Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Yea he said he's spent the $150 advance in one of his videos.
I heard of retarded rappers wasting like 30k advances and I can somehow understand it because a lot of money, in the hands of retards, end up being less money than they had before. Cobes managed to do the same with pocket change.
Truly this man is too intelligent for therapy
 
Wow I guess the iMac really is dead...

How long do you guys think this phone is going to last?

I have always found it funny how people with the least seem to treat their property the worst. Cobra is an extreme example of course because he's literally disabled...

How many phones and computers has Cobes run through at this point? This is iMac #3 right? I feel like he's on his third phone since Covid started in 2020 too... Anyone have a running tally?

Also what's the over/under on clint actually giving cobes another one of his iMacs after the arrest?
 
Wow I guess the iMac really is dead...

How long do you guys think this phone is going to last?

I have always found it funny how people with the least seem to treat their property the worst. Cobra is an extreme example of course because he's literally disabled...

How many phones and computers has Cobes run through at this point? This is iMac #3 right? I feel like he's on his third phone since Covid started in 2020 too... Anyone have a running tally?

Also what's the over/under on clint actually giving cobes another one of his iMacs after the arrest?
Hopefully we can get a Rossman repair special crossover if cobes decides to get it fixed
 
Wow I guess the iMac really is dead...

How long do you guys think this phone is going to last?

I have always found it funny how people with the least seem to treat their property the worst. Cobra is an extreme example of course because he's literally disabled...

How many phones and computers has Cobes run through at this point? This is iMac #3 right? I feel like he's on his third phone since Covid started in 2020 too... Anyone have a running tally?

Also what's the over/under on clint actually giving cobes another one of his iMacs after the arrest?
Barely lasted a fucking year lmfao, glorious.

Clint you bald retard, get your boy a new comp, it's all you're good for. Just get him his comp so he can keep larping as a famous u-toober and you won't have to think about him again until march when his birthday rolls around. Maybe it'll have been long enough where he won't blather on about killing the family and himself! :lol:
 
According to Cobes the iMac is fine, but he did break his phone in a fit of rage last night. He continues to be confusing as ever. What a specimen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H404BJ4GwQ
He definitely smashed it. You can hear him smashing it in that clip from porkney's stream because he kept dropping it. Then we got that muted video afterwards, probably broke the mic.
 
His computer is OK. His internet is unreliable due to a snowstorm.
His phone however is broken. "I'm done breaking my cell phones" "Im gonna cut down on my drinking" Heard those before...
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He definitely smashed it. You can hear him smashing it in that clip from porkney's stream because he kept dropping it. Then we got that muted video afterwards, probably broke the mic.
What a fucking jackass. He gets so drunk that speech to text can't understand him and he freaks out and smashes his phone. How many phones have died this same way now? Lol. He said he's doing good with his temper because it had been a few days since he freaked out. He must be talking about the one that put him in jail. He's fucking up yo. I think the nipplesaurus is done with his shit. Which is why Copes has revised his "too intelligent for therapy" statement. Now he's out of a phone, groceries, and potentially internet. And he's to proud to beg Clunt. Swallow your pride and beg your daddy to save you like a real man Jorsh. How will the genders relate without you? Think of all the children of chatterbate models going hungry without your generous support.
 
What a fucking jackass. He gets so drunk that speech to text can't understand him and he freaks out and smashes his phone. How many phones have died this same way now? Lol. He said he's doing good with his temper because it had been a few days since he freaked out. He must be talking about the one that put him in jail. He's fucking up yo. I think the nipplesaurus is done with his shit. Which is why Copes has revised his "too intelligent for therapy" statement. Now he's out of a phone, groceries, and potentially internet. And he's to proud to beg Clunt. Swallow your pride and beg your daddy to save you like a real man Jorsh. How will the genders relate without you? Think of all the children of chatterbate models going hungry without your generous support.
It's hilarious, I just wish we could get a video of it. The thought of him drunkenly responding to trole texts of "better not have sprayed beer into your mac and broke it BOY", saying something like "FUCK YOU TROLE YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH ME" and siri responds "I WANT TO FUCK YOUR HOLES IM OBSESSED WITH THEM" and he smashes it for actin' cute, is amazing.
 
Confirming he smashed his phone because Siri was actin' cute and couldn't understand him slurring his talk-to-text reply to a trole text.

Considering his last "I'm done breaking my phone" video was just a short couple months ago, I believe that even less than his resolution of drinking less.
He's cutting down on his drinking.


"I drank half of it, decided I can save the rest for when I wake up tomorrow" you fucking goober josh lmfao
 
New "beer trick" sequel, the champagne trick TWU
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It is truly astounding how he hasn't been evicted yet.

Edit: You guys think he'll get evicted this year? If so, you think papa nips will help him out again, or just tell him to go to a group home? I'm really excited for a homeless saga. Nothing would be funnier than seeing this dude screaming at random people about how the trolls made him homeless. Also, what's the story with the nickname papa nips?
 
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It is truly astounding how he hasn't been evicted yet.
There's multiple buildings with dozens of units on each level of building, and probably only a single building manager in an office. It's much easier to fly under the radar, especially if he isn't spray painting and smoking inside the apartment anymore. His first apartment seemed more like it was the actual building owner that dealt with him, or at least a smaller operation, while Jorp was also a lot more noticeable with the mess.
 
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It is truly astounding how he hasn't been evicted yet.

Edit: You guys think he'll get evicted this year? If so, you think papa nips will help him out again, or just tell him to go to a group home? I'm really excited for a homeless saga. Nothing would be funnier than seeing this dude screaming at random people about how the trolls made him homeless. Also, what's the story with the nickname papa nips?
I think it's definitely possible, between Clint seemingly getting to the point of no return with him, and his constant spraying of alcohol on camera all over the apartment, it's certainly something that could happen. If trolls send his landlord videos of him spraying booze everywhere on a chair filled with cigarette burn holes from passing out, while also smoking indoors, I could easily see him being evicted again. Wyoming is pretty rough when it comes to eviction too, you don't get much time to get your shit together.
 
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This is close to or even over a hundred dollars of snow crab legs. You really dont find seafood like this cheap in Wyoming, especially smack dab in the middle of the holidays. Seems our boy put that donayshun money to "good" use. Of course he just totally ruins it, boiled in beer, black cherry pop, and left overnight in the fridge. It's got to be chewy and rubbery with some faint sweetness. All served on a bed of left over TGI Fridays potato skins. Another home run, josh!
 
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This is close to or even over a hundred dollars of snow crab legs. You really dont find seafood like this cheap in Wyoming, especially smack dab in the middle of the holidays. Seems our boy put that donayshun money to "good" use. Of course he just totally ruins it, boiled in beer, black cherry pop, and left overnight in the fridge.
You know, I don't follow this guy much or know much beyond the surface and I know he's not spending his own money anymore, but you'd think having a job, even a meager one with few hours, would have taught the value of money, especially when it comes to food budgeting.
Then again he's an alcoholic and a smoker so when you're already dumping money into those I guess another money sink on the pile isn't something he thinks about.
 
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