Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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GeorgeApley said:
ClintCraft Wands would unironically be well made.

I'm surprised Cobes hasn't gotten into the NFT game. "Come get your CrazyCoolCobras®"
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Cobes also let it slip that Clint has made some of the wands himself. Josh said how everyone can tell which wands weren't made by him. Not like everyone didn't know, but he's been denying it forever.
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
I've always find it interesting the way that mentally challenged people seem to hate/dislike other mentally challenged people. I'm confident that Josh would 100% like the social aspect of living in a group home. I'm not sure if it will help his drinking problem or if he's so dependent on it that he'll throw a fit and be miserable away from it.
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Exactly why Josh bullied the hell out of another mentally handicapped person back in school when the kid attempted to be friends with Josh. Then he later doubled down on it years later, like he always does.
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
I've always find it interesting the way that mentally challenged people seem to hate/dislike other mentally challenged people. I'm confident that Josh would 100% like the social aspect of living in a group home. I'm not sure if it will help his drinking problem or if he's so dependent on it that he'll throw a fit and be miserable away from it.
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I had a family member with dyslexia. He had it bad enough they put him in special education classes and it's how he went through school... and he fucking hated retards.

He would fuck with them more than anyone else, well beyond just being cruel. I think it was because he felt like he was lumped in with them, so it was his way of distancing himself. He wasn't one of them, they weren't his friends, he was different than them.

I think Cobes would do the exact same shit and that story of him fucking with another disabled kid proves it. If he got to a Group Home Saga, it would just be him talking shit about the tards in his home, trying to make them seem like shit while he was a rockstar goth YouTuber.
 
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Potion_Time said:
That gawth cuckold tells it like it is and smells good!
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I wonder how long until cobra say he wouldn’t mind having an open relationship with any girl. “I…it’s okay toobz. Even thought she fucks other guys….s…sh…SHE still love me toooooo” *starts to cry *
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
I wonder how long until cobra say he wouldn’t mind having an open relationship with any girl. “I…it’s okay toobz. Even thought she fucks other guys….s…sh…SHE still love me toooooo” *starts to cry *
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He's already been in an open relationship before with Stephanie, he paid a pregnant tweaker a pack of smokes for sex in a gas station parking lot and she let scrapper steve and another guy do the eiffel tower on her as a means of revenge if I'm recalling the cobra lore correctly.


This was low level effort, even for Cobes joke writing skills. Challenge yourself and see if you can guess the punch line before he says it!
 
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Potion_Time said:
He's already been in an open relationship before with Stephanie, he paid a pregnant tweaker a pack of smokes for sex in a gas station parking lot and she let scrapper steve and another guy do the eiffel tower on her as a means of revenge if I'm recalling the cobra lore correctly.
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i'm talking full cuck. playing on a switch and asking his gf new bf, Tyrone, if he can play with his legos.
 
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Potion_Time said:
He's already been in an open relationship before with Stephanie, he paid a pregnant tweaker a pack of smokes for sex in a gas station parking lot and she let scrapper steve and another guy do the eiffel tower on her as a means of revenge if I'm recalling the cobra lore correctly.
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They didn't open their relationship, Josh cheated. It was only a cigarette and it was with Couch Chris. Stephanie said she was suspicious until Josh confessed, then she cheated on him in revenge. She then quickly moved into the sex cabal "marriage" and Josh coped by saying his dick was too big for her ass and now her vagina was loose as a goose from whoring herself out to Matt and Ciampi, who got his sloppy seconds.
 
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charlesdickens said:
They didn't open their relationship, Josh cheated. It was only a cigarette and it was with Couch Chris. Stephanie said she was suspicious until Josh confessed, then she cheated on him in revenge. She then quickly moved into the sex cabal "marriage" and Josh coped by saying his dick was too big for her ass and now her vagina was loose as a goose from whoring herself out to Matt and Ciampi, who got his sloppy seconds.
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Please, Cobe's dick could possibly hit a cervix, but it ain't tearing up no walls. let's be real. Shit shaped like the washington monument.
 
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Sorry just a random thought, but its pretty fucked up that Courtney pretends to be caring for and watching out for her little pack of regards, but when she tries to hook up Cobes w/ a chick and he instantly whips his dick out, thus becoming the sex pest he hates the most, if she was really watching out for him she'd actually talk to him about NOT JERKING OFF ON THE FIRST PHONE CALL. She literally shrugged this off and said "that's what he does" with a laugh. I mean we know Josh has zero hope of having a gf ever again but if someone was actually trying to be his friend they'd possibly tell him that's inappropriate behavior.
 
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Instead of calling him a Boglim; why not give him a more cultivated nickname based on J.R.R. Tolkien's 'Mewlip'? link

"The Mewlips's dwelling place was said to be a dark valley far over the Merlock Mountains, through 'spider-shadows' and a forbidding wood, and beyond the marsh of Tode. They live and hide in damp, moonless and sunless cellars, where they sit and count their gold"​

 
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ShiningBrightly said:
Sorry just a random thought, but its pretty fucked up that Courtney pretends to be caring for and watching out for her little pack of regards, but when she tries to hook up Cobes w/ a chick and he instantly whips his dick out, thus becoming the sex pest he hates the most, if she was really watching out for him she'd actually talk to him about NOT JERKING OFF ON THE FIRST PHONE CALL. She literally shrugged this off and said "that's what he does" with a laugh. I mean we know Josh has zero hope of having a gf ever again but if someone was actually trying to be his friend they'd possibly tell him that's inappropriate behavior.
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Courtney is just a groomer. At least Cyraxx wised up to her. During his birthday meltdown, all his mods including those that are close to her (Museum, Spooky Girl) all voiced some reason between jokes, but she didn't. Not like it mattered since he wasn't reading chat. One of the best things that could happen is Josh turning on her.
 
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