Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Garth said:
I look forward to the time lapse footage of the hell he puts those things through. That's assuming he has the motor skills to get them in and functioning, in which case we could start marking denture saga's as he destroys sets like cellphones in a boglimtardrage.
Click to expand...
I'm looking forward to the inevitable superglue and snake fangs that will be applied to them.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Haloperidol, fake farts, Goatchoker and 5 others
Mr. Manchester said:
I'm looking forward to the inevitable superglue and snake fangs that will be applied to them.
Click to expand...
HAHAHAHA Yessssss. TMDWU. I think its been mentioned here a few times, that he'll customize 'em. The spray painted green with epoxied on spirit Halloween fangs would be so damn funny. Unfortunately the cobra fang saga will most probably be underwhelming. An observation of mine is the saga's have gotten far less entertaining and more akin to watching a street urchin beg for his bank account to be replenished. I would assume this is a combination of paypigs, zoomers that don't get cow-culture, and generally the fact this lazy nigger has been steadily ebogging for almost 2 years straight in addition to nothing new or revealing able to come about due to being public for 10+ years, and the aforementioned cow-killers that fuck with shit every time he goes out. One of the funniest underrated moments is when he rode bike in the hallway with the motor on it, it gets me every time.
 
  • Like
Reactions: PetiteFeet, Rattus Ebrius, THE KACZYNSKI and 1 other person
Was catching up on some Bitesize monthly recaps. Does he still do that duster shit, or was it just from the one can someone sent him? I can't believe Clint stands by while he does that...actually, I can.
 
PixarsTedKennedy said:
Was catching up on some Bitesize monthly recaps. Does he still do that duster shit, or was it just from the one can someone sent him? I can't believe Clint stands by while he does that...actually, I can.
Click to expand...

If people send him duster he absolutely still does it.

I don't think he orders them himself, though.
 
mars said:
He's definitely seems like he's on some serious uppers for his new "night time munchies" video. That being said it's one of his more funny videos in a while. He's being such a showman about his candy sandwich.
Click to expand...
Yeah definitely off his gourd in this one. My speakers peaked during his intro.

Studying sandwich for bugs.
1692723881685.png
 
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: Sapphixys Shitty Panties, PetiteFeet, UncleBlazer and 1 other person
mars said:
He's definitely seems like he's on some serious uppers for his new "night time munchies" video. That being said it's one of his more funny videos in a while. He's being such a showman about his candy sandwich.
Click to expand...
For sure. Mayo, nutella, frank's red hot, peanut butter and more reese's pieces. He also is screaming at the camera for this "night" video when it is clearly light outside.
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Judas Connor Moon
THE KACZYNSKI said:
Yeah definitely off his gourd in this one. My speakers peaked during his intro.

Studying sandwich for bugs.
View attachment 5288640
Click to expand...
I love the way he describes his food abortions like a fancy hipster resturant. It isn't simply mayo on that sandwich, no no no our little chef must inform you he procured it from only the finest Kraft factory!
 
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: Sapphixys Shitty Panties, PetiteFeet, Judas Connor Moon and 2 others
The new bitesized doc is out and it's really good. Has a bunch of highlights from the early first apartment days and couch Chris. Highly recommend watching it. It really highlights how much his content has gone down in quality since he stopped doing shit outside his apartment. I think a big reason why he goes into his weird thought loops now is because he doesn't talk to anyone or do anything anymore. He really can only parrot MRA Youtube because he doesn't do anything else but watch it.
Young Josh has so much more energy and enthusiasm. He seems excited about life and loves cracking jokes. He comes off as a clearly autistic but likable young man. It's sad.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Feels
Reactions: Haloperidol, TurboNAS, エボラちゃん and 14 others
I do think Josh's verbal/mental decline is is most affected 2 things. First in those older videos I am pretty sure he was still on ADHD medication (I may be wrong but taking ADHD medication while not having ADHD can cause ADHD like symptoms like hyperactivity) - so it may be that Josh was always somewhat slow speech wise but the medication made up for it. And second, the spice abuse during the bloated river corpse saga many years ago. No longer taking that medication combined with the brain damage of spice usage is what, in my opinion, has really changed his speech patterns to be more slow, incoherent, and disjointed.

It may be worth trying to pin down when he stopped taking his ADHD medication (if this is something he wasn't lying about) and when the Spice abuse started and see if there is a prolonged effect on his speech. Obviously the current alcoholism and duster abuse doesn't help. Or the sitting in a closed room full of spray paint fumes after painting a stick he found on the side of the road.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: fake farts, Orkeosaurus, Anarch007 and 2 others
THE KACZYNSKI said:
I do think Josh's verbal/mental decline is is most affected 2 things. First in those older videos I am pretty sure he was still on ADHD medication (I may be wrong but taking ADHD medication while not having ADHD can cause ADHD like symptoms like hyperactivity) - so it may be that Josh was always somewhat slow speech wise but the medication made up for it. And second, the spice abuse during the bloated river corpse saga many years ago. No longer taking that medication combined with the brain damage of spice usage is what, in my opinion, has really changed his speech patterns to be more slow, incoherent, and disjointed.

It may be worth trying to pin down when he stopped taking his ADHD medication (if this is something he wasn't lying about) and when the Spice abuse started and see if there is a prolonged effect on his speech. Obviously the current alcoholism and duster abuse doesn't help. Or the sitting in a closed room full of spray paint fumes after painting a stick he found on the side of the road.
Click to expand...
He was on Ritalin and Strattera for ADHD. He mentions it in an old live stream video. He said he hated being on them and almost certainly immediately stopped taking them when he moved out in 2012.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: wenttobermuda, THE KACZYNSKI, PetiteFeet and 3 others
Sicko Hunter said:
Young Josh has so much more energy and enthusiasm. He seems excited about life and loves cracking jokes. He comes off as a clearly autistic but likable young man. It's sad.
Click to expand...

It's been so long since I watched young josh videos that I almost forgot he once was a semi functional human being who if I met at a party or a bar I would have no problem having a few drinks with or bumming a cig to and having a chat back in the day. It was probably unavoidable how he's ended up but I feel like he might have had just a sliver of a chance to not be what he is now had things gone a little different.
 
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: Haloperidol, vertebrae, SpiceyHuman and 1 other person
poopshoes said:
It was probably unavoidable how he's ended up but I feel like he might have had just a sliver of a chance to not be what he is now had things gone a little different.
Click to expand...
I think the only chance of Josh living a semi normal life was for Clint to put him in a group home. He needs to be supervised and he needs forced structure. The reason he became a chain smoking alcoholic is because there is no one to tell him no. He needs an authority figure who isn't a massive pussy like Clint to order him to do things. That's the only way he could ever have been a productive human being.
 
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: Dude Snakes, SpiceyHuman and Judas Connor Moon
Sicko Hunter said:
I think the only chance of Josh living a semi normal life was for Clint to put him in a group home. He needs to be supervised and he needs forced structure. The reason he became a chain smoking alcoholic is because there is no one to tell him no. He needs an authority figure who isn't a massive pussy like Clint to order him to do things. That's the only way he could ever have been a productive human being.
Click to expand...

This is definitely true. But in order to keep him on the straight and narrow the authority figure would literally have to be in charge of his whole life. The only way I can imagine this even being a remote possibility is if he's in a group home. If he's not being constantly monitored then he's going to do whatever the fuck he wants like a real gothic bad boy rockstar villain.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back