Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Edit: Putting him in Fish Tank would be a terrible idea. He's far too comfortable with his solitary lifestyle and putting him in a communal house would be too much for him. I'd be amazed if he lasted two episodes before he had some kind of mental breakdown

He could have handled it ten years ago I reckon. Now they’d just have to put him into his own room to ramble about trolls and sickos with people dropping in occasionally. Which we get to see him do already anyway.
 
Cobras are solitary creatures that only interact to mate. The concept of fish tank with M'Lord is so out of the question for him.
Just put him in a house with cameras. It'll be an upgrade of what he does now since we'll get more angles to watch him from. Personally speaking, I wanna see how he navigates his kitchen while he cooks his food.
 
Cobras are solitary creatures that only interact to mate. The concept of fish tank with M'Lord is so out of the question for him.
Just put him in a house with cameras. It'll be an upgrade of what he does now since we'll get more angles to watch him from. Personally speaking, I wanna see how he navigates his kitchen while he cooks his food.
Do you think he even realizes that he was saying yes to going on multiple times even when he had no intention to? It's just autopilot, nothin goin on up there.
 
I don't know what some of you guys are talking about, Cobra would be amazing on something like Fishtank. Cobra has been the center of attention (in his own world) for a long long time, all of a sudden there's other weirdos and things happening that don't involve him and it might drive him nuts. He also has to listen to TTS blaring at him constantly so if he's hiding in a room you can hear trolls yell at him in real time in a way he can't ignore. The fish also have to cook for themselves so we can watch the ding dong cook in real time and feed it to other people. Not to mention that he'd get into weird shouting matches in person.

At the very least it would be something different. Even if it was watching show runners try to wrangle him into not fucking things up that would be great. Can Sam Hyde and his crew manage to do the impossible and get Josh Saunders do anything but sit and complain all day? Who knows?

I'm all for it.
 
"I don't need alcohol to entertain mysel-"
"stay inside, no booze"
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I don't know what some of you guys are talking about, Cobra would be amazing on something like Fishtank. Cobra has been the center of attention (in his own world) for a long long time, all of a sudden there's other weirdos and things happening that don't involve him and it might drive him nuts. He also has to listen to TTS blaring at him constantly so if he's hiding in a room you can hear trolls yell at him in real time in a way he can't ignore. The fish also have to cook for themselves so we can watch the ding dong cook in real time and feed it to other people. Not to mention that he'd get into weird shouting matches in person.

At the very least it would be something different. Even if it was watching show runners try to wrangle him into not fucking things up that would be great. Can Sam Hyde and his crew manage to do the impossible and get Josh Saunders do anything but sit and complain all day? Who knows?

I'm all for it.
I know it would take a miracle and some very powerful spells for cobes to get on the next fishtank but I really hope it happens. I think it actually would be good for him also despite the trolling, talking to actual people instead of his monitor.
 
For Cobes to get on fish tank it would require him flying out to Rhode Island and I can't see him being on a plane for that long. His need for booze, stench and tantrums would prevent him for going anywhere by plane.

If he DID manage to get on a plane I could see him getting way too drunk (he would pregame as much as he could in the airport bar) and would get blackout like he did in the car that day he got arrested.
 
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The second he's told about the "NO WEED" (and assuming no alcohol? Haven't watched the tank that much.) it will shut him out. Unless he pulls out his Cobeism delusions and goes on about how "This will actually help me toobz, I need to cut back." and "How cool it would be for X???", then 50 thought-loop rambles about all the autism that could happen.
 
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I don't think Cobies has to worry about outliving his support system. I don't think mouth rot or liver failure or wet brain or some drawn out thing will take him out either. He is going to accidentally kill himself with duster or, more likely, he'll choke on his own vomit in his sleep. Some accidental, low profile death that reflects his life. Meaningless and sad. Hopefully not, though. I'd love to see a 60 year old Cobra doing the same thing in the same chair. Totally bald on top with no teeth at all.
 
Its the one year anniversary of the foot rash! Still hasn't cleared up
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I think Schambergs disease is associated with alcoholism.

Heres what it looks like: http://www.dermatlas.net/atlas/imageinfo.cfm?image=239
The page doesnt allow right clicking and Im lazy so I dont want to fuck with it but that looks like what hes got.

Basically like your capillaries are leaky, but it tends to end up in the feet because of the amount of blood vessels at the surface there.
 
Do you think he even realizes that he was saying yes to going on multiple times even when he had no intention to? It's just autopilot, nothin goin on up there.
Cobes only thinks about the doritos locos taco from taco bell and hot, of-age, CIS-gendered, big-tiddie, alive, non-related, and consenting Goth GF.

Its the one year anniversary of the foot rash! Still hasn't cleared up
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Can foot rash spread to other parts of his body or Puff? He 100% never bathes so I would assume that his sausage fingers might be spreading the fungus.
 
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