Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Osama Bin Laden said:
Josh goes in the negative again for a Wendy's order but bitches for 8 minutes on how he doesn't have bacon and cheese on his food. Josh stops eating his burger after he finds a hair in it. (L/A)

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Jesus Christ, Cobes. Just shave it already.
 
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Guts said:
The worst part is he could totally keep the burning mullet if he were to just shave off the stray hairs that make it look so bad. Either that or shave the whole damn thing, he doesn't actually look too horrible that way. Better than THIS.
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THIS.

He could legit keep pulling out the skullet thing. But the sad, stray, whispy hairs on top make him look sickly and unkept.
 
Ya boy tried to do a chug for Bob Barker and ended up vomiting all over himself.

"Well that just happened."


He said he hasn't been drinking. Take your guess as to what caused him to throw up.

Actually drunk? Been sipping on rancid homemade wine? DTs?

I turned the audio up, but you can clearly hear him hitting the can.
 
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Pisek said:
I didn't tune in for long, complete nontent stream it seemed just Cobes watching some Bob Barker video. However, Cobes' tweaker friend emerging from the shadows and creeping up was hilarious. This is the last 4.5 mins of stream, yes it ended abruptly like that.

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He looks like some entity from a creepypasta or an SCP, except I'm legitimately terrified for Cobes' safety with that creature lurking around.
 
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Do you guys think there’s a chance that Josh goes full Lotax? He seems to have genuine suicidal ideation despite weaponizing it for donos.
 
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How does he even find these guys?
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As someone who hung out with some sketchy characters I met at work after high school, I can say that all it takes is one. You get along with one dude, and eventually they invite you somewhere and you meet more sketchy people. Or they come over and bring a friend. And then they introduce you to more sketchy people. It truly is a snowball effect. Is what it is toobz
 
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HiveDull said:
This is the best arc. How does he even find these guys? Does he just walk up to every vagrant in town and offer them eggs?
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rasta jeremy has been around for a while. he was apart of the weed leaks a few years ago and he was in a few old cobra lair videos. i’ve had this same thought where casper is nothing but braindead druggies who either fight or fuck.

PixarsTedKennedy said:
The grossest part of him throwing up is that you know he's not going to shower for a while. That vomit is going to just crust up in his beard.
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cum and vomit, exactly what a carpet needs
 
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