Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The Bog Champ

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Uh Oh Stinky said:
My favorite is when he salts and butters his bacon before slathering on the crushed Doritos. Truly a culinary mastermind.
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Don't forget dumping an entire thing of his current favourite creator-merch seasoning onto every single thing he puts into his bog slop. I'll readily admit I have an unhealthy relationship with paprika and garlic, but seeing Cobes using more than a tablespoon full of cajun spice per protein makes my tastebuds scream in agony.
There's also a high chance all of his seasoning mixes have salt in them, add the bacon (I don't know how salty American bacon is but I imagine Cobes buys the cheapest kind which tend to be higher in salt in my experience) and then whatever is left in his grease stockpile. THAT'S A LOTTA SALT.

Cobes is finally beginning to bloat, TMDWU.

Dude Rabbits said:
His teeth are orange stubs. :o
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A shame he isn't a beaver, their teeth keep growing their entire lives + they're orange.
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Lack of moisture is actually one of the most vicious accelerants of tooth decay and since his top teeth along the gumline are vastly more decayed than his bottom I imagine that's a huge factor. We already know he snores like a chainsaw, he probably passes out drunk. Sleeps with his mouth open and dries out his front top teeth. All the bacteria he leaves on from not brushing now have free reign. Now that his enamel is gone and we're just left with dentine his teeth are assuredly unsaveable. He could get implants but Clint's not going to spring for that nor I imagine a dentist would recommend that with his history of tooth care. Next time Clint makes him go to the dentist those suckers are getting pulled and he's going to get fitted for what is assuredly going to become the most neglected and disgusting set of partial dentures imaginable.
 
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mars said:
Lack of moisture is actually one of the most vicious accelerants of tooth decay and since his top teeth along the gumline are vastly more decayed than his bottom I imagine that's a huge factor. We already know he snores like a chainsaw, he probably passes out drunk. Sleeps with his mouth open and dries out his front top teeth. All the bacteria he leaves on from not brushing now have free reign. Now that his enamel is gone and we're just left with dentine his teeth are assuredly unsaveable. He could get implants but Clint's not going to spring for that nor I imagine a dentist would recommend that with his history of tooth care. Next time Clint makes him go to the dentist those suckers are getting pulled and he's going to get fitted for what is assuredly going to become the most neglected and disgusting set of partial dentures imaginable.
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Oh, if he gets dentures, they will be absolutly rancid and his mouth health will not improve.

Plaque and tartar(calculus) can just as easily grow on dentures as they do on real teeth. He may not get the pityed cavity holes a real tooth would get, but he is going to have layers of filth ontop and under the dentures, which will continue to exacerbate his peridontal issues.

Its also important he gets "something" wether its implants or dentures so he can continue the mechanical action of chewing and put stress and pressure on his jawbone under the gums.

The jawbone where the teeth sit is a use it or loose it boney tissue. If the body doesnt sense pressure in that area, it reasorbs the bone and it leads to that fragile, sunkin in, old man mouth.

I can see cobes totaly not willing to put in the effort to keep his dentures clean and maintain them, and forgoe wearing them in favor of eatkng super soft mushy foods, qnd loosing all his jaw bone and looking like a 102 year old man
 
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SpiceyHuman said:
Oh, if he gets dentures, they will be absolutly rancid and his mouth health will not improve.

Plaque and tartar(calculus) can just as easily grow on dentures as they do on real teeth. He may not get the pityed cavity holes a real tooth would get, but he is going to have layers of filth ontop and under the dentures, which will continue to exacerbate his peridontal issues.

Its also important he gets "something" wether its implants or dentures so he can continue the mechanical action of chewing and put stress and pressure on his jawbone under the gums.

The jawbone where the teeth sit is a use it or loose it boney tissue. If the body doesnt sense pressure in that area, it reasorbs the bone and it leads to that fragile, sunkin in, old man mouth.

I can see cobes totaly not willing to put in the effort to keep his dentures clean and maintain them, and forgoe wearing them in favor of eatkng super soft mushy foods, qnd loosing all his jaw bone and looking like a 102 year old man
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Betting he'd also just keep the dentures in 24/7 to pretend like he has a mouth full of teeth, like how he wears the hat to pretend he has long flowing ozzy hair.
 
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mars said:
Next time Clint makes him go to the dentist those suckers are getting pulled and he's going to get fitted for what is assuredly going to become the most neglected and disgusting set of partial dentures imaginable.
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Can't wait for him to crunch down on one of his bogrrito abominations if that happens

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Negev said:
watching his newer stuff is always interesting because despite the fact that he does nothing but sit there, drink and huff air duster he really truly believes that he will still achieve all his dreams,. He really thinks that he is just days away from getting everything he wants, but I am honestly expecting him to eat it before anything close to that happens, especially now that he is doing air duster.
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to be fair though, he's been saying the same shit since the old apartment. however, i will agree with you that seeing josh drunk out of his mind talking about "you know, you fuckin faggot trolls will see me one day. im gonna have a hot of age cisgendered non related goth girlfriend with children in a clock tower mansion. my youtube trulls are jus jealous".

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Can't wait for him to crunch down on one of his bogrrito abominations if that happens

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i can only imagine what his mouth smells like
 
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Good god, how many teaspoons of kratom is in that glass?

I use it here and there for back pain. I have a pretty good idea on how thick/dark a mixture is by how many teaspoons and he easily has 6 or 7 in that glass. I dont know how he is able to stay upright.

Edit: to reiterate the point, I really do think he has added much more powder to his glass off camera. Look at the glass where his pinky and ring finger is touching. Do you see that line of separation in the fluid? There is a greener, murkier segment under, and a plain dark section towards the top. That murky green is the powdered kratom settling down towards the bottom and the top part is the water . He has a tremendous amout of powdered kratom in that glass. The reason he "swirls" the glass before he sips on it is not to look like a sophisticated goth bad boy. Its to remix the kratom with the water so he gets an even high as he drinks it.
 
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