Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bixby Snyder said:
Fucked up thing is the more he does dangerous, stupid shit like huffing duster -- the more viewers he gets. It takes patience to watch a slow moving car wreck about to occur or you can get instant gratification watching the shit happen at 100mph, which is exactly what he is doing now.
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He gets more viewers than some Vtubers. If only he could monitorize his channel and buy an anime girl rig.
 
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Josh truly is a dumb child
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Nice to see some of you are watching my retard videos. Shame it's that one that gets posted here and to the subreddit, I try to maintain some positive vibes. It's a fuckin' sad thing to watch, honestly.
Mr. Manchester said:
Ralph gets around 500 on a good day if you count the snipe channel. He manages to be a lot more boring than Cobra most of the time which is saying something.
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It amazes me that Ralph doesn't get more views than Josh, but I think it's because he's segregated to TheCozyRozyPilltimeHour.retard and YouTube is more accessible. It's mostly botting anyway, I think the enigmatic catboy lover kinda spilled the beans on that. Not sure.

People watch them both for the same reasons. This is a man who's life is a train wreck and for whatever reason, be it pride or ego or pathological mental illness, they cannot stop doing engaging in it. Ralph by leagues and bounds produces more bang for your buck, he has some drunken sloshed out freak out or accident every month. It's fair to say he's more charismatic than Josh, but only because Josh has the charisma of a houseplant. Josh is fuckin' boring and repetitive to the point of absurdity.

Strange internet things.
 
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BoglimArchives said:
Nice to see some of you are watching my retard videos. Shame it's that one that gets posted here and to the subreddit, I try to maintain some positive vibes. It's a fuckin' sad thing to watch, honestly.

It amazes me that Ralph doesn't get more views than Josh, but I think it's because he's segregated to TheCozyRozyPilltimeHour.retard and YouTube is more accessible. It's mostly botting anyway, I think the enigmatic catboy lover kinda spilled the beans on that. Not sure.

People watch them both for the same reasons. This is a man who's life is a train wreck and for whatever reason, be it pride or ego or pathological mental illness, they cannot stop doing engaging in it. Ralph by leagues and bounds produces more bang for your buck, he has some drunken sloshed out freak out or accident every month. It's fair to say he's more charismatic than Josh, but only because Josh has the charisma of a houseplant. Josh is fuckin' boring and repetitive to the point of absurdity.

Strange internet things.
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Are you games rebranded?
 
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Slow mode is ass aids but disabling chat is just demented. He barely even reads it anyway. Open up chat cobes, it's most of your content for these boring ass streams. Atleast let me comment something if you're gonna sit there and repeat troll rant #152 for hours. I love you but also fuck yourself.
 
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Pack it in boys, Cobes is a fully licensed and official child molester and pedophile.
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NoosJunki said:
Alright, who can do a passable impression of Ozzy and get on stream with him to tell him to knock that shit off and make the most darkly ironic PSA ever?
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If professional nigger Danny Brown or professional drunk Gerrard Way gave a shit about the boy maybe they could do some reaching out. Rainbows at best, but it is what it is, toobz.
 
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Devious Dave said:
Im a retard but I always wanted to get into knife making its one of the big motivators for me to buy a house do you think it's possible to get into black smithing self taught?
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no one gives a fuck.

Devious Dave said:
Im pretty sure he watches some tranny black smith I think he said something about him having nice tits and the tranny got upset and responded to cobra
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stop double posting you retarded nigger.
 
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Potion_Time said:
The moment I click on it he's talking about underage girls and pedophilia. Why do I even bother?
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My friend recently got me into KCJFS and they donated to a shoutout and never got it.
But yea, I've considered a form of "Drinking Bingo" with them and a small group where we make bingo cards based on the shit he endlessly spirals about and seeing if we end up drunker than he does by the end of the stream. It's always him bitching about his "Dry Spell", giving "Advice" on how to date/fuck women, him complaining about his trolls or him bitching about his drinking and how he is DEFINITELY NOT AN ALCOHOLIC.
Plus side has been he's given me some new bullshit catchphrases, TWU
 
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cobras merch store is too much. there is some funny shit in there, but there's like 800 options. He should do limited runs of like 4-5 items for a month at a time with breaks in between
 
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Galeocerdo said:
My friend recently got me into KCJFS and they donated to a shoutout and never got it.
But yea, I've considered a form of "Drinking Bingo" with them and a small group where we make bingo cards based on the shit he endlessly spirals about and seeing if we end up drunker than he does by the end of the stream. It's always him bitching about his "Dry Spell", giving "Advice" on how to date/fuck women, him complaining about his trolls or him bitching about his drinking and how he is DEFINITELY NOT AN ALCOHOLIC.
Plus side has been he's given me some new bullshit catchphrases, TWU
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