Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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BallBuster II said:
When you look at the metrics it is kind of funny. He has 1/4 of the subscribers DSP has, and yet his streams and videos get 2-3x as many views and viewers. If he wants to gloat let him gloat.
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It's hilarious. Also, while dsp has him beat on super chats and overall monteization by default. Theres probably months where cobes out earns phil is paypal donations cashapp/venmo etc. There's also a lot of cross over is both lifestyle and behavior. Two youtubers turned streamers. Yet both these men have uploaded an edited video in shower, plugging soap company. Both drunks as well. Both have a doordash problem. Both are balding. Both have delusional views on there bodies. Both can be caught singing frequently on streams. Both love poop/dick/fart jokes. It goes on and on.

It's probably nothing. Mostly shows how unbearable phil is really that and maybe he's an autistic as well. But your spot on with the viewership. Witch is wild cause people are watching Both for the same reason. Phil is just fucking boring and cobes is really fascinating. Thouh as much of a slow go cobes is. So is phil. The metric where he crushes cobes is the troll uploads/detractor community. And of course the restreams. Cobes has restreamers but there's multiple dsp restreamers who average 600 to 1000 viewers a stream sometimes holding these view counts while streaming at the same time. Last weekends darksyde daves famous black friday famous bowl from famous dave syde phil, event had like 4000 people watching spread out over 4 or 5 steams including dsps
 
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ChexMix88 said:
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Getting drunk at 10AM for a washed up old man's birthday is most definitely what's up toobs
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Its so funny when he makes any excuse to drink whenever he says it's the weekend and starts drinking it cracks me up because every day is the weekend for him didn't he get wasted for the queen of England's to haha
 
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UncommonParlence said:
Does that shit actually get you high? Like... wtf. That's some scuzzy shit bro. I guess this explains why he likes to spray paint inside. But the cologne... what does that do for him? The mind, it boggles.
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I had exactly the same question. Is it possible M'lord found a way to get high that all the other crustpunks missed? That would be most definitely what's up. TLDR, no, this is pretty dumb.

I did a bit of reading on this to see if there are any case reports of cologne abuse but came up empty handed. I did find some moral panic articles a la "Your Kid is Probably Huffing Axe Body Spray As We Speak and Is Going to Die." But again, fake journo shit with no sources. Most inhalants of the household variety fall into two categories: (1) those that contain a volatile organic solvent (usually benzene derivatives or aliphatic hydrocarbons such as those present in oil based paints, degreasers, fuel oils, glues, white out, paint pens, etc.) these may or not be a propelled-gas canister or (2) those that use a propellant that is itself psychoactive (usually halocarbons that are structurally remiscent of old-school anesthetic gases like isoflurane or chloroform, these would include keyboard duster, oven cleaner or anything in a self-propelled can where you don't "pump" the spray out).

Cologne, if useful as an inhalant at all would fall into category 1. The problem is that the usual solvent in colognes are alcohols because the odorant molecules are small, water soluble plant- and animal-derived compounds. You do need to dissolve coal tar in a perfume, so you don't use the type of solvents that are present in paint thinner. As far as I can tell, isopropanol and ethanol are the main base solvents for colognes, with the other chemicals only present in trace amounts. And while yes, it is possible to become intoxicated by inhaling ethanol vapor or aerosol, you need prolonged exposure to start to feel drunk (this is sometimes a safety issue in laboratories where ethanol is used as a decontamination agent). Isopropanol is even less likely to produce an effect, probably just a headache.

Basically, the chances that Cobra is feeling any kind of intoxication from doing this are slim.

I found this picture while researching and it made me laugh.
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Trapped Under Rice said:
I had exactly the same question. Is it possible M'lord found a way to get high that all the other crustpunks missed? That would be most definitely what's up. TLDR, no, this is pretty dumb.

I did a bit of reading on this to see if there are any case reports of cologne abuse but came up empty handed. I did find some moral panic articles a la "Your Kid is Probably Huffing Axe Body Spray As We Speak and Is Going to Die." But again, fake journo shit with no sources. Most inhalants of the household variety fall into two categories: (1) those that contain a volatile organic solvent (usually benzene derivatives or aliphatic hydrocarbons such as those present in oil based paints, degreasers, fuel oils, glues, white out, paint pens, etc.) these may or not be a propelled-gas canister or (2) those that use a propellant that is itself psychoactive (usually halocarbons that are structurally remiscent of old-school anesthetic gases like isoflurane or chloroform, these would include keyboard duster, oven cleaner or anything in a self-propelled can where you don't "pump" the spray out).

Cologne, if useful as an inhalant at all would fall into category 1. The problem is that the usual solvent in colognes are alcohols because the odorant molecules are small, water soluble plant- and animal-derived compounds. You do need to dissolve coal tar in a perfume, so you don't use the type of solvents that are present in paint thinner. As far as I can tell, isopropanol and ethanol are the main base solvents for colognes, with the other chemicals only present in trace amounts. And while yes, it is possible to become intoxicated by inhaling ethanol vapor or aerosol, you need prolonged exposure to start to feel drunk (this is sometimes a safety issue in laboratories where ethanol is used as a decontamination agent). Isopropanol is even less likely to produce an effect, probably just a headache.

Basically, the chances that Cobra is feeling any kind of intoxication from doing this are slim.

I found this picture while researching and it made me laugh.View attachment 3998391
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Hey, thanx cobro. I really didn't think it could be doing much but now I'm left wondering why? What the fuck is wrong with him? He's so inscrutable some times. It's almost like he does things only an idiot would do... Or the regard has gasoline or something in there. You gotta admit that with the huffing and drool dripping down his unchin he looked straight garded off something. Autardism, what you gonna do?
 
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ManiacalChrisBenoit said:
Josh mentioned in the most recent stream with Rekieta that he was going to see if Cobes would look through emails for him for like 100 bucks a week. I have a hard time believing Cobra could even be trusted with doing that competently
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Damn, that's a decent chunk of drinking cash. Hopefully the drink combos will be coming in quite nicely, toobz

I'm not sure I've seen this "badass mall chopper poster"
Tried a quick googling but didnt see anything.
Is there a link to this poster somewhere?
 
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Pasta Runner said:
I'm not sure I've seen this "badass mall chopper poster"
Tried a quick googling but didnt see anything.
Is there a link to this poster somewhere?
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I know there's a photo of Josh in a bike helmet riding a chopper, but I doubt that's it. From the story he told in that one livestream it's just a photo of a chopper that some of age goth girl signed for him. Cobes recalled her impressive rack on stream.

I'd give anything to have Cobes as my guest at some fancy dinner party. Just let him loose, raving about how he'd have sex with Ozzy Osbourne to end pedophilia, giving his opinions on menstruation, drooling as he chews tobacco, talking about his bowel movements. I'd encourage him, 'hey Cobes, what do you think about necrophilia and trolls?'
 
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