Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dick Pooman]

small bottle of crown royal

It only took 25 minutes for him to dump half of it into a glass for a drink combo

 

[An automatic clown]

It only took 25 minutes for him to dump half of it into a glass for a drink combo

He's already drunk . More delusions about being related to Ozzy

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Wearing the eyeliner.
He's feelin himself tonight Toobz.
Christmas depression coming in nicely yessssss.

 

[Acronym]

Shout out to the fans, "I wouldn't have a career without the fans" the self awareness right there hit me so hard , how he looks and dissects all his flaws, made me appreciate him as a human being , especially that long pause just reading chat to fill the void, I've been there.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

how he looks and dissects all his flaws, made me appreciate him as a human being

His brain immediately disregarded and/or justified the flaws.
Your appreciation is wasted.

 

[Acronym]

His brain immediately disregarded and/or justified the flaws.

so true , he hasn't changed a bit I haven't watched him in years just wanted to see what he was doing for the holidays.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Cobes hates Christmas.
Cobes admitting to shopping at Spencer's and Hot Topic was pretty funny.
I think Cobes has the flu. Or Covid. He's sniffing and sounds sick.

 

[Beak Thing]

Currently watching his recent chillin stream. M'Lord is really hammering home his points about sickos.

I genuinely believe he would torture pedos and rapists to death if given the chance and tools to do so. Say what you want about this drunk-ass Vietnam Vet but I know he'd do it. Stone cold MF'r.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Absolutely seething about Christmas.
Wanting Christmas with his family to go without drama.
This probably means a family member asking Cobes to take a shower because he smells like Tactical Soap and puke.
The retcon about his childhood is lol. At least he managed to tie it into Ozzy. Yessssss.

 

[Bogliacci]

Would I be wrong in saying this is the best eyeliner cobes has applied before, or have I just not seen him in it in yeeeears?

 

[biggacracka]

Holy fuck, he has tourettes too now

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

Cobes confirmed for MILD schizophrenia!

 

[An automatic clown]

He wants his family to get along for Christmas but he's not self aware enough to realize he's most likely the reason they don't get along

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Wait... Tourettes? Is he becoming self aware about the delusions? So many questions.

 

[Bogliacci]

Wait... Tourettes? Is he becoming self aware about the delusions? So many questions.

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He said the schizophrenia thing awhile ago but the tourrettes is new to me at least. Feels like he's just saying shit now.

 

[An automatic clown]

That ended abruptly

 

[Potion_Time]

Is it a coincidence that his stream goes down the moment he tells us he hasn't paid his electric bill?

 

[Bogliacci]

That ended abruptly

troles hacked his internet again!!!

He's already got another one set up

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

I'm not sure whether his family or his neighbors hate him more.

 

[Bored & Confused]

I'm not sure whether his family or his neighbors hate him more.

His neighbors. His family doesn't have put up with him daily.