Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The Ideal AutoModerator said:
What is "the troll slayer drink combo" ? He just mentions it like I'm supposed to know.
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wow this guy doesn't even know what a troll slayer drink combo is
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Potion_Time said:
I wonder what low level sperg of a demon possessed cobes? We always see Pazuzu and Paimon and whatever "king of hell" a writer can pull from a cursory glance of the lesser key of solomon never small ones. I guess the only demon I could see it being is Belphegor since that's the one that's portrayed sitting on a toilet.
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Cobes is the only person Wormwood would possibly be able to posses if Screwtape's instructions didnt take hole
 
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DigitalSoryu said:
Seems like Cobes circle of protection on the Farms is wearing off... TMDNWU
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We will need to learn the power of love to show the troons the true power of hate then...


edit: I can already access the farms on the clearnet again from my cozy midwestern hovel, praise cobras magic!
 
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Potion_Time said:
I wonder what low level sperg of a demon possessed cobes?
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(long demonic sigh)
“Hey infernal toobz, how’s it going? Yeah this is your good boy of the underworld Angelic Preacher King Capybara comin’ at you. I’ve been helping out this mortal for weeks now and I’m sick and tired of all you trolls and demons getting on my ass saying I need to lead him into darkness and shit.”

As above, so below. Poor Josh got possessed by a loser demon that’s why all the fame and power that’s supposed to come with these kinds of contracts haven’t quite materialized yet.
 
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https://youtu.be/c7te9aQ1blI

this just showed up on my YouTube. Im not sure who Jarerd is but he doesn't look like he should be giving out life advice.

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I went to his YouTube page and he's got a few videos talking about Josh.
 
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SonnyLorenzo said:
https://youtu.be/c7te9aQ1blI

this just showed up on my YouTube. Im not sure who Jarerd is but he doesn't look like he should be giving out life advice.

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I went to his YouTube page and he's got a few videos talking about Josh.
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He's another lolcow who most likely has a thread here. Jared Genesis I think is what he goes by. He's a NEET who had beef with the green ranger from Power Rangers.
 
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He said before he wanted to get Darfliny a sword, so I assume that is where the first one is going. I wonder who gets the mother of pearl Crane knife. Hopefully not another katana for Ellen situation.
 
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biggacracka said:
I've been thinking about his schizophrenia claims lately and, while it could explain his "i hate sickos" under his breath, I'm wondering if instead he was not diagnosed as schizoid and mistook the two 🤔
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He's not schizophrenic. My younger brother is a paranoid schizophrenic and this jackass doesn't act at all like him. The only correlation is that they both have drinking problems, but my brother can't afford alcohol anymore because he ruined his life thinking the whole world was against him.
 
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M'Lord's black magic is failing us. He's too drunk to even attempt an actual circle with his wand.

On a side note, does he gather wand wood during winter? Does he brave the cold for branches to clip?
 
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HiveDull said:
M'Lord's black magic is failing us. He's too drunk to even attempt an actual circle with his wand.

On a side note, does he gather wand wood during winter? Does he brave the cold for branches to clip?
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Maybe in his prime, but I doubt he's in any shape to make much effort in winter. Does he even have proper winter wear?
 
HiveDull said:
M'Lord's black magic is failing us. He's too drunk to even attempt an actual circle with his wand.

On a side note, does he gather wand wood during winter? Does he brave the cold for branches to clip?
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Cobes hasn't gathered wand wood since he got sent his lathe. You can't really lathe actual sticks so he has to have fans send him turning blanks.
 
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