Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Generic Retard]

Not sure why but the black and white filter really highlights the mountainous nature of the plaque deposits on his teeth. Excuse me while I go brush my teeth.

There are also the cheesy spittle strings. I'm convinced Cobra is the first person to develop smegma in their oral cavity...

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

There are also the cheesy spittle strings. I'm convinced Cobra is the first person to develop smegma in their oral cavity...

well, he did admit that he came on his face a lot....so.... there's that....

 

[ThatsMyDog]

Was there word that Cobra had suicidal ideation? I didn't watch much of the bday stream

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Was there word that Cobra had suicidal ideation? I didn't watch much of the bday stream

He kept saying he wanted to die but didn’t want to. He was using it for sympathy and money. He wasn’t going to end it. It’s like when he show his stream the shotgun shells he was going to use to blow his brains out or the time he put a sword to his stomach. He’s a baby who threatens death when he doesn’t get something he wants.

lol this is a good edit

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I guess he must've reconciled to some extent with Clint. I'm sure we'll still be hearing about how he's a hater and a trole for some time, though. Absolutely mind-bogliming behavior from this BOY. But man, is he looking extra rough today. I think that birthday took 10 more years off his life.

Most of the time when he discusses "fight with my Dad", it means Clint said something he didn't appreciate so he seethed about it for a week.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Most of the time when he discusses "fight with my Dad", it means Clint said something he didn't appreciate so he seethed about it for a week.

I think many people were shocked he really is crazy. I always figured deep down, he knew that he has no magic nor is famous. It was just his weird cope to make his life seem interesting and successful on some weird tard level. Same with acting like a spoiled child, which is mostly minor manipulations to get what he wanted.

B-Day extravaganza showed he really thinks he is famous, magical, and is a ungrateful spoiled asshole.

I still think him believing Clint is muscling in on his wand business the best development of the evening. ClintCraftWands may be the new competition in town…

 

[Bogliacci]

So in the end, after the crybaby tantrum he threw, after totally shitting on his fam, after not so vaguely hinting that he wants to be treated like that goth bad boy Rockstar that smells good he envisions himself as, Clint still rewards him with the birthday dinner raincheck. The only consequences cobes will face is the inevitable medical shit he's going to have to deal with sooner or later.

 

[Clint's Burden]

He also said he doesn't want to live with the mentally challenged in the group home.

But if push comes to shove, he would.

Josh has a remarkable number of problems that he simply doesn't do anything about. He deals with them by creating excuses or delusions that justify their existence. He'd stomp his feet about it, but going into a group home would just be another one of those things.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I lost my shit when he dumped the rest of the bottle into his cup. Class act all the way.

 

[GeorgeApley]

ClintCraftWands may be the new competition in town…

ClintCraft Wands would unironically be well made.

I'm surprised Cobes hasn't gotten into the NFT game. "Come get your CrazyCoolCobras®"

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

So in the end, after the crybaby tantrum he threw, after totally shitting on his fam, after not so vaguely hinting that he wants to be treated like that goth bad boy Rockstar that smells good he envisions himself as, Clint still rewards him with the birthday dinner raincheck. The only consequences cobes will face is the inevitable medical shit he's going to have to deal with sooner or later.

I have a feeling Clint didn't even know about his stream. I can barely watch any of his streams outside of Bitesize takes and I'm not even related to and embarrassed by him.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

CrazyCoolCobras® NFTs! Only costs $666 to mint your own!

They are from one of Snake Bones intro videos

 

[Clint's Burden]

ClintCraft Wands would unironically be well made.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

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No pointy nips on that buff cobra?

 

[Clint's Burden]

No pointy nips on that buff cobra?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

cobra is jumping on a trend

 

[Q_Anon1001]

I'm a boomer when it comes to youtube livestreams and mods BUUTTTT can mods with the right permissions private vods? It always seems like his most embarrassing streams and the ones that are more likely to be struck by youtube are coincidentally the ones that are privated the moment he goes offline even though he's clearly shit faced drunk

yeah, he also said he doesn't want to live the mentally challenged in the group home. it's bad when he even dislikes the I.D. lol, at least they are more loving than an alcoholic balding chimo.

I've always find it interesting the way that mentally challenged people seem to hate/dislike other mentally challenged people. I'm confident that Josh would 100% like the social aspect of living in a group home. I'm not sure if it will help his drinking problem or if he's so dependent on it that he'll throw a fit and be miserable away from it.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I'm a boomer when it comes to youtube livestreams and mods BUUTTTT can mods with the right permissions private vods? It always seems like his most embarrassing streams and the ones that are more likely to be struck by youtube are coincidentally the ones that are privated the moment he goes offline even though he's clearly shit faced drunk


I've always find it interesting the way that mentally challenged people seem to hate/dislike other mentally challenged people. I'm confident that Josh would 100% like the social aspect of living in a group home. I'm not sure if it will help his drinking problem or if he's so dependent on it that he'll throw a fit and be miserable away from it.

I think he wouldn’t like group homes since he can’t drink and do drugs. That will get to him fast. He will have a set schedule and can’t just sit around and do nothing all day. He will have to clean, cook, and do chores. Also, most group homes will take most of your money and will leave you with 30 bucks.

 

[Clint's Burden]

It always seems like his most embarrassing streams and the ones that are more likely to be struck by youtube are coincidentally the ones that are privated the moment he goes offline even though he's clearly shit faced drunk

More than likely he's just adept at deleting streams quickly. He's had a lot of practice doing that, he's been doing that more and more for the past couple of years.

I've heard him say that he's really, truly embarrassed by his retard fits. He thinks women find it unattractive, so he avoids doing it on camera. If he can't help himself, he'll fly into a fit about it and then immediately delete the stream. I don't know why the fuck Josh even bothers at this point, I know 6 different people that alternate recording every single one of his livestreams and locally back everything up on spare hard drives. It always gets out, he knows this, and it usually ends up on Bite's channel which exceeds his in views.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I think many people were shocked he really is crazy. I always figured deep down, he knew that he has no magic nor is famous. It was just his weird cope to make his life seem interesting and successful on some weird tard level. Same with acting like a spoiled child, which is mostly minor manipulations to get what he wanted.

B-Day extravaganza showed he really thinks he is famous, magical, and is a ungrateful spoiled asshole.

I still think him believing Clint is muscling in on his wand business the best development of the evening. ClintCraftWands may be the new competition in town…

See people keep saying this but I don't buy it. When Cobes is hurt he says the most egotistical shit. He may be crazy enough to honestly think he should have been allowed out in public shitfaced, but screaming that Homedad was jealous of him, that he's really magic, this that and the other, all butthurt and seething. When he was whining that they genuinely don't want to be around him, that was what he actually believes.

Like when he was all broken hearted about how he really could have dated his HS crush and it was such a shame she was dead... until he realized she wasn't, and then fuck her he has his pick of Of Age hotties 4 times better looking than her and fuck her? Same deal.