Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Farms was down, but have this blessed screencap of Cobes.

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More confirmation that Cobes just says shit to the paypiggies and never follows though, "Yeah give me a call" regarding Jet Neptune's donation to try and get him on Shark Tank.
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Cobes would never join fishtank. He has all he needs in his Cobra Den. Why would he ever need to leave? He must be able to taste the decay, right? I mean, he should be able to smell the bile whenever he opens his carp mouth up.
I missed you cool cobras, glad we're back.
I kept seeing him replying to comments about this. I would imagine people have to understand, by this point, that he does not want to leave that room. I figure maybe they think he'll be good Lolcow material, being mixed in with those other nut jobs, but those guys aren't on the nut job level that he is. The people in that house just look a bit socially inept, but functional.

Cobra is like completely delusional and out there, at least at this point. Him keeping himself in that room for as long as he has has honestly made him lose touch. Hell, even before, when Cobes was much younger Clint himself said he would have to fight with Josh to make him keep up with his hygiene. He isn't going to change for any of those people in there, then they'll bitch to Sam, Sam with bitch a Cobra, and then Josh won't do shit. I'd give him 2 weeks, maximum, before he gets told to leave.

I've seen people tell him he can get paid handsomely for being on the show to. I don't get that reasoning either, if he lasts longer than 2 weeks, it's only a matter of time before that well dries up. I guess the first couple of weeks would be interesting to watch, but even then I don't think there'll be many laughs. If any of these people talk to him for a couple hours, God forbid alcohol is involved, them they'll probably try avoiding him at all costs. Edit: Another thing I thought about. how's he going to get there? Either papa nips takes him, or someone from Sam's crew meets him and gets him there. Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the person meeting him sees him as a red flag and decides to opt out of the idea.

Who knows. I can see Sam and his crew looking at him for a few days and thinking his dude is perfect, but the small amount of what we've seen for years probably pails in comparison to someone being tethered to him for 24 hours.
 
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