Did anyone grab the stream where Cobes ended it with a rap? I think he deleted the stream because I couldn't find it. His freestyle rap was not the worst thing in the world tbh. He is no Eminem, but he was better than I thought he would be.
Did anyone grab the stream where Cobes ended it with a rap? I think he deleted the stream because I couldn't find it. His freestyle rap was not the worst thing in the world tbh. He is no Eminem, but he was better than I thought he would be.
Start:
Courtney told him its international women's day. He's working on controlling his temper. Cracking open a beer for the ladies. Valentines day wasn't enough now they need a day!
2:16:
Not going to talk about how he won't get an of age girlfriend if he can't control his temper. Cheers to women. Not bothered that he can't upload his pizza hack video.
5:00:
Trans women are women. Happy women's day. Talking about dip. Says leave flavour combination ideas in the comments. Comments are turned off.
8:10:
Respect women lecture.
10:52:
Gender relations rant.
12:40:
Talking about blowjobs and shaving for some reason. Manscaped. Hairy pitted feninazis. Mix weight couples and then gets distracted by a crow and gets bread to feed it.
15:50:
Toast to women turns into complaining how hard life is for men. Catches himself before he claims there's no international men's day
18:00:
Ebegs for his birthday. #youdonthavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
20:19:
Gender relations rant. Shills his female empowerment shirt. Back to Gender relations. White knighting Sydney Watson and roma army.
23:20:
Talks about his album. Calls single moms slags. Calls single moms prostitutes. Compares real women to sex dolls.
28:30:
Misses cuddling with of age women more than he misses sex. He is a genuinely sweet guy but women won't give him a chance because he's goth. Tells a story that definitely happened about a women who was checking him out on his bike. Talks about his bike.
31:00:
Happy women's day. Says he gets enough attention from attractive of age women that he doesn't need to worry about his dry spell. Shills female empowerment shirt. Praise lilith. Billie Elyjh white knighting.
34:50:
Thinks he would be simp shamed for showing off his arms in a tank top. Personal nude. Only fans white knighting.
36:44:
Joke for international women's day. Warm walnut shell. Scenario of women not wanting to have sex with their boyfriends. Shills beard oil and tactical soap. He sold tactical soap to his grandparents and his grandma loves it. Wet granny walnuts. This goes on so long.
43:00:
Ozzy concert story. Shows off his ozzy tattoo. Ozzy is wonderful. Prayed to lucifer when Sharon caught coof. Ozzy can't catch coof because he bit the head off a bat. Time for more beer to celebrate female empowerment. Talks about his religion.
48:56:
Talking to the crow outside wants a pet raven. Makes friends with casper crows and ravens. They like him, don't ask, he can just tell they like him. Kobes loves animals except mongooses mongeese? But he respects them for keeping the cobra population healthy.
52:20:
More beer. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
Celebration women. Tries not to bitch about women. 9:49 am on a Monday and he's drinking. Lectures about drinking responsibly. Kobes loves Marlborough. Smokes with window open even though the building is smoker friendly.
57:55:
Youtube will throw a fit because kobes is glamorising tobacco and alcohol
1:00:40:
Starting to get drunk. Flexes. Talks about cradle of filth liking his cradle of filth tattoo. Getting $20 from teespring for his merch. Going to make a skull wand. Celebrating international women's day. Rants about women.
1:07:00:
To early to start doing vocal layers. kobes is drunk. Talking about his food hack pizza. Talking about his temper tantrum. Talks about when he made his Ouijia board Halloween video and saw a demonic figure. Starts laughing at how creepy shon looks.
1:15:40:
Talking about his album. Mixes mountain dew with his beer. Happy international women's day. No underage drinking psa.
1:22:00:
Gender relations
1:26:37:
Piss break
1:27:10:
Returns. His tinetic energy moved his cane TMDWU
1:33:02:
Plugs in his headset but doesn't put it on so his sound is terrible. Rant about women.
1:39:10:
Nearly pukes. Has the hiccups. Fixes his headphones. Rant about YouTube silencing him with copyright strikes. Can crush for international women's day. C c c cooking video. So drunk now. More mouth noises.
1:44:10:
Vocal cover. Biffs intro. Hammerfall origins. Mid song rant about women but also celebrate women and praise lilith.
1:53:00:
Vocal cover Hammerfall legion
1:59:14:
Vocal cover Hammerfall dark wings or something
2:05:03:
Piss break
2:06:20:
Vocal cover Hammerfall dreams come true
2:12:12:
Vocal cover Hammerfall last man standing. Flirting with youtube showing off his demon.
Start:
Drink food hack and going to redo his pizza hack. Pre cooked the bacon already. Can crush fir the fans. Screaming sicilian unboxing.
3:46:
Puts cardboard moustache on. Preheat oven and yelling step by step from his kitchen.
5:35:
Pizza on stone TMDWU. Doritos and ruffles. Bans trolls from chat.
8:00:
Crushing chips.
11:05:
Pizza with chips
11:35:
Counts bacon strips. Yells step by step from kitchen. Figured out bacon won't cook on pizza and needs to be precooked
13:35:
Pizza with bacon.
14:11:
Cheesy smoked bacon ranch plus pizza song. Squirting noises
17:30:
Ranch taste test
19:30:
Screaming Sicilian pizza #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
26:00:
Ranting about uncooked bacon on a frozen pizza. Sprite cures hangovers.
32:48:
Ebegs for his birthday #youdonthavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatkyappreciated
37:40:
Looks up pizza video on youtube.
43:30:
Pizza is ready
46:02:
Off screen cheese pull
46:34:
Finished pizza slice. Eating pizza while watching pizza video.
53:22:
Hes so pleased with this food hack.
55:45:
Instructions for home made pizza with prepare base and cheese strings
57:16:
Pre cooking the bacon was a good choice. Puts paper moustache back on. Back to watching pizza video.
58:55:
Donald Trump joke and says the pizza in the video looks burnt.
1:00:00:
Talking about soda pop and bacon flavoured soda pop. Back to the video. Happy international women's day. Makes lewd joke about his tshirt.
Start:
Messing with his beard pre intro. Going to do stand up. No booze only water.
1:59:
Stand up routine mostly airplane related.
9:00:
Moved on to hotel jokes now
11:00:
Harry Potter. Driving jokes.
13:00:
Some girl called Mercedes who works at hooters
16:00:
Turning 30. Scenario where he drives.
17:45:
Casper jokes. Jokes about his school.
20:05:
Gang bang porn jokes. Dry spell. College dept. Teenage pregnancy.
28:10:
First kiss at age 19
29:49:
Fuck incels fuck mass shootings
30:35:
Ranting about kids and bullies.
32:06:
Texting. Owning the trolls by blocking and deleting
35:08:
International women's day rap
@Pepper Jack rap is in this stand up comedy one. Timestamped.
I hope Kobes starts doing stand up videos instead of video responses. Next Bill Burr Barr TMDWU
Drink combo, work and music rambling (start-9:30) | Scooby Doo Rasta stuffed animal, youtube trolls, guitar talk (9:30-15:31) | The shredding commences (16:30-30:30) | Josh rambles about music, musicians shouldnt have to apologize for using illegal drugs, One Direction are faggots (30:30-39:00) | Josh covers 10,000 Fists in the Air by Disturbed, Snuff by Slipknot, and Falling Away From Me by KoRn (44:40-End)
Josh is hanging with Scotty in this video. Video opens up with the two of them in high spirits looking at a pipe magazine | Josh busts out of fat line of blueberry nasal snuff (4:05-4:30) | Josh doesnt understand why text on his tobacoo bag is backwards in his photobooth display (6:30) | Josh explains the aesthetic complications of a goth smoking a corncob pipe (6:50-7:20) | Josh brings up people mentioning Scotty setting Josh up for failure with the elusive "Bailey" (9:15-10:10) | Josh smokes a handrolled cigarette as the two discuss eating steak at Scotty's sister's cookout happening later on (11:15-13:20) | Scotty talks about probation, his burn marks on his arms, and nasal snuff being a discreet alternative to cigarettes (13:35-15:00) | Josh interupts Scotty rambling about rap music with a sick freestyle (17:37-18:10) | A whole lot of Scotty needlessly defending himself and his intentions of frienship with Josh into the camera up until (22:55) | 22:00 Josh and Scotty talk about Josh smashing his bannana chair, Scotty defends himself needlessly, and Amy is a bitch (22:55-36:25) | Josh talks about the surprise inspection from his landlord (36:30-39:35) | Out comes the shitty guitar and Josh and Scotty talk about starting a band (41:20-end)
Opens with Josh showing off a Harry Potter shirt, where he leads into announcing the death of Alan Rickman (0:30) | Scotty takes this chance to reveal he stabbed a man over a broken tobacco pipe (2:00-4:00) | Josh plays guitar in honor of Alan Rickman (20:00-end)
Josh opens with showing off his cheap tobacco products he purchased. (0:00-10:00) | Josh explains how and why he is not Jewish (10:00-15:00) | Someone comments that Josh is uneducated; he went to high school, clearly he's educated. | Josh closes the video with a gag inducing fart and a threat to his trolls. (40:00-end)
Josh shows off his new shotgun sling and promotes the manufacturer (0:00-5:27) | The sling is good for tactical, zombie situations (5:28-6:33) | Josh talks about the price of his shotgun and sling vs other shotguns (6:34-7:57) | Josh talks about his time going shooting with Michael Baldwin (7:57-8:4 | Josh explains the rarity of double barrel slings and shows off his sling again (9:10-10:50)
Josh talks about ignition preferences for cigars and how he feels like a mobster (0:52-2:04) | Josh talks about sleeping in until 5pm and needing to clean (2:33-3:27) | There is no rule on properly smoking cigars (4:12-4:27) | Cigarillo review finally begins (4:40-5:30) | Talks about the deal he got at loaf n Jug + smoke rings (5:46-6:50) | Report on the cleaning situation (7:35-8:00)
Stream from Yesterday. I feel betrayed, tis was a video response not a stand up routine.
Start:
Shills merch. Talks about skull wand he's making for etsy
2:46:
Twitch onlyfans joke
4:31:
Sponge obviously and Jesus are gay who cares. Homophobes are secretly gay. Separation of church and state but Christian schools exist. Buy kobes merch. Christianity rant.
13:34:
Fake laugh at Christian ad he got when he clicked on the hunter avallone video. Says he answered the door with a playboy I his hands when Mormons called to his apartment. Weird scenario of kids parents arguing about playboy magazines.
17:00:
Hunter Avallone video. Rant about wokeness. Pronouns con nouns
21:50:
Parrots whats said in the video
25:00:
Parrots what's said in the video. Praying to Jesus is gay. Scenario of husband jerking off to porn because his wife won't have sex with him
28:50:
Satanism rant. Parrots whats said in the video.
32:12:
Scenario of jock bullying nerd. Parrots whats said in the video
34:40:
Homophobes make Kobes want to drink. Shills people suck I need a beer shirt. Praying to Jesus is gay.
38:05:
Kobes is visibly triggered right now
43:20:
Kobes explains how to turn water into wine. Kobes doesn't believe in religion. Kobes has been persecuted for his religion. Agrees with whats said in the video.
51:00:
Women should be allowed to abort dead babies. Back to the video. Agrees with everything that's said in the video. Muh autism. Bullying. Parrots whats said in the video. Rant about religion.
59:27:
Private school? Someone's got money. Aristocrat impression. Reads article on screen.
1:01:14:
Shills people suck I need a beer shirt. Back to the video. Parrots whats said in the video.
1:07:00:
Pepe le peu is rapey but he never gets away with it in the looney toons cartoons. They could keep him in space jam and just tone down the rape. Like the Bible. Pepe le peu needs to wait patiently.
Josh opens this one up showing off his pipe he stained green (with spray paint) and discussing new episodes of Family Guy and Bob's Burger's (start-11:25) | "Life can be so deliciously ironic sometimes." (11:25) | Josh tells a story about an ex classmate of his winning a beauty pageant, his former issue with stalking women, the number 4, and highschool guilt (11:30-17:20) | Josh talks philosophically about the sweetness of life, irony and again the number 4 (17:20-30:15) | Lots of the same and less (30:15-End) Shit video
Josh addresses requests to show his pet goat on stream (0:53-1:47) | Josh explains the symbol on his arm (1:48-2:37) | Josh talks about his music and musical influences (2:38-6:20) | Josh wants to grow his own hybrid strain of cannabis when it's legal (8:20-11:00)
Josh binge eats a bag of Doritos and drinks a tall can of Monster in one sitting as a challenge then fails the challenge according to his own rules (0:00-33:51) | Smokers are being oppressed by non-smokers, toobs (34:05-36:10) | Bullshit political opinions (33:52-39:45) | On smoking laws and why people use tobacco (39:50-42:5 | More dumb political opinions (42:58-59:20) | Doritos + Monster challenge and more politics (59:39-1:05:17) | Witchcraft is more respected but still feared, Christians are hypocrites (1:05:18-1:07:34) | Even more dumbass politics (1:07:35-1:13:15)
Josh opens this up with a talk on oil and US foreign policy (start-3:10) | Josh begins addressing negative youtube comments. All the comments he's mentioning are all pretty mild comments telling him to take better care of himself (3:10-End) Shit video
Josh asks his subscribers to sub to a podcast called 'Gross Miscounduct' because he was on it | 1:19 josh has 1962 subscribers | 2:26 The podcast is NSFW | 2:59 Josh never thought he would ever make it to a podcast | Josh talks about his music and his new album | 11:09 Josh sings a Def Leppard song | 13:48 Josh fucks up on the part | 20:50 Linkin Park | 24:16 Green Day | 29:08 Seether | 32:40 Josh coughs and ruins the song and gets really mad | 35:00 Josh hates that he ruined the song by coughing |
Josh opens up expressing disappointment with his performance on the Doritos Monster Challenge. | Josh starts talking about his confidence issues with the opposite sex. (00:30-2:20) | Josh's transition lens, Hey There Delihla karaoke at Jim and Karen's, Trickateria and hair dye, and more ranting about the dating scene (2:20-13:35) | Trying to find a girlfriend is like applying for a job, women who know they're attractive, successful relationships require effort (13:35-End?) | This video dragged on and on past the 15 minute mark with Josh just repeating his ideas over several times. Shit video
Start:
Mumbling because its late and he needs to keep quiet. Working on wands.
1:51:
Shows off the black skull wand he's working on for etsy. Talks about the song he's working on.
3:14:
Going to watch a video on super straight. Valentines day album coming in nicely toobs.
4:40:
Super straight people are not transphobes. Puts on Isaac Butterfield video for 2 seconds and parrots the intro. Talking about his album again.
7:00:
Gender relations rant.
15:00:
Talks about being famous and getting recognised in public . Back to watching the video and talking about trannys
18:00:
Shills merch. Its straight peoples turn to get discriminated against. Feels bad for his trolls. Society. Everyone needs a label. Straightphobic.
21:55:
How to deal with trolls. He's focused on building an empire and not bothered about his dry spell
24:50:
He wants to take a break from making videos and work on his music and wands. Fuck the trolls he will stream when he wants.
27:35
Puts his phone on airplane mode. Terence pop reference while he parrots whats said on the video. Everything is labels. Its ridiculous youtube.
30:50:
Trannys are confusing. Back in the 90s no one cared about labels.
32:20:
Talks about getting shit for white Knighting on Facebook because he said he would give up sex for life if it meant there would be no more rape. Straight people should be allowed to celebrate their sexuality too.
35:40:
Attempts to explain grey sexuality but can't. Calling people transphobes because they don't want to date trannya is the same as him using the autism card when people don't want to be friends with him because he is creepy. Some trans people are creepy like Jessica yuler (he means Jonathan yaniv)
40:50:
Checks his teeapring. Instant transfer. He's a successful youtube celebrity because he sells merch. Shills merch.
42:20:
Talks about a poll trolls have on whether or not he'll finish love and vanity. Speech about how his trolls are so obsessed with him. Reads chat.
45:00:
There are people who don't even know what sex they are so he is not worried about trolls. Jessica yuler again. Talks a out demons. Sae a demon when he did a ouijia board on blowers. Been working with Isuzu lately.
The way he says Yuler reminds me of this
Start:
Got dip and working on his album.
1:40:
Plays the start of his song with the war sounds. Talks about the new episode of South Park.
5:00:
Talking about Jersey shore and wearing too much cologne. Racism.
6:00:
Vaccines and autism. Blackface. Trannys. Back to talking about South Park.
9:15:
Talking about the elites being creepy sex perverts. Plays the war sounds again.
12:20:
Bell sound effects for his song.
14:50:
Had a dream that he got a smoking hot of age girlfriend and was disappointed when he woke up. Back to editing silently.
19:36:
Shills people suck I need a beer shirt. Hunchback of note dane joke. Talks about his pizza food hack. Plays Bell videos.
27:00:
Silent editing. He's please with how the bells sound in the song. Plays it again.
Went live to tell a joke about trying to keep new years resolutions but ending up jerking off to cake boss. Half tells a joke about mansplaining but theres no punchline and half of the stream was him mumbling from the kitchen while he was making Koolaid
He took down the video and said he was going to re-record it(?) I'm sure someone grabbed the whole thing, but the thumbnail for the video is just beautiful.
king cobra seems especially distracted today.. he seems really triggered about this thing and he's gone live right now trying to compete with it.. I'm really curious what happened today. Somebody ruffled his feathers and and/or rustled his Jimmy's pretty badly
That was really good. Josh and Dee were like The Autistic Unstoppable Force vs The Autistic Immovable Object. There was never going to be any resolution.
Also, fun Cobraverse fact: the guy who created the Gothic Dee archive channel that was discussed near the end of the video is also the guy who created the famous shirt that had the picture of Warlord Campbell's dick on it that Josh unpackaged on a live stream
Haven't had a chance to watch this yet.
Streams from yesterday. I didn't get the pizza one
Start:
Says his pizza video froze up on him so he will re do it. Explains how YouTube works. Going to do a Terrence pop video response if you don't like it leave.
2:15:
John wick is cool. Halle Berry is hot. Watching Terrence pop video. Nods along to the advertisements.
5:18:
Gender relations rant. Halle Berry is experiencing what men experience all the time. Parrots what's said in the video.
12:40:
Leaves
13:35:
Returns. Says he's going to work on his album after the video response. Talks about how great it is to nit have to pay child support. Shills you mess with the cobra you get bit merch. Back to parroting what's said in the video.
20:50:
Creepy checking out Halle berry's butt. Very excited about this gender relations rant. Gender relations.
25:00:
Getting a fresh goblet if smurfette of age pussy juice. Gender relations.
30:09:
Ignores his comment section. Talks about Halle Barry getting into fights in twitter comments. Talks about why men don't need to lower their standards. Troll rant.
33:00:
Doesn't matter how old you are, if you've got money, you have lots of options on the dating scene.
36:35:
Kobes explains how pregnancy works. Scenario about teenage pregnancy. White knighting Terrence pop because his ex wife allegedly ran over his dog.
39:36:
Life is a struggle for everyone equally.
41:20:
It's okay to be into fat chicks. If a girl rejects you for being too fat nobody says sgit. If you're a guy and she's too fat for you it's body shaaaaaming. Back to watching the video
43:40:
Men don't push babies out their assholes. Back to watching the video.
46:20:
Women have to take birth control not men double standards. Calls the guys in the video toxic males?
48:40:
Kobes would fuck Halle Berry if it was consensual.
49:45:
Kobes tries to make an argument about child support payments but gives up.
51:17:
More dip. Kobes isn't white knighting. Women are star struck by him. Sex is a want not a need. Tries to make a double standards rant but gives up. Back to silently watching the video.
58:48:
Needing fertility treatment doesn't make you any less of a woman/ man. Back to silently watching the video.
1:02:20:
Shills people suck I need a beer shirt. Back to silently watching the video
1:03:30:
Rant about far right radicals ruining things for average Trump supporters. Back to silently watching the video. He looks visibly disgusted that they suggest that Halle Berry and Denzel Washington won Oscars just because of their skin colour.
1:07:00:
Woke doesn't equal retard.
I'll take the rainbows but after watching this video response I don't think Kobes is as far into inceldom and MGTOW as I previously thought. He is visibly disgusted by some of the things Pop and the other person in the video are saying and makes an effort to make counter arguments about what they are saying. That being said, the other half of the video he agrees and parrots what's being said in it.
Quick video to day fuck trolls, doesn't care if his pizza video was saved because he said fuck chomos. 2:14: singing about of age pussy while he goes to get his pizza abomination. Gags before he goes to eat the pizza. Rant about trolls. 4:50: gags while eating the pizza abomination. Lost his appetite because trolls called him a chomo.
Start:
Starts the stream and immediately leaves to get a drink. Plays the start of one of his songs. Talks about his pizza abomination video. Complaining about trolls texting him.
2:26:
Piss break
4:11:
Returns. Mumbling about how awesome he is. Does his intro again.
6:00:
Tries to record vocals but it didn't record. Tries again.
7:00:
Complaining about the texts he received
7:35:
Vocal recordings
8:28:
His discord fans were supportive after he got those mean texts. Dip break.
10:07:
Answers a call.
10:45:
Back to Vocal recordings. Troll rant. Reading troll texts. Puts his phone on airplane mode. Troll rant.
14:57:
Vocal recordings
55:07:
Gets more water. Ranting from the kitchen.
56:47:
Returns. Mumbling about trolls.
58:06:
Snuff break & vaping.
1:00:35:
Vocal recordings. His lyrics are telling it like it is. More snuff.
1:02:10:
Kobes snots all over his sleeve.
1:04:33:
Vocal recordings. Fucks up the first time. Looks like he scared himself. Powers on.
1:12:12:
Story about a girl who rejected him in high school and now he's a YouTube celebrity. Back to vocal recordings
1:31:50:
Plays the song from the start. Puts cigarette butt's into his pipe while he's listening to his song.
1:38:40:
Talks about his pizza abomination. Says he put spinach on it instead of sushi. Plays through the beginning of each of the songs he's made so far for his album.
1:41:29:
Eats some more of his pizza abomination and Talks about how he made it.
As gross as the food was, it wasn't even a cooking video. Unless he re-edits it like he said he was going to, you didn't even see him make it. It was 5 minutes of him eating it in a disinterested way, and then 20 minutes of him shredding guitar and doing a gender relations rant. The thumbnail is pretty much all you needed to see for this one.
| Josh explains the rarity of double barrel slings and shows off his sling again (9:10-10:50)