Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[biggacracka]

Cobes confirmed for MILD schizophrenia!

I've been thinking about his schizophrenia claims lately and, while it could explain his "i hate sickos" under his breath, I'm wondering if instead he was not diagnosed as schizoid and mistook the two

troles hacked his internet again!!!

He's already got another one set up

this one died too, new one:

edit: his crown royal is now empty and it was, according to him, the last of his alcohol

 

[Point Emerging]

this one died too, new one:

edit: his crown royal is now empty and it was, according to him, the last of his alcohol

Thanks for posting, cool cobra. Enjoying his proudly 80% British stream.

 

[RollingRock2]

New hat and eyeliner? Cobe's Grindr dates are going to be lining up

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Earlier I was watching Null's stream on KingCobraJFS, and a friend randomly posted a photo of his face in response to a message I sent. He was also watching a video about him. I feel this is a sign by some cosmic entity.

 

[Bogliacci]

I cant stop laughing at our absolute goomba of a boy thinking he needs to buy a pair of every size of jeans to "customize" them for etsy, instead of just making the listing and making to order lmfao

Its the little ways he cant think things through that really shine a light on his stupidity

 

[An automatic clown]

I cant stop laughing at our absolute goomba of a boy thinking he needs to buy a pair of every size of jeans to "customize" them for etsy, instead of just making the listing and making to order lmfao

Its the little ways he cant think things through that really shine a light on his stupidity

His 10 minute tangent on how he is starting a new business venture dumping bleach on black jeans and posting them for sale on Etsy was pretty great

 

[Bogliacci]

I can't decide if he legitimately can't remember he quit working at the office on his own, or if he's conjured that up to protect himself from reality.

 

[GreenTips]

His 10 minute tangent on how he is starting a new business venture dumping bleach on black jeans and posting them for sale on Etsy was pretty great

Now you too can own a pair of Cobra Cum Stain Jeans like the sexy goth badboy himself

 

[Bogliacci]

Anyone else here believe in demons etc. that wants to sperg with me about the fact that cobes willingly inviting demons into his life from an early age is part of why he's so fucked up?

 

[biggacracka]

Anyone else here believe in demons etc. that wants to sperg with me about the fact that cobes willingly inviting demons into his life from an early age is part of why he's so fucked up?

I think he would be fucked up regardless, but they certainly sped things up

 

[The Ideal AutoModerator]

He's still going, apparently about 4 hours in. Talking about the worst combinations of Harry Potter spells someone could experience.
He's kind of talkative and funny. Completing long sentences. I thought he would be passed out and turning blue coughing by now.
Maybe he's right and he can have a good time while only drinking a moderate amount.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Cobes just called Dumbledore and Voldermort a pussy on stream

 

[Bogliacci]

If Lord Voldemort learned to weaponize the power of love he'd be the most powerful dark lord ever
If Lord Voldemort learned to weaponize the power of love he'd be the most powerful dark lord ever
If Lord Voldemort learned to weaponize the power of love he'd be the most powerful dark lord ever
If Lord Voldemort learned to weaponize the power of love he'd be the most powerful dark lord ever
If Lord Voldemort learned to weaponize the power of love he'd be the most powerful dark lord ever
If Lord Voldemort learned to weaponize the power of love he'd be the most powerful dark lord ever
If Lord Voldemort learned to weaponize the power of love he'd be the most powerful dark lord ever
If Lord Voldemort learned to weaponize the power of love he'd be the most powerful dark lord ever
If Lord Voldemort learned to weaponize the power of love he'd be the most powerful dark lord ever

 

[HiveDull]

Cobes confirmed for MILD schizophrenia!

Yeah, right Trole. The dark lord doesn't have mild schizophrenia. He's obvious a badass cowboy from hell who can handle spicy foods. His schizophrenia surpasses even the Carolina Reaper. Get blocked and slayed. Long live Ozzy Osbourne.

I cant stop laughing at our absolute goomba of a boy thinking he needs to buy a pair of every size of jeans to "customize" them for etsy, instead of just making the listing and making to order lmfao

Its the little ways he cant think things through that really shine a light on his stupidity

Do you think that he wears all the stuff that he doesn't sell? I would imagine that there's a pile of "customized" cobracraft clothes in the corner of his room.

 

[BoglimArchives]

If Lord Voldemort learned to weaponize the power of love he'd be the most powerful dark lord ever

If Josh learned to weaponize his fuckin' autism, he'd be right here.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

There is either semen or toothpaste visible on his jacket.
It is up to you to decide which it is.

 

[Bogliacci]

This has turned out to be an excellent stream, lots of childhood issues bubbling to the surface with his harry potter power fantasies

 

[Potion_Time]

Anyone else here believe in demons etc. that wants to sperg with me about the fact that cobes willingly inviting demons into his life from an early age is part of why he's so fucked up?

I wonder what low level sperg of a demon possessed cobes? We always see Pazuzu and Paimon and whatever "king of hell" a writer can pull from a cursory glance of the lesser key of solomon never small ones. I guess the only demon I could see it being is Belphegor since that's the one that's portrayed sitting on a toilet.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

This has turned out to be an excellent stream, lots of childhood issues bubbling to the surface with his harry potter power fantasies

Christmas does this to him.
He hates Christmas.
He knows he is about to be mildly tolerated by family members.

 

[The Ideal AutoModerator]

What is "the troll slayer drink combo" ? He just mentions it like I'm supposed to know.