Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It's been a while since I started following this retard and maybe it's because I haven't been following him as long as others but unlike other cows I actually feel empathy for him. While I do feel empathy I certainly don't feel any pity for him since he refuses to change or even admit he has a problem but with all that being said he doesn't seem like an inherently malicious person like some other cows are. Josh is just so dimwitted that he is unwittingly a danger to himself and others. I've gotten amusement out of watching his drunken stupors but every now and then he will start violently coughing, vomiting, phase out of consciousness or have a brief moment of clarity where he realizes he is miserable and wants to die and it just reminds you what you are watching is as much a tragedy as it is a comedy.
 
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I found this on the letterboxd page for the Gothic King Cobra documentary
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Hopefully this will get recorded!
 
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Kirby said:
It's been a while since I started following this retard and maybe it's because I haven't been following him as long as others but unlike other cows I actually feel empathy for him. While I do feel empathy I certainly don't feel any pity for him since he refuses to change or even admit he has a problem but with all that being said he doesn't seem like an inherently malicious person like some other cows are. Josh is just so dimwitted that he is unwittingly a danger to himself and others. I've gotten amusement out of watching his drunken stupors but every now and then he will start violently coughing, vomiting, phase out of consciousness or have a brief moment of clarity where he realizes he is miserable and wants to die and it just reminds you what you are watching is as much a tragedy as it is a comedy.
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Watch this you'll feel less sorry for him
He's certainly one of the more empathetic cows out there though
 

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I find the entire idea of tactical soap a little funny; soap already has something that makes you more attractive, they're called "cleansing agents" and "fragrances". Maybe try using normal soap regularly and see if that helps before upgrading.

Btw in case anyone isn't aware, worldgreynews is a fake news generator. Although considering the kind of dimwitted material you see coming through congress one could be forgiven for not realizing that.
 
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PixarsTedKennedy said:
Or some troll talks him into spray painting them green. TWU.
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Hairdye video mkII! Although without the missed work aspect, which is a significant part of what made that video classic.

Kirby said:
It's been a while since I started following this retard and maybe it's because I haven't been following him as long as others but unlike other cows I actually feel empathy for him. While I do feel empathy I certainly don't feel any pity for him since he refuses to change or even admit he has a problem but with all that being said he doesn't seem like an inherently malicious person like some other cows are. Josh is just so dimwitted that he is unwittingly a danger to himself and others. I've gotten amusement out of watching his drunken stupors but every now and then he will start violently coughing, vomiting, phase out of consciousness or have a brief moment of clarity where he realizes he is miserable and wants to die and it just reminds you what you are watching is as much a tragedy as it is a comedy.
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I 100% understand what you mean, but you'll get over it. Once you see his bank account go into the red again and again only for him to beg his way out with paypig donations only to go in again spending it on doordashed monstrosities of "custom" food and $50 pizzas because he puts extra everything (no tip for the driver), repeats whatever streamer he currently has a crush on (going back and forth between redpill and third grade-level interpretations of social justice), cussing out the trolls, refusing to get a job (if he's even capable anymore), lectures about getting laid with tactical soap despite the ever increasing dry spell (but it's OK because Sex is a Want Not a Need), pushes his bizarre self concept of rock star second only to the Dark Lord Ozzy Himself... It'll get old, and you will learn hate.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
He finally admits he needs to brush his teeth more, will he follow through?? Literally in physical pain eating it. Also, lol to him saying the sammich was so dank, and then the 3rd bite he admits he fucked up making it too sweet. Seriously, Josh how could you not figure this out, guy?
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He's said he needs to brush more often more than a few times in the past year, thing is he's too far gone for it to do anything but do harm to his teeth and gums at this point.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
He finally admits he needs to brush his teeth more, will he follow through??
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Cobra saying that he needs to brush after painfully eating something is sort of a running gag at this point that goes back several years. I think at the most he brushes a few times and then quits because it's a chore for him. There really isn't much that can be done. It would cost tens of thousands of dollars to do root canals, crowns, fillings, etc., so I think the pain will continue until his teeth are all pulled or they rot out.
 
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