Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ResignedCustodes said:
"Hey Cobra you should stop taking duster or you might actually fucking die."
Loudly takes a hit
"What?"
Refuses to elaborate
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Telling him to not do something is basically encouraging him to do it and Courtney knows this.

They pretend to be concerned but they're all in on it.
 
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Towards the end of the stream he had these weird zone outs which I fucking hate because they go on for an uncomfortable amount of time and it always gets me worried he's about to bust into a seizure or some shit until he mutters something about gender relations.

Also when I tuned in for a little he had around 940 viewers, does he get more average viewers than Ralph? Because that would be funny as fuck.
 
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Cobra is nothing more than a side show in what is left of this country
> cobies was known to be a sex pest in high school (got in trouble several times)
> Nipple King had to bail his ass out by lying and saying the of age female was dead.
>Stalks LN, totally hanging out with old retards. (buys cheap swords)
>Nipple King knows his son is a retard and still lets him in the world because, fuck it I have my new family., who is equally as bad, gay kids and general shit behaviour.
>An escalation of adverse behavior is why any retard would have some concern, between cobies taking down smooth muscle and getting sent to the clink was by definition an escalation, no longer the homebody drunk.
>The way he speaks of his very polite and professional therapist lets us know all we need, he's a retard with cum brain.
 
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Therapist: Do you want to tell me what you're thinking?

Josh: Believe me you don't want to know dood. You want to know what I'm thinkin'. Seriously dood. I'm thinking I'd like to take a brick and smash your fucking face into a dank fucking hamburger. fuck sickos

Therapist: Do you think making a dank hamburger out of me would make you feel better?

Josh: Mother of Christ dood. Is this a woman thing dood are you one of my trolls or something? You ask me how I'm feeling dood. I tell you how I'm feeling and now you're going to torture me with it this is just like the fucking trolles dood I told my dad all the therapists in casper know me, most of them like me but some of them are trolls just like you dood.

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Paul Racine said:
>Nipple King knows his son is a retard and still lets him in the world because, fuck it I have my new family., who is equally as bad, gay kids and general shit behaviour.
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You have to understand that in 2012 when Clint moved Cobes out he was actually a somewhat functioning adult. He had a job at Wendy's, rode his bike around town and had a social circle. I don't blame Clint for thinking he might be able to make it on his own at that point. This was long before he became the alcoholic he is now. Also the alternative to letting him move out was to put him into a group home at 18 and essentially let him rot away with literal down syndrome freaks which is depressing as fuck.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
You have to understand that in 2012 when Clint moved Cobes out he was actually a somewhat functioning adult. He had a job at Wendy's, rode his bike around town and had a social circle. I don't blame Clint for thinking he might be able to make it on his own at that point. This was long before he became the alcoholic he is now. Also the alternative to letting him move out was to put him into a group home at 18 and essentially let him rot away with literal down syndrome freaks which is depressing as fuck.
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I can't recall the name of it now but there is something about "Top up mediation of behaviour" I've read about where essentially people like cobes if left to there own devices derail from acceptable social norms but if they are kept close to family or others in a similar roll they top up there behaviour using social and verbal ques to fall in line with the wider group.

This happens in all groups of people but Low intellect people like Josh who also have other issues it becomes more important and he's also fried his already scrambled noggin with self medication with booze an drugs increasing the speed of his degradation and it's scope.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
You have to understand that in 2012 when Clint moved Cobes out he was actually a somewhat functioning adult. He had a job at Wendy's, rode his bike around town and had a social circle. I don't blame Clint for thinking he might be able to make it on his own at that point. This was long before he became the alcoholic he is now. Also the alternative to letting him move out was to put him into a group home at 18 and essentially let him rot away with literal down syndrome freaks which is depressing as fuck.
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Nah cunt is your typical liberal that rerolled and said fuck it let the world deal with my mess. His reroll is just as bad.
 
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Mosh Joon said:
Boglum already dangerously low on braincells bros

How do we save him from this fate?
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Who says we want to save him? I personally think he's a manipulative piece of shit and 100% lusts for little girls. I won't say I want him to die because I'm not that invested but I really could not care less what happens to him and if huffing fucking dustoff creates content then send him a pallet of the shit.

Anyone who still thinks they can save him is as tarded as he is. Just send him booze and inhalants and enjoy the show, probably gonna end sooner than later at this rate so enjoy while you can.
 
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Jaybird said:
Who says we want to save him? I personally think he's a manipulative piece of shit and 100% lusts for little girls. I won't say I want him to die because I'm not that invested but I really could not care less what happens to him and if huffing fucking dustoff creates content then send him a pallet of the shit.

Anyone who still thinks they can save him is as tarded as he is. Just send him booze and inhalants and enjoy the show, probably gonna end sooner than later at this rate so enjoy while you can.
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I think that might be a little over the top. I think a lot of his weirdness is down to him being a retard. He brings up pedo shit because people in chat keep calling him that, so he over compensates. Plus, some of the stuff that he says, it's just him trying to sound cool. He wants to be the bad boy goth in his head, but his head is retarded, so it comes out all shit, and really funny.

The duster is kinda funny as well, you know part of the reason he does it is because he thinks it makes him look cool. Look at young cobra, he smoked ciggies like he was a bad ass, all performative. Ditto his drinking habit is partially his desire to look like a hard drinking biker cobra goth metal guitarist who only attracts of age, consensual, non-related hotgoth babes.

TL:DR He is retarded, don't take any he has said seriously.
 
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Buster Scruggs said:
Also when I tuned in for a little he had around 940 viewers, does he get more average viewers than Ralph? Because that would be funny as fuck.
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I've seen some live videos from Cobes in the past year that has had around 2,000 viewers at one time. Most streamers average more viewers than the gunt.
 
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Buster Scruggs said:
Also when I tuned in for a little he had around 940 viewers, does he get more average viewers than Ralph? Because that would be funny as fuck.
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Ralph gets around 500 on a good day if you count the snipe channel. He manages to be a lot more boring than Cobra most of the time which is saying something.

Learning about the retards sending him duster really sucks. I half think the people sending it are huffing that shit themselves.
 
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