Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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while I half agree with the comments, i guess what my question is... "what more can josh do?" josh doesn't go outside, he does want he wants and how he pleases. while i don't agree with bringing liquor to an alcoholic, i feel like that's one of the few ways to get into this retard's heart.

i'm interested to speak with snout187 on how he thinks it "ruined making documentaries for josh" as if yourfavoriteson did some evil shit in the documentary. i will say "is it long, boring, and doesn't add anything to the conversation?" of course! however, if i was a new fan, i'd think it's alright.

I wish he pushed a little more on some of the answers Cobes gave. He broached some of harder topics, but when Josh gave the same delusional response we always hear the interviewer just moved on. You almost need a Louis Theroux type interviewer who can push enough and lead people to see their hypocrisies.
to be fair, i feel like he knew he wasn't gonna get anywhere with josh wanting to answer the "hard" questions. unless he's open to it or has some 800+ IQ way of getting josh to answer the question YFS wants him to answer, josh won't answer it. yeah, you can be assertive but i think it would more likely get him to shut down.

1:36:01 He has 2 younger half sisters and is close to 2 of them but the other one he hasn't seen in years. Does he have another half sister via his biological mother or a stepsister via Tanis?
if im not mistaken, please correct me if im wrong but i think josh has one half sister, then the rest are children from his stepmom. i remember seeing this detail in a reddit post or some old video i've watched.

claims he is not currently huffing duster. He doesn't think its dangerous because he inhaled a can and a half in one day and didn't die.
well yeah, there was one time i drank a whole bottle of whiskey and i didn't die that night so i should be able to keep drinking
Im not watching a 2.5 hour documentary but arms crossed Cobes has some critiques. Cobes is in fact NOT dumb and NOT an arrogant self absorbed prick that gets bullied all the time. He also does NOT threaten people, chicks say he smells good, his TV stand is NOT dusty, and he is NOT gross.
in my personal opinion, not worth the time to waste but eh. it's very mid
Did Cobes get paid for this film? If so, how much do you think he got paid? Was his payment just alcohol, ciggies, and food?

IIRC, he got paid for the first two documentaries, right?
i would assume he got paid in liquor, ciggies, and other shit that josh couldn't live without

EDIT: just finished up watching the conclusions from the YFS documentary, and I can answer those questions for you if you happen to lurk on the KiwiFarms.

"why does josh reject every opportunity given to him?" because josh knows everything and anything. he rejects any bit of critique his way. "josh you should show" "nah dood, i use my tactical soap to get the ladys haha yesssssth". josh is stuck in his loop, and he's okay with that. i think josh is fine with where he's at, drinking himself to death, making disgusting food and drink combos. he's gotten so accustomed to his lifestyle, why would he change? the internet babysits him, he drinks all day, and just watches YouTube videos. normal people would've had hobbies, a real job, or atleast go outside more than once a month. but josh isn't normal, he's a retard.

"it seems like josh doesn't like doing youtube anymore, almost like he only does it when he wants food or alcohol" yeah, almost right? even for a retard, if you do the same thing for YEARS, you get sick of it and look at it as a job. however, doing what josh does is literally the easiest thing you can do. he sits there, gets drunk, repeats right wing opinions mixed with hippie socialism and gets free money sent to his bank account.

"where did this come from, how did it start?" i think it started not long after he got kicked out of the first apartment and probably after he lost his job. granted, a good bit of it was his fault. however, when you are josh and have limited capabilites, you can only do so much. his old town was next to everything and everyone, he's too retarded to get a real job or find a way to get a side hustle that doesn't require him months to make wands.

"why doesn't josh capitalize on his fame" because he's a retard
 
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So the doc was meh at best. It showed Josh being more lively when out and with people which is good for him, but then any good it was doing for him was ruined by him getting completely shit faced.

The rest of the doc was merely a normal Cobes stream or cooking video with better angles and audio.
 
Just watched the boglim chronicles video where he shows a few clips from this new documentary
These guys seem like total faggots I haven't seen the documentary but it seems like reddit fags filmed him and pretended to be his friend for a day just so they could turn around and shit on him
Hope they get the hate and harassment they deserve
 
Just watched the boglim chronicles video where he shows a few clips from this new documentary
These guys seem like total faggots I haven't seen the documentary but it seems like reddit fags filmed him and pretended to be his friend for a day just so they could turn around and shit on him
Hope they get the hate and harassment they deserve
Nah, they took him out to the bars and paid for his meals and drinks while he treated them with contempt and wasted their time. They got punished plenty for what amounts to very little interesting or new footage.

There was a really interesting spot in the doc where he nearly got arrested again because he forgot he was banned from Albertsons and they called the cops on him.
 
faggots I haven't seen the documentary but it seems like reddit fags filmed him and pretended to be his friend for a day just so they could turn around and shit on him
Finished watching it last night, I really don't think they're redditors. On the contrary I think the redditors might light this kid up because he brought Josh alcohol and didn't shit on Josh enough.
The doc itself is more for the kid who made it rather than being a doc about Josh. He keeps talking about his feelings and why he watches Cobra rather than crafting an interview or narrative. It's like a video diary of a vacation with an alcoholic relative.
The t-shirts and posters he's selling for the doc are dumb though. Wouldn't want to meet somebody wearing it.
 
Something I noticed is each Kingcobrajfs documentary that comes out is longer than the last. The Trapped one which everyone agrees is next to perfect was just over an hour, the mediocre Now it's a Party! was just under 2 and now this new one is almost 3 hours long. Trim the fucking fat man. I love Cobes and love documentaries but there is zero reason why a documentary on Josh should be this long.
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Something I noticed is each Kingcobrajfs documentary that comes out is longer than the last. The Trapped one which everyone agrees is next to perfect was just over an hour, the mediocre Now it's a Party! was just under 2 and now this new one is almost 3 hours long. Trim the fucking fat man. I love Cobes and love documentaries but there is zero reason why a documentary on Josh should be this long.
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even if the fat was trimmed, it's not like it added much to the lore anyway. just taking josh out and doing outside things
 
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I love the fact that diva Josh made these stupid "filmmakers" wait for 2 hours so he could get dressed for the bar

And you know it's not like he was showering, he spent an hour doing sharpie eyeliner just to alpha flex on these tards
Calling them up after an hour to tell them it'll be a while because his nails are drying was such a power move. Absolute goth dominance on display. Wait outside for Lord King Cobra like dogs. Know your place.
 
even if the fat was trimmed, it's not like it added much to the lore anyway. just taking josh out and doing outside things
They aren't even really documentaries' at this point. It's "We took Josh to a few bars and got him drunk watch him repeat the same shit he says in his videos and be autistic"
 
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