Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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From what he's said it seems he recorded a food hack video on his phone and had retard technical issues getting it onto his computer, which caused a massive sperg out resulting in his neighbors complaining.
I'm amazed that it's taken this long for him to start having weekly confrontations with his neighbors.
 
From what he's said it seems he recorded a food hack video on his phone and had retard technical issues getting it onto his computer, which caused a massive sperg out resulting in his neighbors complaining.
He also had to end the stream right at 10 pm his time, but totally not because that's a curfew the landlord or Clint put on him because of this, but because it's the right thing to do and he would do it anyway. Then he belched loudly before saying "Fuck my temper" and killing the stream.
 
It appears he also stabbed and/or burned the throne.

Stolen from Reddit:

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He also had to end the stream right at 10 pm his time, but totally not because that's a curfew the landlord or Clint put on him because of this, but because it's the right thing to do and he would do it anyway. Then he belched loudly before saying "Fuck my temper" and killing the stream.
Josh doesn't understand consequences but does understand being told what to do. He's like a dog that way. If his tard wrangler says not to hit on underage girls he doesn't know why he shouldn't but he will say sorry and only focus on of age girls. When he got banned from the bar you could see it's been drilled into him to always apologize and always assume he's in the wrong. It's not that him understanding what he did was wrong, just to apologize and hope he doesn't get hit with the slipper this time.
 
Josh doesn't understand consequences but does understand being told what to do. He's like a dog that way. If his tard wrangler says not to hit on underage girls he doesn't know why he shouldn't but he will say sorry and only focus on of age girls. When he got banned from the bar you could see it's been drilled into him to always apologize and always assume he's in the wrong. It's not that him understanding what he did was wrong, just to apologize and hope he doesn't get hit with the slipper this time.
typical of most autists. ABA therapy exists for a reason.
 
here are the two i'm sorry streams. thanks to leddit


watching through right now, i'm guessing a neighbor told him to shut up earlier yesterday? considering he's home all week and streams almost everyday, i'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

"Even if I don't get a girlfriend, that's kinda beside the point, you gnomesaying? I need to control my temper for the sake of me, not because I want some of-age pussy." - smartest thing Cobra has said so far this year

Is there any reason to post in his chat? It's like Twitch and he doesn't respond to any of it.

sometimes cobes will look at chat but not too often at all, and he'll mostly just call out low effort trolls. he's replied to my questions a few times and he actually reads a lot faster than I thought he might. idk why but it's been extra retarded lately, especially yesterday. there are a few funny people but the spam and a-logging drowns that out. i don't think josh looked at chat once during the jelly belly stream and that was a fantastic stream.
 
sometimes cobes will look at chat but not too often at all, and he'll mostly just call out low effort trolls. he's replied to my questions a few times and he actually reads a lot faster than I thought he might. idk why but it's been extra retarded lately, especially yesterday. there are a few funny people but the spam and a-logging drowns that out. i don't think josh looked at chat once during the jelly belly stream and that was a fantastic stream.
Can't blame him. Cobes is the most relatable cow I've ever seen. Chatting to him around random weird shit would be pretty fun (as long as you can't smell him). It's a shame the chat cock blocks interacting with him or you could lead him down some interesting mystical history. Cobra and Fae folk lore would be pretty bad ass
 

Here's the shorter I'm Sorry Stream. He is doing his apology and the audio cuts about 2 minutes in. He talks for another 2 minutes and then cuts the stream.


Start:
Explains he tried to do an apology and the sound cut off in his previous stream
3:00:
Vaguely explaining that he lost his temper over his pizza video not uploading and he's trying to work on his temper. He feels like shit when he loses his temper because it's always over small things.
5:18:
Talks about when he dropped his fork on livestream and lost his temper and threw it and broke one of his plates. He knows he's not going to get of age pussy if he can't control his temper. Talking about his dry spell. Sometimes all he can think of is getting of age pussy - has to work on that too.
7:30:
Apologises for his autistic temper again. Says he hasn't had a freakout like that in ages.
8:20:
Misses having an of age female sitting on his lap and making him feel wanted. He's improving gender relations instead of bitching about his dry spell. Gender relations rants make him more frustrated that he's single because he's a decent guy.
10:10:
Kobes is not perfect. He has flaws. Back to talking about when he lost his temper earlier. He realised he's not going to make any friends or keep anyone on his side if he loses his temper like that. Thinks his bad temper is due to his dry spell also.
11:55:
Don't feel sorry for Kobes having a 3 year dry spell. Appreciate what you have if you have someone. Even if you can't have sex.
12:50:
People are dying of cancer and Kobe's is bitching about his dry spell. Makes him feel like an asshole
13:20:
Muh Autism, muh bi-polar depression. He appreciates sympathy but doesn't want it. Kobes is doing alright for himself.
15:30:
Says he's lost his temper a few times since moving in and his neighbours shouldn't have to put up with that.
16:38:
Was going to do his stand up routine but will do it tomorrow instead. Stress sigh.
17:00:
His family told him all his life he was handsome but he doesn't feel handsome because he's constantly getting rejected and WANTS SOME GODDAMN PUSSAY! He's just waiting patiently and for no reason whatsoever adds that he would give up masturbation and sex for the rest of his life to end rape. He's that decent of a guy.
19:31:
Does his intro again. If he can't get an of age girlfriend in the next 2-3 years he will gladly save up 3K to get a sex doll. He hates that he has nothing to cuddle with at night and he gets lonely and depressed. It is what it is YouTube, Back to talking about getting a sex doll. He would have to cut down on his drinking to be able to save up for a sex doll.
22:00:
Reasons Kobes can't get an of age girlfriend, Asperger's, creepy, hygiene, trolls, bad temper. Can't help that he's creepy, that's just how his face is. Vaguely talks about why he's apologising again.
25:30:
Checks troll texts. Owns the trolls by blocking them.
25:54:
His apology video is really for his neighbours. He's not trying to start drama and he's is embarrassed by his temper. This is his wake up call to do better.
27:00:
Making a drink. shows off his hacked pizza. He finally got it. Eats pizza. Says he should have done the cooking video live.
29:40:
Talking about how many times he tried the pizza food hack and now when he finally got it the video won't upload. Sits in silence for a while.
31:15:
You can't hit a person with autism. Sits in silence for a while.
33:15:
Not trying to start drama. Burping.
34:00:
Talking about how bad he feels when he loses his temper. Says he loves his new apartment and if he wants to keep it he needs to control his temper and he got a reality check.
35:45:
This video is also a self reflection not just for his neighbours. He has to reflect what he's doing with his life. His life would be much easier if he got control of his temper. More about how he needs to control his temper.
41:44:
Getting lots of unknown voicemails. Deletes them all without checking them and declines no caller ID calls.
42:55:
Answers a troll call
43:40:
Appreciates his friends and family being patient with him. Adds mountain dew to his beer. Says if he has to re-do the pizza hack again he will but is going to try again to upload the video. Blocks troll calls. Reads troll texts. Blocking trolls Sorry not sorry.
47:30:
Reading texts. Fuck the haydurs. Troll rant
54:36:
He has the ingredients to re-do the pizza hack again so if worse comes to worse he can do it again on a livestream.
57:40:
People who don't understand why he would lose his temper at something like the pizza hack video don't understand his condishuns. Muh condishuns. Talks about getting his eye surgery and getting kicked out of his old apartment all at once. Going to try and upload the pizza hack video again tomorrow or recreate it again on live. Not a big deal. This is why he's self reflecting.
59:50:
Calls Shon an asshole. His temper is as hot as carolina reaper peppers. He doesn't want to subjugate (I don't think that was the right word)his neighbours to him losing his temper. Talks about how much he loves his new apartment.
1:02:00:
Kobes' kid self would think adult Kobes is a bad ass. Thank you YouTube for joining him in his self reflection video. He's taking his thoughts to heart. He will stick with DeathBedTapes till the day he dies. TMDWU.
1:05:00:
Decides he's going to do the pizza hack on live again anyway as soon as he finishes eating the pizza he made.
1:06:30:
His goals for tomorrow are to make a Patreon video, work on his album and recreate the pizza hack if he finishes his pizza tomorrow.
1:07:00:
Talking about his dry spell and how he's sacrificing his dryspell to improve gender relations. Doesn't want to make videos past 10pm because he wants to keep the noise down to respect his neighbours. Talking about the pizza hack again.

I feel bad for him with that pizza hack. That was his 4h (?) time trying it and it was just bacon on a frozen pizza.
 
I am expecting him to get kicked out in the immediate now, The Misfit rejects ordering doordash to his neighbours along with Josh unable to help his screaming is going to do him in very fast.
And it's honestly just a matter of time before his managers catch him smoking inside, if it hasn't already been reported. He could be in a shed in Clint's backyard by Thanksgiving.
 
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