Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

They're either intelligent enough to bug his computer, or they're stupid paypigs who are so dumb they bought Josh a computer.

Can't exactly have both. If he thinks there's something shady on it, reformat it. Clint will do it, he's over there every Wednesday.

Honestly, I have half a mind to think it's just random redditors texting him dumb shit because they're upset about the laptop. I don't seriously think Courtney would disregard Josh getting a new laptop and not think "Even if there's shit on it, just have him reformat it."
 
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crayolasword said:
Wouldn’t a factory reset get rid of any crap that may or may not be one there?
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If the laptop came from the CIA or Mossad, it would probably be forever tainted. But in this case it is coming from a reddit person, then yeah I would think it would get rid of everything. Though I am not familiar with resetting Macs.
 
chimpSculpture_ said:
You're assuming 3 or 4 things there.
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He never said Josh would reset the computer, simply openly pointing out that resetting, should remove everything. But yes, Josh will usually pick the easiest and pain free option, like not brushing his teeth or drinking to fight hangovers. So yeah the chances are high he will simply knowingly or unknowingly risk his privacy by using the computer out of the box. Hell, there is a risk that his Google account will get compromised and deleted.
 
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Let’s be real Josh is gonna sell that thing and wait for a Clint approved option. Josh isn’t gonna trust the computer and is too afraid a troll cast a spell on it or something and won’t be able to fix it to ever use it. He’s gonna sell/pawn that bitch, buy a bunch of booze, and order a bunch of DoorDash. The boglim bunch should’ve just sent him a gift card like Josh originally told them to in the text convo. It’s also weird that they decided to get it mailed to themselves first.

Actually better idea. Cobes should sign it and put it on Etsy. Say it’s a computer with a home made design or some shit.
 
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Mattman456 said:
Let’s be real Josh is gonna sell that thing and wait for a Clint approved option. Josh isn’t gonna trust the computer and is too afraid a troll cast a spell on it or something and won’t be able to fix it to ever use it. He’s gonna sell/pawn that bitch, buy a bunch of booze, and order a bunch of DoorDash. The boglim bunch should’ve just sent him a gift card like Josh originally told them to in the text convo. It’s also weird that they decided to get it mailed to themselves first.

Actually better idea. Cobes should sign it and put it on Etsy. Say it’s a computer with a home made design or some shit.
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I can see this happening (not him not trusting it, but selling it for booze). I think he will try to stream on it , can’t figure it out, sells it for booze money, and wait for daddy Clint to buy or give him a cheap acer laptop.
 
Mattman456 said:
Josh isn’t gonna trust the computer and is too afraid a troll cast a spell on it or something and won’t be able to fix it to ever use it.
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Nuh Uh, because he already cast a circle of protection before the trolls even sent it, magic doesn't work like that. Get BUH-LOCKED from my youtube.
 
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After watching that sickening backstreet boys cover it's really highlighted how confusing cobies singing vids are. Does he present these singing videos thinking that it's impressive/entertaining? He's shown that he has self awareness. But with singing, in his mind is he matching every word and pitch? Or is this just another delusion he presents as his cobra persona? It's super baffling to sit through and comprehend.
 
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Marci96 said:
Man, Josh literally looks like a disgusting homeless person. Even last year he looked less shit
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The phone zooming in so hard really doesn’t help lol. Seems like the computer really masked exactly how grotesque he’s become. I would say Josh is using the filters on his phone so he doesn’t have to look at himself and face reality, but I’ve seen too much Josh to not know he thinks he’s gods gift to vagina.

I think we got like 3 years until this is cobra.
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