Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

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God, he looks like he’s in his mid 40s

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

God, he looks like he’s in his mid 40s

It's only gonna get worse.

 

[RollingRock]

Talking about underage girls and sex ed for the nth time

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Well, talking about school girls in bikinis… oh no

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Well, talking about school girls in bikinis… oh no

Coed swim day...

Also Cobes' 50/50 rum drink is about 10% ABV.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Coed swim day...

Also Cobes' 50/50 rum drink is about 10% ABV.

It’s okay. He hardly had any since he keeps spilling it. His place gotta smell of death and rot

 

[Bogliacci]

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That calf looks bizarre.

Think he's smart enough to wear the slip ons to hide the necrotic foot or is it just a concidence

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Think he's smart enough to wear the slip ons to hide the necrotic foot or is it just a concidence

Probably had to go get Bud Light between streams.

I don't think he's going to make it two hours, he is pretty lit. EDIT: And he's done, good night Cobra.

 

[RollingRock]

Cobes is hammered before dinner

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Cobes is hammered before dinner

He's almost falling asleep

 

[Bogliacci]

Hammered at 4:30 in the late afternoon toobz not an alcoholic can stop when he wants.

 

[TurdFondler]

Hammered at 4:30 in the late afternoon toobz not an alcoholic can stop when he wants.

It's a Saturday, troll.

 

[Bogliacci]

It's a Saturday, troll.

happy friday toobz

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

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That calf looks bizarre.

His hands and legs are very womanly

 

[Bixby Snyder]

His hands and legs are very womanly

He doesn’t do anything to develop muscle. Just a lifetime sitting, drinking, smoking, and eating hamburgers (like apples).

I would love to see him try and chop some wood

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

He doesn’t do anything to develop muscle. Just a lifetime sitting, drinking, smoking, and eating hamburgers (like apples).

I would love to see him try and chop some wood

Gothic Kings do not do physical labor.

 

[tinycreamcorn]

He doesn’t do anything to develop muscle. Just a lifetime sitting, drinking, smoking, and eating hamburgers (like apples).

I would love to see him try and chop some wood

he would probably miss because of that lazy eye and actually become a peg leg. TMDWU

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It seems the problem is the person hawking the shit doesn't actually know their sales, so can get scammed out of their pay. Probably good chance Cobes is too retarded to even know if being hustled or not

 

[Bogliacci]

It seems the problem is the person hawking the shit doesn't actually know their sales, so can get scammed out of their pay. Probably good chance Cobes is too retarded to even know if being hustled or not

Nobody is buying enough tactical soap with his affiliate code for this to even be a problem man