Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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This was 2 years ago.

Between the kratom. The alcholol. The tooth infections. Diet related heart problems. Vape cocktail/coil smokage. And now duster.

This dudes respiratory system is jank. Can't imagine his heart is in great shape.

Little hufs are big hufs when your boglim.
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Don't forget that he was a premature birth with underdeveloped lungs as well. The human body is a tough bitch to wear down.
 
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Josh truly is a dumb child
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I am convinced he's going to die sooner rather than later. His only saving grace would be running out of duster. But there are plenty of troles willing to supply him.
 
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All jokes aside Josh should never have been allowed to live on his own. Clint himself said he has the brain of a 12-13 year old. Would you let a 13 year old live on their own in an apartment? His oppositional defiance shit is textbook teenage boy. OH I CAN'T HUFF DUSTER? WELL FUCK U DAD
 
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I've said it before, but I usually assume anything he says like this that's very weird and specific is a direct response to one of the dozens of troll messages he receives per day. Its the same people just trying out different attack vectors day after day and seeing what sticks in the boglim's craw.

This particular demon whisper is one for the books though lol
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Im trying to imagine if he thinks he's being a scary badass when he does this, because in his duster addled wetbrain, I can see him thinking it makes him look like somekind of violent badass, talk softly carry a big stick type

just really makes him sound like a sicko in reality lol
 
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Goddamn. So sad and yet so predictable. The extent of his Oppositional Defiance Disorder has been beaten to death over and over and over again in this thread but it is on full display here. The most tepid, light-touched intervention from his usual ass-kissers and even then he has to huff a big drag of duster and leave the stream in response to them kindly telling him that doing duster is bad and it worries them to see him do it.

This bad boy cannot be caged. I like to imagine the chorus from Free Bird playing in his brain each time he takes a big rip off the can.
 
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I'm sorry, I highly doubt these people legitimately care. The only thing they give a shit about is the boost in views they get on their shitty streams, when he comes on. Why have these faggots never stopped pestering him about his drinking? When the duster comes into play, "Jersh, please don't do da duster cuz you could die quicker than you would if you continued drinking yourself to death, and we still need our sheckles."
 
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Alright, who can do a passable impression of Ozzy and get on stream with him to tell him to knock that shit off and make the most darkly ironic PSA ever?
 
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Sorry If this is old news but I saw this screenshot is it know who sent him the duster?.
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Oh God he's going on about that Aleshia chick again. Apparently that creepy comment was "wishing his old classmate a long life". That duster has already punched holes in his brain.
 
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