Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Yeah I didn't realize he had evidently adopted it as some sot of catchphrase and am sure where he almost certainly stole it from.
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Josh has a strange habit of imitating British people because of Ozzy, so anything he hears that's particularly English he'll imitate regardless of its original meaning or not. Sounds english.

Robert w'E'd Leef said:
I had no idea Cobes had pierced ears, I guess they've always been obscured by various forms of rotten hats and gross scuzz beards
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There's all sorts of weird little details about Josh. That's why retards like me exist. I try, though not always successful.
 
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I find his fake British accent annoying as fuck, him saying ‘Loli’ though is funny as it’s not a word they use as slang.

The more I watch, the more I see he is riddled with medical issues. Someone suggested he has schizophrenia and he does check all the blocks. Even his heavy alcohol use contributes. I wouldn’t be surprised if his bottle shaking is symptom of something too. Boglim ChronIckes has a new video and he is going ham with it. At one point he pins his hand down to stop it, or at least it looks that that

His ear piercing shit is disgusting. I feel bad for anyone who has to touch him physically.

I’m surprised he hasn’t injured himself while drunk. When I used to drink heavily, I used to joke going out to drink wasn’t much different then getting robbed: I would wake up injured with bumps and bruises and an empty wallet.
 
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daBonehead said:
Cobes is writing a story called Dragon Cobra which is about a mad scientist named Jason Stonewell who is trying to create the perfect snake and battles the government who tries to stop him. Sounds like a future best seller I cant wait to read.

Clip cuts a bit at the end but he just says he doesn't want to blurt out the entire plot. Probably paranoid someone will steal his brilliant story idea .
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almost the exact plot of the movie Sssssss the scientists name is even Dr. Stoner
 
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Clint's Burden said:
Josh has a strange habit of imitating British people because of Ozzy, so anything he hears that's particularly English he'll imitate regardless of its original meaning or not. Sounds english.
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I find his fake British accent annoying as fuck, him saying ‘Loli’ though is funny as it’s not a word they use as slang.
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I'm English with a rather distinctive accent but can pass as most others if I try at least in the north west, but finds most American attempts at the more regional accents grating, Cobes tries for a old brummy accent but he just sounds odd like he's not American or English at best at worst (when he's drunk) he just sounds like a yank trying to do a accent.

Rumply4Skyn said:
The more I watch, the more I see he is riddled with medical issues. Someone suggested he has schizophrenia and he does check all the blocks. Even his heavy alcohol use contributes. I wouldn’t be surprised if his bottle shaking is symptom of something too. Boglim ChronIckes has a new video and he is going ham with it. At one point he pins his hand down to stop it, or at least it looks that that

His ear piercing shit is disgusting. I feel bad for anyone who has to touch him physically.

I’m surprised he hasn’t injured himself while drunk. When I used to drink heavily, I used to joke going out to drink wasn’t much different then getting robbed: I would wake up injured with bumps and bruises and an empty wallet.
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He seems like someone I knew when I was a alcoholic who was also a alcoholic who also had a underlying medical condition with nerve transmission that was made worse with alcohol use, but he's developed exadurated precision when most people are pissed they try to compensate by being over precise in there movements Alcoholics also develop this but also do it when sober, if you watch him you can see him doing it.

I don't think cobes realises just how bad he is when it comes to bodily awareness, when your isolated for a period of time your personal standards tends to slip - Cobes isn't just socially isolated but he's unaware of how isolated he is and when he is being social its with people much like himself so that makes it seem more normal if he's not showerd for a day or two (or more) and he doesnt realise that he may stink and his cloaths do have a stink so they can't be reworn and need more than just a quick wash, they need a very good wash and boil cycle at that.

As for injury he likely has but he's been so pissed when he's done it he's not noticed and it's so far been at a level of bad scrapes and bruses, Unless he's going for a Beer or Food he doesn't seem to leave the house so that cuts down on the risk a bit, when he's pissed at home and trodding the same ground he's a bit more sure footed and knows where he can grab for support.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I'm English with a rather distinctive accent but can pass as most others if I try at least in the north west, but finds most American attempts at the more regional accents grating, Cobes tries for a old brummy accent but he just sounds odd like he's not American or English at best at worst (when he's drunk) he just sounds like a yank trying to do a accent.
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someone should send him a dictionary of Geordie slang terms. I lived around a there for a while and as an American, that shit is filthy. Makes me wish Ozzy was from Newcastle

One of these years, whether it’s an autopsy or routine check-up, some physician is going to have a fuck load of paperwork.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
someone should send him a dictionary of Geordie slang terms. I lived around a there for a while and as an American, that shit is filthy. Makes me wish Ozzy was from Newcastle

One of these years, whether it’s an autopsy or routine check-up, some physician is going to have a fuck load of paperwork.
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Mate mine would have his head spinning, and I know he is passingly aquainted with it.
 
I saw this picture of The King recently and really wanted to try and draw it. Good timing to celebrate the thread hitting 400 pages.

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Rumply4Skyn said:
I find his fake British accent annoying as fuck, him saying ‘Loli’ though is funny as it’s not a word they use as slang.
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It doesn't help that "his accent" is always just him screaming screaming "Oi", "SHARON!", and about "MY WIFE BREEEDS BULLDOGS" over and over again.
Snigger said:
Not going to lie, I would probably buy Josh a beer and chill with him for a bit
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You know if I thought I could coax conversation out of him, same. I think his brain is too far gone to get anything besides a jender relayshuns rant at this point, though.
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I'm honestly not sure what this retard expected? I know that Cobes is retarded, but he always manages to impress me with how retarded he can be.
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Someone on le reddit said the pelican shit started because he has a book laying around with a pelican on it. Can an Of Age fangirl/boy confirm that? That's be great if his obsession with his new catchphrase started just because he saw a picture of the animal laying around.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Someone on le reddit said the pelican shit started because he has a book laying around with a pelican on it. Can an Of Age fangirl/boy confirm that? That's be great if his obsession with his new catchphrase started just because he saw a picture of the animal laying around.
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He just got a mug that has some saying about pelicans on it.
 
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