Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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OK_Cogitator said:
If professional nigger Danny Brown or professional drunk Gerrard Way gave a shit about the boy maybe they could do some reaching out. Rainbows at best, but it is what it is, toobz.
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Danny brown is in rehab right now actually I would have some respect for the guy if he reached out to cobra but I think Danny is more interested in cyraxx
How fucked up is it that people expect celebrities to reach out to cobra before his own dad will
 
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I chuckle every time he says "of-age, non-related, Cis-gendered goth chick"
I wonder if his family members have heard him talk about his ideal woman lmao.

Also, head lookin nice and gourd-like:
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whogoesthere said:
He brings up pedo shit because people in chat keep calling him that
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They call him that because he regularly ponders pre teen girls getting their first period and is fixated on high school girls. Have you not heard him go off on 30 minute rants about periods and tampons?
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
More books than I expected TBH.

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Very cool picture! That's the Leave-me-alone-I'm-autistic!-mask, and I see what I think is a cook book! Does it say Cooking with Beer? Must be where he gets his beer butter/batter-recipes!

I also like the black and green Friday-the-13th-mask with the Cobragram/dick-n-balls. Does it say TWU at the bottom? Guessing that's a gift from a fan, if that's the case.
 
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Looks like a collapsible baton on the front of the bookshelf too. He probably couldn't figure out how to close it, whether its a button or the type you drive into the ground.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
Looks like a collapsible baton on the front of the bookshelf too. He probably couldn't figure out how to close it, whether its a button or the type you drive into the ground.
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I chose to believe that it's a Mil-Spec WarWand, for times when you need to cast spells that are a little bit more than traffic light manipulation, or even the opposite of circle-of-protection spells.
 
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Bogliacci said:
Did he pin some school report up on his fucking wall??
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"The person I look up to is my favorite singer of my favorite band Cradle of Filth. His name is Dani Filth. He is 5' 5" (1.65 m) (...)"

Lmao you're right he really did pin a school report on his wall :story: How would Ozzy would feel knowing he got scorned like this by his biggest (poser) fan

Must have been up on his wall at the old apartment too... wonder what grade it's from, "the person I look up to"-type projects are middle school-tier, right? Assburgers never cease to amaze
 
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eaglesfan665 said:
"The person I look up to is my favorite singer of my favorite band Cradle of Filth. His name is Dani Filth. He is 5' 5" (1.65 m) (...)"

Lmao you're right he really did pin a school report on his wall :story: How would Ozzy would feel knowing he got scorned like this by his biggest (poser) fan

Must have been up on his wall at the old apartment too... wonder what grade it's from, "the person I look up to"-type projects are middle school-tier, right? Assburgers never cease to amaze
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On the right side he lists the band's discography and it stops at "Godspeed on the Devils Thunder (2008 )". Pretty sure he made this his senior year of high school (09-10?)
 
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Jaybird said:
They call him that because he regularly ponders pre teen girls getting their first period and is fixated on high school girls. Have you not heard him go off on 30 minute rants about periods and tampons?
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I don't think it's because he's a pedo I think it's because he's a retard this person's brain doesn't work the same way yours does.
People have been trolling josh's for years if you really thought he was a pedo don't you think some troll would've Catfished him as a 13 year old by now and caught him talking to minor's he's a lot of things but a sicko isn't one of them
 
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Devious Dave said:
he's a lot of things but a sicko isn't one of them
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I don't think he's a pedo, but I do believe he has rape fantasies directed towards previous love interests that rejected him. His autism forces him to fixate on the women he becomes attracted too and when they reject them the intrusive thoughts start to creep in because he struggles to break his autistic fixation on them. He feels wronged by women because he doesn't have the social aptitude to understand why he is repulsive to women. Thus he imagines scenarios in his boglim brain where he exacts revenge on these women who wrongly rejected him because they were "stuck up cunts".
 
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Potion_Time said:
I don't think he's a pedo, but I do believe he has rape fantasies directed towards previous love interests that rejected him. His autism forces him to fixate on the women he becomes attracted too and when they reject them the intrusive thoughts start to creep in because he struggles to break his autistic fixation on them. He feels wronged by women because he doesn't have the social aptitude to understand why he is repulsive to women. Thus he imagines scenarios in his boglim brain where he exacts revenge on these women who wrongly rejected him because they were "stuck up cunts".
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You read books and shit?
 
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