Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Lesbian Sleepover said:
king cobra seems especially distracted today.. he seems really triggered about this thing and he's gone live right now trying to compete with it.. I'm really curious what happened today. Somebody ruffled his feathers and and/or rustled his Jimmy's pretty badly
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I wonder if issues with him and the neighbors are escalating.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
I wonder if issues with him and the neighbors are escalating.
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Well, let's look at it this way; Cunty Courtney and Co™ are all still GrubHub'ing and Door-Dashing shit to the wrong apt

All he can do is dox himself now so that piece stops. I'm also willing to bet that yeah, things aren't maybe heating up but are not cooling off. Also, since he (Josh) is powerless to stop le paypigs, he's in double-Dutch.

I think last night was more because of the BiteSize vidya premier of the Director's Cut of Gothic Dee. He was trying to distract from that as his stream ended immedjiately.

I follow the rules of the farms... A long time ago a version of me ran one of the original YouTube channels to remix his shit. People enjoyed it and we all moved on. The last couple of years, the rise of youtube react-culture has exacerbated his situation. He has no control now. I'm willing to wager Clint also had to give him a 'what-to'
 
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Dick Pooman said:
As gross as the food was, it wasn't even a cooking video. Unless he re-edits it like he said he was going to, you didn't even see him make it. It was 5 minutes of him eating it in a disinterested way, and then 20 minutes of him shredding guitar and doing a gender relations rant. The thumbnail is pretty much all you needed to see for this one.
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Fair enough. I live a cobra cooking video but I would have felt tipped off I think. I'm hoping he decides to do more stand up instead of video responses. I take 50 how about airplane food jokes over another terrence pop reaction.
Lesbian Sleepover said:
Well, let's look at it this way; Cunty Courtney and Co™ are all still GrubHub'ing and Door-Dashing shit to the wrong apt

All he can do is dox himself now so that piece stops. I'm also willing to bet that yeah, things aren't maybe heating up but are not cooling off. Also, since he (Josh) is powerless to stop le paypigs, he's in double-Dutch.

I think last night was more because of the BiteSize vidya premier of the Director's Cut of Gothic Dee. He was trying to distract from that as his stream ended immedjiately.

I follow the rules of the farms... A long time ago a version of me ran one of the original YouTube channels to remix his shit. People enjoyed it and we all moved on. The last couple of years, the rise of youtube react-culture has exacerbated his situation. He has no control now. I'm willing to wager Clint also had to give him a 'what-to'
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I often think reaction channels can learn a lot from coves. He will play a 15 minute video and end up with a 4 hour stream. If you look at some of the haydur nation reactions they film themselves saying fuck all while reacting to chantal it Amber Lynn. Kobes is surprisingly a great reaction channel in comparison
 
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The only reason to check out the Cobe's subreddit is for the art, these are awesome
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Cobes has a laughing fit :lol:
 
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Lenin Lime posted an edit of the deleted pizza stream:

BCV has a full copy a full copy of the deleted pizza live stream:
Josh starts the video trying to play the riff to Ironman on his electric guitar | 2:12 stops playing guitar and goes to the kitchen to get some pizza | 2:40 shows off his customised sushi pigs feet pizza | 3:29 first bite | 4:30 Josh lifts up his legs so he doesn't drop the pizza on the pizza stone | 7:18 pizza back into the kitchen and gets one last slice | 7:40 a mans morals - protect women and children | 8:10 this is a weird food hack | 9:00 "gothic pizza, puke incoming" it's good pizza, won't be puking | 11:10 Josh says "seriously fuck sick fucks" and says he would kill child molesters and rapists if he could get away with it | 12:30 pizza box falls off his chair and says it was his chi | 13:00 the only reason why we don't hurt 'the sick fucks' is because it's illegal | 14:20 blocking the trolls who send him stupid shit and downs the rest of his soda not a sponsor | 15:00 rapists should get the death penalty | 15:30 Josh is a decent guy, why do people fuck with him | 17:25 CBD bud in town, always nice | 18:00 Josh talks about his Facebook post about never having sex again to end rape | 20:30 looking at his phone | 21:18 kind cobra is a bad ass mother fucker and people can't handle it | 21:40 sleep better at night knowing he's a decent person | 22:30 start answering the phone boy! | 23:20 fuck with cobra because he's a sweet guy | 24:20 Josh has been casting dark spells against trolls and sick fucks and it will come to an end | 24:49 would rather chop his dick off then rape someone | 25:30 ranting about sick fucks and being trolled | 25:49 would rather shoot pedos instead a registry | 26:20 the right of age girl is out there for him, he's a YouTube celebrity and his trolls are nothing | 28:20 best place to pick ups chicks is at the bar | 29:10 hates sick fucks more than his trolls | 31:15 Josh wants some of age pussy but he has wait patiently and says his trolls don't ever get laid | 32:00 Josh has had sex with enough girls before he's 30 | 32:50 we gotta stop online bullying man | 32:59 Josh whispers to him and pretends to throw up when talking about sick fucks | 34:10 chomos and rapists are worse than the pizza he made | 35:00 big sigh | 35:40 problems with his livestream | 37:10 Josh ignores the sick fuck comments and says he's going to delete the livestream because he doesn't want to give his trolls attention

BCV did a follow up stream on the Gothic Dee saga,:

Stream from yesterday:
Start:
Drinking with Darfliny. Stimulus checks coming next week and legal weed coming soon to Wyoming. TMDWU
2:26:
Gets a troll call and troll texts. Reads fan text. Working on making some cans for Darfliny to smelt.
6:10:
Block and delete trolls who call him a rapist. Troll rant.
7:40:
Reads texts. Blocking and deleting troll texts. Puts the phone on airplane mode. Reads fan texts.
9:50:
Stimulus checks and legal weed TMDWU. Darfliny says its snowing
13:17:
Plays a song he thinks is really good. No copyright infringement intended. Makes a joke about making a copyright strike tshirt.
19:00:
Very excited about legal weed in Wyoming. Talks about his weed combination.
21:10:
Shows off his ozzy tshirt. Talks about the concert and his smoking weed in the clock tower song. Legal weed to help people with parkinsons disease.
24:55:
Zombie beer joke. Darfliny hasn't quit YouTube he has just been busy. Talks about love and vanity. Plays 2 of his songs.
29:55:
Rant about women complaining about men staring at their tits. Scenario of a woman sitting in a bus in a way that her boobs and pussy are comfortable and being accused of woman spreading. What? Shills tactical soap and beard oil.
35:00:
Darfliny makes an ass burgers joke. Back to shilling tactical soap. Kobes is changing things with his gender relations rants.
37:55:
Complaining about YouTube censoring him for dancing around in his cock holster. Talks about how he collects cans for Darfliny to smelt.
41:00:
People have nothing to complain about because they are giving out Stimulus checks when the economy is down. Rant about Mr potato head and Dr. Seuss being cancelled. Book club slut shaming Scenario. Kobes likes where's waldo. I'm a womaniser in my own special way. Kobes has a giggle fit about books.
46:44:
Kobes has proved he doesn't have a drinking problem. Rant about hypothetical extremists. Darfliny explains how you can tell the sex of a skeleton. Beer and cigarette name jokes. Foetal alcohol syndrome IPA lol.
54:00:
Beer can is goth as shit TWU. Nodding at nothing.

Here's the remaining January 2016 videos:
I have a twitter account 2016-01-27

This is a short video where Josh announces his new Twitter account he created to address a troll pretending to be him. This troll account is the source of the rumour that Josh had a pet goat. Josh admits that regardless of the false information on the account it is a pretty good fan page. This video also features some sweet lighter tricks | Absolute classic

Vocal Cover Video 2016-01-27

This is supposed to be a redemption video for Josh not doing so well in his last vocal video. | The first 52 minutes of this video are nearly unbearable vocal covers (start-52:00) | Josh does a cover of No One Like You by The Scorpions in which he stops several times. He's starting to lose his steam (52:25-58:20) | Cum on Feel the Noize by Quiet Riot, Josh has to take a break between lyrics and he's really struggling now (1:00:40) | Josh begins seriously cracking as he admits his singing is so bad he can hear it through the headphones (1:03:10) | Josh fucks up the song again (1:04:00) | Josh stops the song again and begins attempting Dani Filth shrieks that fail miserably (1:04:50-1:10:55) | Josh explains the trick to mastering his famous vocal shriek (1:10:55-1:12:15) | Josh picks back up on Cum on Feel the Noize, I forgot he wasn't finished (1:12:15) | Josh fucks up and rewinds the song (1:14:10) | "If you sit through an hour of this crap, you're actually a King Cobra fan." (1:14:15) | Josh fucks up and pauses the song AGAIN (1:15:15) | Josh gives up and doesn't finish the song, he's beyond frustrated at this point but doesn't want to end the video without smoking some tobacco (1:15:37) | Josh enjoys a smoke sesh and seems overall pleased with the bulk of his vocal covers (1:15:37-End) Amazing video slow burn classic

getting positive feed back from fans 2016-01-28
Josh opens this one up once again disappointed with himself for deleting his vocal cover video | Josh starts talking about a junior high bullying story (8:00-11:30) | The trolls don't get to me toobs, Gothic English lesson, hair talk (11:30-15:00) | Story about "this dude with this disease" (15:00-18:00) | Josh "gifts" one of is shitty songs to a fan as an MP3 (18:00) | Josh talks about how watching his own vocal covers makes him cringe (19:25) | Powerball lottery and dreamhouse talk (23:45-End) | Shit video

Vocal covers 2016-01-28

The video is 22 minutes long. Josh says he's going to sing two songs...sounds about right | He gets right into singing with this one | Between songs Josh says "after my song I need to have a word with you, YouTube." | Josh finishes off singing Damaged by Love by Tom Petty with a harrowing Dani Filth shriek (7:50) | Josh starts talking about a YouTube channel that made a video of Josh with dick on his face (10:00-12:00) | Josh describes the tattoo he's getting next. The cobra on this forearm. (13:20) | Out comes the fucking guitar (16:00) | The rest of the video is Josh shredding and belting out sweet Dani Filth shrieks like a beast. | Shit video
My thoughts on gun control 2016-01-30

Josh opens this one talking about performance issues he's having with his shotgun sling. Displaying a weird level of attention to detail that normally isnt present. | Cobe's starts talking tactical (3:00) | "I'm not some whack job with a gun you know. I may look like it with this eye liner but I'm goth..." (4:35) | Josh shows off his shotgun, and his new sling (10:40) | Whole lot of boring ranting on shotguns. Gun control. Politics... (30:00) | "Say hello to my little friend." (31:00) | Josh talking more about his cringy shotgun (40:00) | The home defence tactical BB gun comes out, with some sick home defence philosophy / scenario building (48:10) | "Guns aren't the problem. People are the problem." (51:55) | the rest of the video is just trash and him bullshitting about tattoos and guns. Shit vid
Can crush for 2000 plus subscribers 2016-01-31

Sweet can crush vid 2 minutes long. TWU

Celebrating 2000 subscribers 2016-01-31

Josh is in a good mood | Josh decides not to title his apartment video "Tour of Cobra's Lair" (2:30) | Josh talks about people trolling him for being bald, and about how his hair is growing back (5:40) | white monster review (11:20) | Religion rant (14:00) | Wine black and mild smoke/rant sesh for 2000 subs (15:00-27:00) | Smoke sesh continues with lottery and dreamhouse talk (27:50-End) Shit video badass smoke ring at (32:00) tho
Tour of my apartment 2016-01-31

Good apartment tour vid to use for an apartment evolution.
 
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Spasticus Autisticus said:
It's Wyoming, that's never going to happen.
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Ellesse_warrior said:
Stream from yesterday:
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Start:
Drinking with Darfliny. Stimulus checks coming next week and legal weed coming soon to Wyoming. TMDWU
2:26:
Gets a troll call and troll texts. Reads fan text. Working on making some cans for Darfliny to smelt.
6:10:
Block and delete trolls who call him a rapist. Troll rant.
7:40:
Reads texts. Blocking and deleting troll texts. Puts the phone on airplane mode. Reads fan texts.
9:50:
Stimulus checks and legal weed TMDWU. Darfliny says its snowing
13:17:
Plays a song he thinks is really good. No copyright infringement intended. Makes a joke about making a copyright strike tshirt.
19:00:
Very excited about legal weed in Wyoming. Talks about his weed combination.
21:10:
Shows off his ozzy tshirt. Talks about the concert and his smoking weed in the clock tower song. Legal weed to help people with parkinsons disease.
24:55:
Zombie beer joke. Darfliny hasn't quit YouTube he has just been busy. Talks about love and vanity. Plays 2 of his songs.
29:55:
Rant about women complaining about men staring at their tits. Scenario of a woman sitting in a bus in a way that her boobs and pussy are comfortable and being accused of woman spreading. What? Shills tactical soap and beard oil.
35:00:
Darfliny makes an ass burgers joke. Back to shilling tactical soap. Kobes is changing things with his gender relations rants.
37:55:
Complaining about YouTube censoring him for dancing around in his cock holster. Talks about how he collects cans for Darfliny to smelt.
41:00:
People have nothing to complain about because they are giving out Stimulus checks when the economy is down. Rant about Mr potato head and Dr. Seuss being cancelled. Book club slut shaming Scenario. Kobes likes where's waldo. I'm a womaniser in my own special way. Kobes has a giggle fit about books.
46:44:
Kobes has proved he doesn't have a drinking problem. Rant about hypothetical extremists. Darfliny explains how you can tell the sex of a skeleton. Beer and cigarette name jokes. Foetal alcohol syndrome IPA lol.
54:00:
Beer can is goth as shit TWU. Nodding at nothing.
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Queen Of The Harpies said:

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There have been decriminalization bills put forth for years before this that have all failed. Even the bill's sponsors don't think it's going to pass, and some of the representatives who voted for it in committee say they probably won't vote for it on the floor. Wyoming isn't Colorado, it's much more socially conservative and it's closer to Utah and Idaho in its culture.

www.wyomingnews.com

Marijuana legalization bill gains committee approval, heads to the House floor for debate

CHEYENNE – Wyoming is one of six states where marijuana remains fully illegal without any sort of decriminalization. But that could change in the near future, as state lawmakers advanced
www.wyomingnews.com www.wyomingnews.com
 
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Dick Pooman said:
This is the guy who did the "Do the Poot Poot" song from a few pages back. I'm pretty happy with how creative the fan content has been considering how many weens and A-logs that he's attracted since Covid started.
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It seems like his more "boring" nature drives away a lot of the lesser viewers, when they realize they (or someone) has to sit through 4 hours of him staring blankly into space in hopes of 20 seconds of gold, the less patient ones quickly fuck off.
 
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Barbarus said:
I am expecting him to get kicked out in the immediate now, The Misfit rejects ordering doordash to his neighbours along with Josh unable to help his screaming is going to do him in very fast.
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His neighbors are starting to complain to him so he could get in some shit soon
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
I really don't understand the purpose of getting him kicked out of his apartment again. Is it supposed to be funny?
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Same.
People are monsters. If they can have a little power over you, no matter what, they take their opportunity. Not all, but many do.
This current crop of doofuses don't understand "the long game" or the "story aspect" of what they are seeing. To them, all things are, "interactive".

Also, it doesn't help he streams for free. If people are going to fuck with him, there should be an exchange of cash for his "services"

Sadly, he will end up not in a group-home but instead, a HomeDepot/Lowes shed--converted into a CobraDen™ behind HomeDad Clint's house.
 
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Umaibae said:
Yup. That’s the one. I called him out once on being a newfag and a total idiot, and he exploded.

I don’t know where or why the new crowd of doxxing/poop touchers came in. I do agree with whomever said they are spillover from some other Internet retard sub that was banned. They’re going to cause the same thing to happen here.

It used to be the standard that you didn’t harass outsiders or leak addresses. But that was when the place was small.

The other Cobra follower I know left the sub for a completely different forum that also discusses him because of how autistic the sub became. Like, I’m pretty sure it was one of those tards I mentioned who posted the article about Josh’s sister’s feminist play. She’s not the cow. His sisters need to be left out of it. But, of course it turned into a HURR DURR FEMINISM STUPID PLAYS STUPID circlejerk of idiocy.

I will totally laugh at Clint when he injects himself into things, for his shitty art, for buying Josh a flatscreen and rewarding him for being a lazy and gross POS. But dragging the rest of the family, who does a good job of staying away from Josh’s online shit, is stupid.
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Dam guys, you made him purge his entire reddit account lol
 
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