Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[PetiteFeet]

Studying sandwich for bugs.

I knew Cobes already looked much older than he is, but this is a perfect capture of what a 45 year old looks like.
Minus the tacky, immature nailpolish etc.

 

[THE KACZYNSKI]

I knew Cobes already looked much older than he is, but this is a perfect capture of what a 45 year old looks like.
Minus the tacky, immature nailpolish etc.

Yeah I didn't really realise that. I do wonder if he lost some kilos, stopped wearing the collar, and groomed, what would he look like?

 

[PetiteFeet]

Yeah I didn't really realise that. I do wonder if he lost some kilos, stopped wearing the collar, and groomed, what would he look like?

something like this and a bit more of Clint's heritage, maybe?

 

[8mm Cunningham]

I didn't watch all of this video. It is either black or his feet. This cryptid shot is all I could really get from his newest "food hack". 2 Four Cheese Red Baron mini deep dish pizzas, bacon bits, and extra cheese (yes please). Cobra is speedrunning fatness here. Those pizzas are 850 Calories alone.

 

[D_Tractor]

Prison hooch arc incoming from Mr. Overdraft. Someone send him some wine yeast - Pruno tastes like ass if you use bread yeast like he's planning to. It's too bad he didn't spend half as much time researching reptile care as he spent on researching wine making.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Prison hooch arc incoming from Mr. Overdraft. Someone send him some wine yeast - Pruno tastes like ass if you use bread yeast like he's planning to.

lmao

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

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lmao

i’ve joked to friends about josh being so broke to a point where he makes his own liquor. glad to know i’m pretty good at predicting the future

osama bin fortuneteller

edit: not surprised he doesn’t have that device where it burps co2 from the wine. let’s hope he doesn’t forget about it and it blows up in his apartment lololol

edit 2: he just uploaded his wine making tutorial

local archive:

 

[SonnyLorenzo]

I mean we wanted something fresh, something new from the bog. And it looks like bogwine might just do it.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

not surprised he doesn’t have that device where it burps co2 from the wine. let’s hope he doesn’t forget about it and it blows up in his apartment lololol

i stand corrected

archive:

 

[biggacracka]

bog selling his rotten teeth

He'll glue them on a wand, +3 poison damage to any spell you cast

 

[Bogliacci]

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This dude is making jenkum what the fuck

 

[poopshoes]

 

[8mm Cunningham]

It's about time we got some milk. It has been a long dry spell of drinking in the bug chair making 'video responce'.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

He is severely underestimating how much co2 is produced in the first 72 hours while the yeast is most active. If he doesnt buy or make an airlock, hes going to have to burp that bottle every hour.

Hell, a ballon, with the opening stretched over the mouth of the bottle, held secure with a rubber band, and a tiny pin prick on the baloon body is the cheapest and easiest airlock he could do. The co2 pressure is higher than the outside air and it will press out of the hole without letting air back in.

He could also drill a hole into the lid of the bottle, glue or epoxy a rubber hose into the hole, and then run the hose down into a cup of water beside the bottle with the wine.

Either of those options he could probably do with shit he has laying around his apartment.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

He could also drill a hole into the lid of the bottle, glue or epoxy a rubber hose into the hole, and then run the hose down into a cup of water beside the bottle with the wine.

Either of those options he could probably do with shit he has laying around his apartment.

Cobra doesn't do anything. You might as well be asking him to build a lunar lander with what you've outlined right there.

God I hope this thing blows up while he's drunk on stream.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

So what's the risk of his hooch getting contaminated and he gets botulism? Then again this is the fucker who will gleefully chow down on a bug infested burrito.

 

[PetiteFeet]

So what's the risk of his hooch getting contaminated and he gets botulism? Then again this is the fucker who will gleefully chow down on a bug infested burrito.

https://www.cdc.gov/botulism/pruno-a-recipe-for-botulism.html

Some of the symptoms of botulism are:

• Double vision
• Blurred vision
• Drooping eyelids
• Slurred speech
• Difficulty swallowing
• A thick-feeling tongue
• Dry mouth
• Muscle weakness

As the disease gets worse, you may develop more symptoms, such as:

• Difficulty breathing
• Paralysis (can’t move your body)

He's already got botulism, boi.

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

As much as the concoction going boom on stream and kicking off Eviction Saga 2: Electric Bogaloo sounds hilarious, my money's on the boy pouring the whole bottle over himself trying to burp the wine after one too many Bud Light Peach and freaking out destroying the tricorn in the process. Let's hope Puff's gonna be in the terrarium then.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

So what's the risk of his hooch getting contaminated and he gets botulism? Then again this is the fucker who will gleefully chow down on a bug infested burrito.

I think the risk of that happening is pretty low. The yeast will outcompete anything else for a while and we know Cobra isn't going to wait patiently. If he forgets about it, maybe, but I predict he will drink it as soon as it stops aggresively bubbling in about a week.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I think the risk of that happening is pretty low. The yeast will outcompete anything else for a while and we know Cobra isn't going to wait patiently. If he forgets about it, maybe, but I predict he will drink it as soon as it stops aggresively bubbling in about a week.

I wonder if he is even going to siphon the wine out of the bottle and leave the lees (dead yeast at the bottom) behind as per normal, or pour the whole mixture out directly and drink everything, including the sludge.