Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I've had a thought while watching this documentary. Do you guys think part of why Josh door dashes everything isn't just because he's lazy, but he's also potentially worried about confrontations like being trespassed?
I'd lean towards convenience. I don't think he has the brainpower left to comprehend things like him being an obnoxious fuck when drunk lead to him being banned from places. In that septic tank he has for a noggin it's always the damn troles fault.
 
Well I give them credit 2 and a half hours is a hell of a lot compared to the others.
 
I don’t really get what the point of this documentary is. There’s already enough videos going over the history of Josh. The trapped documentary already does a perfect job going through the life of Josh. The difference is that trapped is actually an extremely talented filmmaker (side note if you liked the trapped documentary you should watch the other one he made it’s super underrated and is even better than the cobra one.) It just seems Like he’s clout chasing.
 
I'm guessing this is when he got tresspassed from Albertsons for being too drunk to buy alcohol and then causing a scene:
Of course Josh lied about the trolls causing it.
I dont know why people think he was trespassed. He was refused service at the alcohol counter because he smelled like booze and he got whiney, nothing to indicate he was banned. That doesn't even mean he was refused service at the regular checkouts either. Just buying booze when he's drunk and smelling like liquor.
 
Well I give them credit 2 and a half hours is a hell of a lot compared to the others.
This dude's entire shtick is making long videos, so that's in character.

However he does almost exclusively videogame crap, I don't how receptive his audience that sat through a 7 hour video about the entire Silent Hill series is going to be to a piece about some gross boglim creature.

Idk what drove this decision, but from what I've seen his videos are usually about 90% a beat for beat rehash of the plot of whatever he's talking about, so I wouldn't expect anything groundbreaking.
 
This dude's entire schtick is making long videos, so that's in character.

However he does almost exclusively videogame crap, I don't how receptive his audience that sat through a 7 hour video about the entire Silent Hill series is going to be to a piece about some gross boglim creature.

Idk what drove this decision, but from what I've seen his videos are usually about 75% a beat for beat rehash of the plot of whatever he's talking about, so I wouldn't expect anything groundbreaking.
I can't imagine what the fuck is in here for 2 and a half hours, so I'm guessing there's a lot of filler. Wont be able to watching until tomorrow morning that's when Ill form my final opinion I guess.
 
I dont know why people think he was trespassed. He was refused service at the alcohol counter because he smelled like booze and he got whiney, nothing to indicate he was banned. That doesn't even mean he was refused service at the regular checkouts either. Just buying booze when he's drunk and smelling like liquor.
It's a much more likely reason that he would be trespassed than the trolls causing it as he claimed.
 
It just seems Like he’s clout chasing
This would be a good guess if not for the fact that he's already larger than Cobra, probably larger than the wider interest in Cobra, and Cobra probably has zero overlap with his audience. I just can't even imagine what clout there would be to gain here, it's very strange the more you think about it. It's like he wants to make his own version of the iDubbbz Airsoftfatty doc for some reason. That, or he actually has a genuine interest and doesn't realize that his primarily video game based audience probably doesn't give a shit. Latter possibility seems unlikely though.
 
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It's a much more likely reason that he would be trespassed than the trolls causing it as he claimed.
Like I said I have yet to see any evidence that he was trespassed beyond simply being refused service at the booze counter that day.
Im autistic actually lmfao they say it in the doc, my bad @D_Tractor

On the doc, they fucking interviewed the mayor. Highly autistic. Also mayor's a damn libtard.
 
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Im not watching a 2.5 hour documentary but arms crossed Cobes has some critiques. Cobes is in fact NOT dumb and NOT an arrogant self absorbed prick that gets bullied all the time. He also does NOT threaten people, chicks say he smells good, his TV stand is NOT dusty, and he is NOT gross.
 
He only feeds Puff every 3 days. Adult beardies should be fed once a day.
Did anyone hear what intrusive thought he whispered at 21:15?

Daddy dearest still makes his Juans for him confirmed.

"chilli con Cardi"

Listening to him eat with his mouth open with a quality microphone is bone chilling.

1:36:01 He has 2 younger half sisters and is close to 2 of them but the other one he hasn't seen in years. Does he have another half sister via his biological mother or a stepsister via Tanis?

He still wants to start a toy company (I assume making q tip shooting guns that another company already makes)

"I got this retard strength"

He pulled out his phone to read spam from Grondike Soap out loud during the interview and to yell at trolls via speech to text.

claims he is not currently huffing duster. He doesn't think its dangerous because he inhaled a can and a half in one day and didn't die.

He watches TV shows but only cartoons.

Who's the Hazziibabii girl they talked to near the end?
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This would be a good guess if not for the fact that he's already larger than Cobra, probably larger than the wider interest in Cobra, and Cobra probably has zero overlap with his audience. I just can't even imagine what clout there would be to gain here, it's very strange the more you think about it. It's like he wants to make his own version of the iDubbbz Airsoftfatty doc for some reason. That, or he actually has a genuine interest and doesn't realize that his primarily video game based audience probably doesn't give a shit. Latter possibility seems unlikely though.
It’s definitely inspired by that Idubbz documentary. The editing style and speaking to the camera in front of wall to commentate it is definitely similar (not that it was very original to begin with.) The trapped documentary was much more Cinema Verite with no commentary which made it a much better character study. Clout chasing isn’t the right word but it was definitely made to expand the guys channel. The cooking was funny as always and the darfliny was cool but the Josh interview was too soft and just kind of boring. Overall I’d give it a 6.5/10. Maybe people would enjoy it more if you were someone new to cobra.
 
Documentary wasn't bad for what it was. If anything it was good to see Cobes out of his bubble like old times.

I wish he pushed a little more on some of the answers Cobes gave. He broached some of harder topics, but when Josh gave the same delusional response we always hear the interviewer just moved on. You almost need a Louis Theroux type interviewer who can push enough and lead people to see their hypocrisies.

It's much better than "Now it's a Party!" but still no where near the original Trappped documentary. Trappped was lighting in a bottle though. It was early enough where Josh was coherent and wasn't doing everything to protect his ego.
 
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