's out | 2:37 Chris asks what today is, it's Sunday | 2:55 Chris has court on Monday at 2pm | 3:25 Chris farts and Josh shakes his head at him | 3:50 Chris wakes up and gets up on all fours | 4:00 Josh says something and Chris walks to the bathroom to get some water | 4:40 Chris says something about doing something illegal and says they are in a disclosed location where the cops don't go | 5:00 weed only makes you happy and hungry | 5:11 Chris was too stoned to walk home so he stayed with a friend | 5:30 Chris got pulled over stoned and Josh turns the camera to look at Chris wearing full army clothes | 6:10 Chris wants to talk to people on Facebook on Josh's computer after the video. Josh asked him if he has a job on Facebook and he says no | 6:50 Chris says his face hurts and Josh asks if someone beat him with an ugly stick | 7:17 Chris talks about doing a wake and bake | 8:17 Josh says "guess what I did last night? I worked" and said it felt good because he has this apartment | 8:30 all Chris did last night was smoke weed and get arrested | 8:53 at least Chris didn't shoot anyone Josh says he's something else | 9:12 Chris talks about shooting Matt Ciampi with a bb gun | 10:10 Chris says the Japanese buys blue eyes for $10,000 | 12:20 Josh wanted to share Chris some comments | 12:48 a comment calling Chris a man baby and a mooch | 13:11 why is that giant retard wearing cammies, get him out your apartment | 13:24 Chris blends in with the couch and another that says Chris needs to be put down and has dumb-fuck-itis and calling him a mooch | 13:42 Chris doesn't like doctors and tells him to move to the middle east. Chris would like to be a plague doctor | 14:31 Chris doesn't know what a day labourer is and he says its what he's trying to do | 14:40 Chris told Josh to just shut up when he was high | 14:56 Chris is 10 mins out of jail and he's back to smoking weed with his friends | 15:00 kick his dumb ass out of the apartment... awkward | 15:15 people are disappointed with Josh and they miss the pre-Chris days | 15:33 Chris can't live with his brother because he lives with Shelly | 15:48 Chris may hurt you if he stays there and tells Josh to man up | 16:10 comment about Chris stealing his cigarettes and wrecking his apartment | 16:30 that fat bastard needs to go and Chris says not a single day goes by that he doesn't look for a job. Josh says you need to convince YouTube that | 16:58 Doesn't need to convince the YouTube trolls anything | 17:15 Josh deleted all of Chris' videos on his desktop | 17:57 Chris needs to get a job at Halliburton, go to court and write a letter and record a video for the cop who arrested him |
 
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I miss Stephanie 2013-03-01
Josh starts the video saying that he is in the process of getting his license and a car and introduces Kent, a co-worker at Wendy's. Kent was living in his car and Josh helped him out | 00:25 Kent is pretty cool and really quiet and he bets his neighbours hated Chris | 00:35 Josh called Stephanie and he really missed her. Missed her terribly | 00:48 Josh loved waking up to her laying beside him but when she moved in, he felt it was going too fast | 1:18 long distance was hard, he broke up with Stephanie because he thought it would be easy to find a girl in Casper. Nope | 1:50 has personal shit to work on | 2:22 Josh got his hair cut while shopping for jeans | 2:42 Josh got depressed during long distance and doubting the relationship | 3:00 miss her terribly, wish he never broke up with her | 3:20 not just sex, they had a lot in common and good communication. Wishes he could hold her again | 3:40 not sure if she has a boyfriend, he checked her FB | 4:11 Josh shared tobacco with Kent | 4:30 Josh saw a person posting on her FB asking when she next is coming to Colorado | 4:50 it was great when she came to see him but would get upset when she went back to Job Corp | 5:00 Josh is switching to rolling his own cigarettes because it's cheaper | 6:12 Josh and Stephanie's song is 'Here for you' by Ozzy | 6:30 Josh says Stephanie watches porn too and kicks himself for breaking up | 7:00 finding a new girlfriend in Casper is hard | 7:14 really misses her terribly | 7:35 ketchup stains all over his pants because he spilled it all over him at work in Wendy's | 8:30 Josh was going through his computer and found homemade porn of him and Stephanie | 9:00 Stephanie was the first girl to give him a chance and he's angry with himself he broke up with her | 9:30 Stephanie and the hot pocket video, doesn't make a lot of money | 10:00 good to hear her voice and he sees her more than just sex | 10:50 Stephanie looked past his autism and talks about them meeting in Job Corp | 11:21 first time having sex with Stephanie and asked her for some tips. A guy called Danny in Job Corp gave him some tips also | 11:46 Josh remembers how Stephanie tastes | 12:00 Stephanie listens to Slipknot and he misses her | 12:48 Josh rented two DVDs from the library and they don't work | 13:55 Josh met Stephanie and within four months had sex | 14:18 Stephanie has the same sense of humour as him and doesn't know if she's his soul mate | 15:00 has lack of confidence | 15:30 misses her terribly | 15:37 Josh works with women all day at Wendy's and it sucks because he can't flirt | 16:14 Josh was carrying sweet tea at Wendy's and he got a compliment about his ass from an older co-worker | 16:57 Josh looked at pictures of him and Stephanie all happy and it made him sad | 17:10 wants to get back with Stephanie | 17:44 Josh talks about getting a car and customising it | 18:11 all he's thinking about is Stephanie | 18:10 Josh turns around and says Kent looks deep in thought | 18:40 calling Stephanie and hearing her voice | 19:25 Josh puts the porn of him and Stephane on his iPod for wanking in the shower | 20:20 Josh had the jiggle app on his phone and added it to pictures of girls tits | 21:37 Ken lurches forward in his seat to see the porn on Josh's computer | 21:40 has the worst luck with women | 22:15 Ken turns his chair to get a better view of Josh's computer | 23:15 Josh goes through the folders on his computer | 25:00 Stephanie spoke to him about shopping for jeans and Josh gets excited | 25:30 wants her back and told her about cheating | 26:00 if Stephanie moved in, he would be able to take care of his bills easier | 27:26 has a piece of her wherever he goes now | 28:00 being single sucks | 28:30 Josh says Kent gets all the ladies and Josh calls him mysterious | 29:00 Josh tells women to communicate | 29:28 first time he had sex with Stephanie, he didn't know what he was doing | 31:10 carry Stephanie in his pocket now and he misses her terribly and he screwed up | 32:28 Stephanie is an amazing woman but she's still in Job Corp | 32:45 Kent asked what is Job Corp and Josh explains | 33:57 16-25 usually high school drop outs and talks about jacket leaders | 35:11 Josh said he was so obsessed with Stephanie, whenever he would smell cotton candy he would think of her | 35:20 Josh went to Chucky Cheese for his 21st birthday with his dad and sister | 35:47 Josh got a whiff of cotton candy and thought Stephanie was there | 36:00 Josh almost gave up getting a girlfriend and gave up. Tried hanging himself with a guitar string but got caught and then a month later met Stephanie | 37:00 same jacket leader caught him trying to kill himself caught him smoking weed, kicked out, got his hair cut but got a job and his own apartment | 37:40 Josh thought about being a serial killer and thought it was cool | 38:16 Josh will get his anger out with his music and on GTA | 38:40 Josh's dad was a Raiders fan but had to stop watching because of his blood pressure | 39:10 Job corps used to do paintballing in pyjamas, saw a girl and got a boner. One girl ran away screaming and an Asian kid called Plogay? smacked his boner. Plogay made ramen noodles in the sink at Job Corp | 40:30 now has Stephanie on his iPod, awesome! one video was him and her watching porn. Doesn't care if he smokes and is fine when she's on her period | 41:10 Feels like he rushed thinks with Stephanie | 41:30 misses Stephanie, wants to taste her | 42:00 friend zone and talks about getting a car | 43:00 Josh has flashcards and will listen to Avril Lavine to study for driving. Josh likes listening to music while doing the lobby | 43:50 Josh and Stephanie used to fuck in the forest but then after a while told them to stop | 44:30 the kid in Job Corp choking people out | 46:20 one of the jacket leaders used to mess with their girlfriend | 46:30 you can't walk through the dorms, had to walking around the dorms | 47:30 every six months they got new jacket leaders | 48:18 Josh was doing good in trade and was trying to do office administration | 50:00 want a video? here's a fucking video and is taking a break from his guitar playing to get a job | 51:00 Josh wants to mount a cobra on his car | 51:55 Kent gives a ride to work for Josh |

Dubstep remixing an old song of mine 2013-03-03
Josh plans on remixing his song Too good to be true from the album Highway of life and will add dubstep to it

Working on my music 2013-03-03
Josh talks about working in Garage Band and his USB keyboard isn't working | 1:43 Josh plays the song | 18:47 experimenting on things for his new album | 20:20 Dubstep bans will talk shit about his song | 21:00 will post his new album for free to show off his passion

Payday 2013-03-03 (KingCobraJFS Hairdye Video)
Josh got a lift to work thought he was working at 11:30am until 7pm, got his cheque cashed early and looked at his schedule and thinks he doesn't have to work until 5pm so he went shopping and got himself a monster, cigarettes, flints for his zippo and some iHome headphones | 0:50 hair dye, Axe dark temptation, pony tail holders, eye liner and bought a co-worker called Sam a pack of cigarettes | 1:45 electrical tape, iTunes gift card, dishwasher soap, black lip-gloss and a six pack of Guinness | 3:17 Josh duck tapes the handle of his bb gun and says his rent is paid | 5:20 bought a co-worker who gave him a lift to work a 5 hour energy | 7:14 last time he bought black hair dye, it said it was permanent but it wasn't | 7:30 co-worker Sam's ex-wife skipped town with his money | 9:30 fully taped his airsoft bb gun and checks to see if it works | 9:40 Josh shops off the choppers poster and puts it behind his computer | 11:00 trying to get tomorrow off so he can go to a ZRT run | 13:00 Josh reads the box of the hair dye and opens it up | 14:25 takes his shirt off to star dying his hair | 15:00 mixes the chemicals | 16:55 Josh gets a call from work telling him that it's Thursday and that he was meant to start work 11:30 and feels stupid | 18:00 his manager tells him to come in at 4pm | 18:20 fuck, well he feels like an idiot for mixed up the dates | 19:40 Josh puts on lip gloss | 20:10 Wendy's are patient | 23:00 Josh redeems his iTunes gift card | 25:30 Josh plays Brad Paisley - Whiskey Lullaby | 27:00 It's been a while by Staind | 33:42 puts on the hair dye gloves | 34:00 starts rubbing the hair dye into his hair | 44:50 Josh dyes his eyebrows and his moustache | 46:50 Josh does a Joker impression into the camera as he's going to the bathroom to wash it out | 50:00 he's gone avatar! and starts laughing at the camera and saying his teeth are yellow | 50:39 joker impression | 51:00 if Wendy's ask why his skin is blue he will say he's gone Avatar | 51:25 laughing at the camera | 52:12 puts his glasses on and says he looks like shit | 54:55 well he looks silly huh | 58:10 black hair and purple eyebrows | 58:50 his lip gloss comes off on his cigarette | 59:50 Josh will try and get the hair dye out with Axe | 1:00:00 Josh got dye on his pants | 1:00:30 Josh hopes his thumbnail is him blue and people wonder what the fuck | 1:01:10 Josh the French Avatar | 1:01:25 annoying orange reference | 1:01:55 Josh acts like a special person |

Find a way to solve the problem 2013-03-05
Josh is working on a song in Garage Band and is trying to splice audio from a news article into a song | 00:50 Josh was looking for news sound of the Sandybrook shooting and saw people saying that it's fake. Josh says its not fake and then talks about Obama taking away our guns | 2:30 second amendment etc so you can't take guns away to end shootings | 4:00 Josh has shot a shotgun, AK-7 and another gun | 5:00 gun for self defence | 6:22 making guns look bad and politics gun control etc | 13:00 sometimes Josh makes sense, guns aren't the problem people are | 15:30 Josh could never kill somebody | 18:33 when Josh is angry, he makes a song | 18:50 Josh talks about the Casper college shooting and the video of him crying | 20:49 music is a big part of his life | 21:41 Josh talks about losing his first and second account and talks about the two faced troll who deleted his account (digimondude and a guy called Raymond) | 22:50 Josh talks about about someone called Raymond who's shitting on him | Josh ends the video talking his song

Messing around in Garageband using musical typing 2013-03-05
Josh is having trouble with Garage Band and his keyboard | 00:41 Josh noodles on his keyboard to make guitar sounds | 1:30 more sounds | 4:20 more sounds of a guitar solo | 6:40 techno 8bit sound | 2:14 bass | 14:24 Josh know Garage Band like the back of his hand | 15:51 more sounds on Garage Band | 27:30 more bass sounds | 32:38 Josh plays his keyboard behind his head | 45:38 so yeah, that's Garage Band |

Random Video 2013-03-05
Josh bought some more camel cigarettes and a Rockstar super sour energy drink | 1:39 not the best Rockstar he's had | 3:00 it's 4:30am | 7:47 Josh was on the way to the store to get the drink he saw that it was 12 degrees outside | 8:52 Josh has a snowman cup and thinks people will make fun of him for it. It's better than a Justin Bieber cup | 9:33 Josh's biological mom bought it for him and his dad packed it for him when he was moving to his apartment | 10:10 hasn't seen his real in a while and says her family are religious and talks about people shoving their religion in your face | 11:30 someone with a bible approached Josh to talk about the bible | 12:23 Cradle of Filth has a website that has a link that goes to the 'Jesus is a cunt' shirt and Josh wants it | 13:00 couldn't wear the shirt outside but actually it's freedom of speech and talks about a hypothetical of a cop telling him to take off his shirt and he would fight the ticket if they gave it to him | 15:10 Josh wouldn't wear it to his grandparents house because they are churchgoers | 15:33 they have a Chihuahua dog | 16:45 after a long day of work, the last thing you want is someone preaching to you about god | 17:10 Josh describes the Jesus is a cunt shirt | 18:18 people molesting kids in the confession box | 19:24 can't stretch his ears anymore because of work | 20:00 talks about his Jesus freak real mom | 20:36 Josh's dad Clint wants him to talk to his real mom and Josh wishes she aborted him but if she did, we wouldn't have his channel | 21:00 people trolling his channel | 22:15 Josh at parent teacher meeting with his dad bullying on a kid in school and talks about the annoying kid | 24:35 coffee from his real mom, thanks mom | 24:55 cigarettes | 29:49 Josh's dad has had bad experiences with churches | 31:20 Josh's grandparents used to smoke and Josh as a kid asked his grandma not to smoke and so she quit for him | 31:00 Josh's dad hate when he smokes | 33:36 the last time he tried reconnecting with his mall when he was 12/13 and ate pizza at the mall and hated it | 34:18 his real mom re-married and talks about his step sisters | 35:00 getting his dream house then his mom Lora comes over, Josh would tell her to fuck off | 35:35 Christmas is depressing because he thinks of his mom Lora | 36:00 Josh refused to take his medication for his Asperger's and he gets cranky | 36:30 Josh's parents almost called the cops on him because of his mood swings |

Update on the 5th album I m working on 2013-03-05
Josh talks about re-doing his album cover for him 5th album and he's still working on the album

Morning Video 2013-03-06
Josh is getting ready for work and put on eyeliner | 1:31 today is payday so he can pay off his ticket | 2:55 Josh has been working all day so he hasn't had the chance to pay it | 5:31 fart | 6:25 guitar until the end of the video |

Getting ready for work 2013-03-12
Josh has a bandana around his forehead and talks a little about Family Guy | 00:58 Josh went to the store and got some more Guinness and peach schnapps | 1:17 Josh shows off his custom zippo | 2:00 Josh reviews a pizza place in town called Charlie's Pizzeria | 3:30 Josh's grandparents bought a Ford Thunderbird and said they | 4:00 Josh's great grandad has Alzheimer's and his great grandma is colour blind | 4:55 working and drinking | 5:45 Josh shaves his face | 9:00 Wendy's allows moustaches but no facial hair | 17:45 got a porno stash going on and explains how to grow a stash | 19:40 buzz pun | 20:15 Josh got drunk with friends and played some PS2 | 22:00 Chris would crash on the futon but Josh says he's officially out of the apartment | 23:16 guitar |

How to make a good sandwich 2013-03-18
Josh cuts an orange and squeezes the juice into the pan because it's better for you | 1:29 salt and pepper | 2:32 frozen Texas toast | 4:24 peanut butter | 5:13 Josh licks peanut butter off a knife | 5:34 cherries | 6:55 mayo | 9:00 Josh puts a pie crust on top and ends the video abruptly

Drinking peach shnapps 2013-03-20
Josh starts the video sharpening the blade of his cobra cane with a coffee cup | 1:00 have a sharp point and it will hurt if you stab yourself | 1:40 Josh talks about people trying really hard to troll him with a fake girl account | 2:22 the troll got called fake by Josh's fans and so the troll deleted the account | 3:40 Josh often asks himself why he's on YouTube because he gets trolled all the time and Josh apologises to the person he thought was a girl | 4:20 Josh got big on YouTube like a poison | 4:50 people say his forehead gets bigger and he's getting fatter | 5:26 he feels like shit but is doing his best | 5:50 Josh enjoys work more than YouTube now | 6:20 Josh keeps to his work and keeps everything bottled up | 6:49 Josh woke up and thought about killing himself | 6:55 Josh called a friend to wire a gun to kill himself and then a girl text him for help but it may turn out she was a troll | 7:40 doesn't know what he does to deserve the trolling | 7:55 Josh wants to take a break from YouTube to work on his music but then ended up just playing videos games after work for a few days | 8:45 Josh speaks his mind, doesn't know how he got this big and got more trolling | 9:50 says he's depressed and wants a beer but can't afford it | 10:05 Josh spent most of his pay on booze | 10:39 plans to buy more booze | 11:00 Josh shows off his stomach proving he's not fat and talks about trolls | 11:55 Josh drinks Peach Schnapps out of the bottle | 12:45 Josh is visibly depressed | 13:44 drinking on an empty stomach | 14:17 Josh tells his trolls to troll him because he's an easy target | 15:00 must be nice having so much control over them | 15:45 Josh thinks about stabbing himself with the sword | 16:11 Josh gets out the blade and starts looking at it | 16:20 it would be ironic to kill himself with a cobra sword | 16:50 moments like this he thinks about how easy it is to end it all so people couldn't troll him anymore | 17:20 holding death in his hands staring at it | 17:38 what would be the point of it? | 18:04 Josh wonders what it would be like if his dad came over to pick him up for his 22nd birthday and found him dead, that would haunt his life | 18:34 need to find the strength to keep going and then the girl turns out to be fake | 19:3 Josh is debating stabbing himself | 20:15 it would be easy to stab himself and calls himself a waste of space | 20:36 tried killing himself many times but something stops him | 23:39 Josh stands up, lifts his shirt and points the sword at his stomach then dramatically drops his sword saying he can't do it | 24:30 Josh sobs and hunches over his bed | 25:00 puts away the sword | 25:12 Josh talks about drinking bleach and then fucking with the police by playing a video on his computer | 26:40 Josh goes to Wendy's when he's depressed but doesn't say anything | 28:49 Josh plays and sings along to Whiskey Lullaby by Brad Paisley | 33:20 Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Greenday | 37:50 Blood Brothers by Papa Roach | 41:55 Nympethamine by Cradle of Filth |

Rocking out \m/ \m/ 2013-03-23
Josh is wearing a bandana around his wrist and has eyeliner and a lip gloss on and tells the people watching if they don't want to watch him play guitar then go away | 2:21 Josh uses his pipe tool as a guitar pick | 3:21 why so serious with your guitar playing | 4:00 Josh says he doesn't care what people say when they call him a retard that cant play guitar | 17:00 Josh finds his guitar pick and starts playing his guitar |

Rockabilly hair do 2013-03-26
Josh has his hair slick back into a pompadour and does a Fonzie impression on his birthday | 2:16 wants to grow back his sideburns | 5:09 Josh would wear his hair like this if he went to a job interview | 6:26 Josh takes off his glasses and says he has bug eyes but looks different | 7:32 Josh says he doesn't have his leather jacket anymore, he used it as wand leather | 11:00 Josh changes his fashion sometimes | 11:15 Josh shows off his custom jeans | 14:34 Josh plays Horny In A Hearse by Nekromantix | 18:05 Josh talks about a hypothetical of banging his girlfriend in a hearse and talks about making love to music | 20:55 Josh says he's bullshitting his birthday away |
 
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Games said:
The similarity in names between Boglim Backup and Boglim Chronicles caused Josh to mistake one for the other. The latter has no involvement in it, Josh is just being a retard as per usual.
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Okay so those two don't work together? I've always been a vocal opponent of those channels because of their immediate capitalization and getting involved with josh. I figured Courtney fat was the reason is he called that out what I was kind of surprised I didn't see anything here.
 
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Okay so those two don't work together? I've always been a vocal opponent of those channels because of their immediate capitalization and getting involved with josh. I figured Courtney fat was the reason is he called that out what I was kind of surprised I didn't see anything here.
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Boglim Backup is the only Discord I can find that Chronicles is in. On top of the people on reddit pointing out that he is a mod on Backup's youtube, and then Teatherd responding by distancing himself from Boglim Backup, only to end up deleting that comment (which I don't have a copy). From Boglim Backup's Discord.
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After the association between the two became a liability on reddit, Teatherd has not been back in the server. https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/r483ur/boglim_backup_is_more_regarded_than_josh/
 
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So what's the business about the laptop allegedly from teathrd AKA boglim chronicles?

I'm only asking because I promise you one day you'll see that guy in a beheading video.
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O.K. so like here's the thing of it... I- I asked if- I SAID that if you wanted to donate, then you can send money to my PayPal, or- or- or donate to the, uh, y'know, the thing my friends in the discord setup. You don't have to donate I've got my phone, y'know? like I got my phone and I don't NEED the money I just WANT the- I JUST WANT a new computer y'know what I'm saying? Like... it sucks that my computer doesn't want to work anymore, that I can't get it working anymore and if I have to re-record my new alb- MY NEW ALBUM Satan's Bell. If that's what I gotta do then so be it. Do- do you think that Ozzy would give up on one of his platinum albums? No! no, so fuck that. I mean like... I got my phone y'know? Like... my phone keeps fucking going off whenever a cunt trolle tries to call me, I lite- I LITERALLY own your sad little life trolles! hahahaha yeessss... And that's the thing of it, like... my friends have got my back, MY FRIENDS HAVE GOT MY BACK like for real they told me that taking a laptop from a trolle would be bad because what if there's like ilegal shit on it like, no. No fuck that. Those are the forbidden four alright? Don't fuck your family O.K.? Don't fuck children like c'mon that's nasty like fuck chomos, and fuck rape in all forms. Uhhhb don't fuck animals and don't fuck dead chic- AND DON'T FUCK DEAD PEOPLE OR ANYBODY. No judgment here like... yeah.

Hooo-wee... this Jack Daniels. Ah!... Eugh!... HAAAAughhh... that's some good stuff yeessss.

This is my favourite drink.
 
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