Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Games said:
The person who did the fundraiser's identity is very public, so it would make sense that he'd send a laptop filled with incriminating material to Josh's house with his return address on it.

You know, sometimes I don't know who's more thoughtless; That Discord he's in or Josh himself.
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Lol he’s so paranoid about this computer, but he’s willing to drink mailed in booze no problem. What’s more likely, a random retard who plays guitar as shitty as Josh does installing keyloggers and framing him for CP, or someone pissing in a bottle and sending it to him?

I thought they might keep the money, but I really am enjoying the “elite Hacker troll”, thing way more than that. Why the fuck would he think this would go well?
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Dick Pooman said:
Very out of character for a guy who memorized all of the lines from the movie Tombstone.

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This is probably one of the coolest things Josh does. He has this uncanny ability to retain entire scenes of dialogue from movies, from memory, decades after he's seen them. He does this with Fox And The Hound, too. He proceeded to do a couple more after this but I haven't the stream link, so I can't source it.
 
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Games said:
This is probably one of the coolest things Josh does. He has this uncanny ability to retain entire scenes of dialogue from movies, from memory, decades after he's seen them. He does this with Fox And The Hound, too. He proceeded to do a couple more after this but I haven't the stream link, so I can't source it.
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Games said:
This is probably one of the coolest things Josh does. He has this uncanny ability to retain entire scenes of dialogue from movies, from memory, decades after he's seen them. He does this with Fox And The Hound, too. He proceeded to do a couple more after this but I haven't the stream link, so I can't source it.
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I think the way he links back to Disney for who he is now is kind of wholesome like he smokes a pipe because of Roger in 101 Dalmatians and has a staff like Jafar and likes Clocktowers because of Basil the great mouse detective. He should has a trusty hound dog like Copper to complete his Disney collection.

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Here's Kobes' streams from yesterday
Start:
Messes with filters. Wearing his trucker hat. Tomorrow is Ozzy’s birthday. Happy early birthday Ozzy. Says he will do a birthday stream for Ozzy tomorrow. Shout out to his Patreons.
2:10:
Showing off his hat. Why Kobes wouldn’t have a pet cobra.
3:30:
Says he was drinking Bud Light Orange yesterday and saved two for later which he’s drinking today as pre drinks for Ozzy’s birthday.
4:37:
His rant is about people saying violent video games cause violence. It’s a personal choice to keep it in the video game. Talks about Clocktower of Terror.
6:18:
Reading chat. Fuck mass shootings, Ozzy rules I’ll drink to that.
7:04:
Kobes has a job he sells wands and Tactical Soap. KingSoapraJFS!
9:40:
He’s going to sell some wands and buy more soap as Christmas gifts for the men in his life. Back to shilling Tactical soap.
12:00:
Story about running into a girl he had a crush on in high school.
12:53:
Treat women the way you want to be treated. Shows off his bandana. Still shilling soap while putting on his bandana.
15:07:
Trucker cap on backwards. Still shilling soap.
16:55:
Opens his last beer to celebrate Ozzy’s birthday tomorrow. Fuck mass shootings it’s a personal choice. Talks about Blood Brothers by Papa Roach.
18:30:
Shills Cobra’s Crude Christmas Carols. Shout out to the fan who sent him e liquid.
19:42:
He wants a Gomez Adams moustache. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. Gender relations.
20:57:
Says he’s making wands for his stepmom and his sisters. He has a job he sells wands and Tactical Soap.
22:10:
Has some dip. Complains about the age restriction on buying tobacco products. Explains how to dip and drink at the same time.
24:20:
Fuck sickos and happy holidays.
26:12:
Talks about Boglim Chronicles trying to send him a laptop with CP on t probably. He’ll believe what Courtney and the others in her server told him about the laptop. Fuck the forbidden 4. Talking about Daphne Dave Chapelle’s friend committing suicide after getting bullied by fellow trannys and Netflix allowing Cuties on their platform.
30::07:
Caitlyn Jenner joke.
32:10:
Stop mass shootings. Both sides hate gun violence.
Short video. Says it was Boglim backup who tried to send him the laptop but he’s not sending it anymore because he got caught. Playing clocktower of terror and sipping on Bud Light Orange in his trucker hat. Fuck that laptop and fuck the trolls.
 
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Games said:
As insanely unrealistic as it sounds, I really want him to get a Capuchin as a service animal.

"Dood check out my munky he ken git my bud lite platnum for me. thats alrite little buddy you ken have a skwizzle."

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Monkey would end up like Mrs. Green
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
Vegeta's Theme, doesn't even sound anything like it. He doesn't look all that deranged here with the straight hair and cap, at least compared to his normal appearance.

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How many weeks has he been without a computer? In that time he's showered at least once, cleaned up the beard and mustache, looking great in the new hat. Someone needs to send him a new phone or an iPad instead, because this no computer life is really bringing out the best in Cobes.
 
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