Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cobes' physiognomy really is one of a kind tbh View attachment 5114890View attachment 5114892 Hey, TROLE. He may be bald but at least it's long... long enough to headbang... bang your mom! Radioactive neurologist in this bitch.

If he did go on fishtank, the best part would be the metal detector at the airport. "Not everyone is born knowing you can't take a hunting knife on a plane. How was I supposed to know my spikes would set off a metal detector?".

When they told him he couldn't bring bottles on the plane he'd try to chug them all right then irregardless of how large the bottles he was carrying were.

Probably start crying, threaten the stewardess, start an hero baiting(or just "bate'n"). The possibilities are really endless. The Cobes show starts the instant he exits his abode("hole". I mean "hole". The proper etymology for a cobra domicile is "hole".) As soon as he exits his "hole".
 
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Imagine the scene. Chilling poolside in your clocktower mansion. A harem of of age goth girls who have provided written consent for all sexual activity attend to your every request, cobra cultist security surround the premises guarding against sickos and trolls, Cobras Cantina plays on the soundsystem as a fine of age waitress brings you a goblet of cobras mist and offers you a boob shot. After sending her on her way, Danny Brown passes you a blunt and you check into the chat on your livestream, trolls absolutely seething as they send you money whilst you control there sad lives.

Later that day a representive for Bud Lite promises to make you the face of their brand if you provide them with a circle of protection to undo the damage done by Dylan Mulvaney. You tell them it’ll have to wait because you have a lecture to deliver on gender relations that’ll end sickos once and for all. You overhear the hot bud lite chick comment on how good you smelled as she walks away.

Why haven’t you taken the bogpill yet?
 
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We need a proof of life for Puff the Beardie Dragon. I'm worried he/she died of neglect. Josh is not able to look after his own needs there is no way he is looking after Puff.
 
Dude Rabbits said:
We need a proof of life for Puff the Beardie Dragon. I'm worried he/she died of neglect. Josh is not able to look after his own needs there is no way he is looking after Puff.
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Sadly bearded dragons are apparently quite hardy. A kind farmer linked the first video of this playlist a couple of pages back - fair warning, while the lizard visually doesn't appear super neglected to untrained eyes like mine, it's very difficult to watch the first couple of vids. The beardie does appear to recover fully by the end of it.
 
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Bogliacci said:

Cobes talks about appearing on fishtank in the very beginning, says he would need someone to watch Puff. Then says his parents would agree to watch puff. Says he'll do it, but at this point who fucking knows if he actually will. I doubt it.
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I don’t think anyone’s mentioned this but trapped (the guy who made the gothic king cobra documentary) actually used to an MDE editor. Sam’s probably been aware of cobra for awhile. It would be amazing for him to go on but I doubt he actually will.
 
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I don’t think anyone’s mentioned this but trapped (the guy who made the gothic king cobra documentary) actually used to an MDE editor. Sam’s probably been aware of cobra for awhile. It would be amazing for him to go on but I doubt he actually will.
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I don't have a link but Sam Hyde made a quick shoutout video to KingCobraJFS many years ago. He was holding two lighters and wearing a stupid hat.
 
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Bogliacci said:

Cobes confirms that the internet retard was there for new documentary. We can only hope it's something worth while.
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I'd give Clint the benefit of the doubt and assume that the hug emoji is for that last bit where he says that his family loves him. But if that's not the case, I'd say that even he knows that there's really nothing he can do for his son and that there's no hope for him.
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Clunt is just waiting for the boy to die.
 
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Im trying to figure out what the fuck he even said in it that was hate speech, it seemed perfectly safe when I listened to it while working.

Edit: It's back lol. NOTHIN STICKS TO SLICK COBES!
 
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