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Yeah, it would be horrible. He'd just sleep a lot then sit on the couch and go "oh hell ya" to anything anyone said to him. I've love to hear him have to deal with TTS donations again, though.
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Cobes is so boring now no one is even bothering to keep up with him. I'll give a run down of what he's done the past few weeks.
1. Sat in bug chair
2. said dumb shit
3. drank beer
4. ate food sometimes
ur all caught up farmers
1. Sat in bug chair
2. said dumb shit
3. drank beer
4. ate food sometimes
ur all caught up farmers
HiveDull
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My cobra consumption has slowed down since Boggles has started to stream less. Putting him on as background noise doesn't even work anymore cause sometimes he'll just sit there and stare into the void.
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He's learned how to play the paypiggie game, doesnt need to stream unless he needs a quick cash infusion
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I’m gonna smoke a cigar to celebrate the cobra coils boxset arriving. Drink enough Bloody Cobras to get myself into an incoherent stupor, prepare by not showering for a couple of days in advance. The full Cobra Cultist initiation.
XXXG-01H
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That is legitimately terrifying. He looks like a bloated, half Asian serial killer.
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You forgot uploading shorts of Puff, trole.Cobes is so boring now no one is even bothering to keep up with him. I'll give a run down of what he's done the past few weeks.
1. Sat in bug chair
2. said dumb shit
3. drank beer
4. ate food sometimes
ur all caught up farmers
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- Aug 20, 2022
Has he done that lately. The last few livestreams people have been asking for Puff and he always says he's sleeping. We're talking about like hour long livestreams hours apart too, and Puff apparantley was always sleeping.
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This HAS to be the year at least one of those bad boys falls out right? I can't believe they're still holding on, it almost makes me want to praise cobras magic for real.
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Imagine the glory if it happened live on stream
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...and a whole lot of duster I heard?Cobes is so boring now no one is even bothering to keep up with him. I'll give a run down of what he's done the past few weeks.
1. Sat in bug chair
2. said dumb shit
3. drank beer
4. ate food sometimes
ur all caught up farmers
- Joined
- Oct 28, 2014
Cobes talks about appearing on fishtank in the very beginning, says he would need someone to watch Puff. Then says his parents would agree to watch puff. Says he'll do it, but at this point who fucking knows if he actually will. I doubt it.
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Hopefully he does, because he honestly needs strong dose of reality, this guy is so separated from society and reality that watching him quickly drive everyone away will be quite funny.
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This new Unit 731 film looks really dark.
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- Oct 28, 2014
It would be fucking amazing if he does it.
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Sam Hyde can't he that stupid as to think Cobra would actually follow through.
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I agree but I see it being really short lived. A week of him not bathing or keeping hygienic in general is going to make people avoid him like the plague. The second alcohol gets involved and he starts ranting about anything is when people will really get he's isn't an autistic spas like they are. God forbid they throw alcohol at this tard, because he will rant an rave on all his usual shit, and if any of these people decide to call him out on his shit, he'll either get confrontational or passively agree. I'd honestly say it would be 25/75, but with how unhinged he's become I'm going 50/50.
Edit: Imagine Hyde coming in, telling him that he can only stay if he starts showering every day, and the boglim actual starts showering! Papa nips would surely be on suicide watch, if he's actually paying attention to the program.
Buck Futter
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umm... Cobes has been alcohol dependent for years, if he doesn't drink he'll probably get sick
HiveDull
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Would Cobes have to go through an airport to get to the fishtank location? If so, do you think he can handle being on a plane for X hours?
I'd kill to see M'lord navigate an airport. You 100% know he's gonna be carrying his wand for defense and get it taken away by TSA.
I'd kill to see M'lord navigate an airport. You 100% know he's gonna be carrying his wand for defense and get it taken away by TSA.
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Well, hopefully that'll be his wake up call. I also, don't think he's that bad, honestly. If he was really bad, then when he spent a night in jail he would have had to get medical help in the jail.
Personal Anecdote: When I was in a detox clinic one of thenpatients was a cook that drank a half gallon every night for years. First day he hardly ate at all, that night he had to get taken out on a stretcher because he started seeing ahit and throwing up profusely in his room.
He's not that bad. Him being retarded and drinking is like a double whammy, and he never eats very much either so the empty stomach makes him get sloshed off a 5th super quick. Honestly, the worst I see is him just being in a pissy mood and isolating himself, which is what he does anyway. his last couple of streams he was saying he hadn't had a drink for a 2 days, because he's broke and why he went live anyway. If we're going by his word, he showed no signs of DTs. Atleast, I didn't notice any.