Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[AnOminous]

I wonder if he is even going to siphon the wine out of the bottle and leave the lees (dead yeast at the bottom) behind as per normal, or pour the whole mixture out directly and drink everything, including the sludge.

You know exactly what he's going to do.

 

[Garth]

I wonder.

He will drink the sludge. He always drinks the sludge.

 

[Stornoway]

He is severely underestimating how much co2 is produced in the first 72 hours while the yeast is most active. If he doesnt buy or make an airlock, hes going to have to burp that bottle every hour.

Hell, a ballon, with the opening stretched over the mouth of the bottle, held secure with a rubber band, and a tiny pin prick on the baloon body is the cheapest and easiest airlock he could do. The co2 pressure is higher than the outside air and it will press out of the hole without letting air back in.

He could also drill a hole into the lid of the bottle, glue or epoxy a rubber hose into the hole, and then run the hose down into a cup of water beside the bottle with the wine.

Either of those options he could probably do with shit he has laying around his apartment.

Yeah, but this is KingCobraJFS, warlock extraordinary, who can't even figure out hot to fix a flat on his bike, i mean, it only took him 5 years to learn how to use a fucking can opener. We are talking about the same guy, right?

This thread is full of good advice and "he should do this and that" but that is applying normal people logic to an abnormal person. It's not gonna work. Cobes doesn't inhabit our reality.

That is what makes Clint's pride and joy such an entertaining individual, watching his livestreams is like looking into an alternate reality where traffic lights change through magical prowess and boglims roam free through the wasteland. The beat generation would have loved this.

 

[Devious Dave]

I don't think whatever he's making is going to have an alcohol content I don't think that yeast lived very long to convert anything into alcohol he doesn't even have an airlock for the bottle this is just going to get him sick
At least he's doing something though
I bet he tries to drink it in a couple days because he's impatient

 

[PetiteFeet]

including the sludge.

Better not drink the yeast, BOY

I bet he tries to drink it in a couple days because he's impatient

You know he will. He's barely started making his peach piss water and he's already being antsy, pouring more sugar and water into the slurry when he burps it.
I don't know if you're meant to add more sugar and water as you go along, but it doesn't sound correct to me.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

He is severely underestimating how much co2 is produced in the first 72 hours while the yeast is most active. If he doesnt buy or make an airlock, hes going to have to burp that bottle every hour.

AIRLOCK. THE FUCKING THING IS CALLED AN AIRLOCK. thank you. let's not forget who josh is, a retard. that shit will explode lol

So what's the risk of his hooch getting contaminated and he gets botulism?

yes

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

So what's the risk of his hooch getting contaminated and he gets botulism? Then again this is the fucker who will gleefully chow down on a bug infested burrito.

Insanely low risk. People make this shit in prison. There's a tribe in Africa that makes this shit and uses their own spit. Cobra pouring some fruit juice, yeast, and sugar into a plastic container in the US isn't really going to be risky. At worst he'll make a face and never talk about it again.

 

[Devious Dave]

The funniest part about this is he's using fucking bakers yeast

 

[Rubber Plant]

He is severely underestimating how much co2 is produced in the first 72 hours while the yeast is most active. If he doesnt buy or make an airlock, hes going to have to burp that bottle every hour.

Hell, a ballon, with the opening stretched over the mouth of the bottle, held secure with a rubber band, and a tiny pin prick on the baloon body is the cheapest and easiest airlock he could do. The co2 pressure is higher than the outside air and it will press out of the hole without letting air back in.

He could also drill a hole into the lid of the bottle, glue or epoxy a rubber hose into the hole, and then run the hose down into a cup of water beside the bottle with the wine.

Either of those options he could probably do with shit he has laying around his apartment.

That is exactly how I started out making wine/mead. 4 litre jug of water, bunch of honey, some orange or lemon slices, and a handful of raisins. Used a balloon and 4 weeks later had some decent tasting mead.

I'm just surprised he didn't use one of his magnum condoms as an airlock, they don't get used for anything anyways.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Josh goes in the negative again for a Wendy's order but bitches for 8 minutes on how he doesn't have bacon and cheese on his food. Josh stops eating his burger after he finds a hair in it. (L/A)

Archive:

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Josh goes in the negative again for a Wendy's order but bitches for 8 minutes on how he doesn't have bacon and cheese on his food. Josh stops eating his burger after he finds a hair in it. (L/A)

He's right, hair gives no additional nutritional benefits unlike maggots.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

He seems to be hitting the duster before pressing record on every video now.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

He seems to be hitting the duster before pressing record on every video now.

I can't wait for the "huffing duster helps with my aspergers, get buhlocked trole".

 

[PetiteFeet]

He's bloating faster and faster, when will the body burst at the seams like the decomposing corpse he is.

 

[Dude Snakes]

He seems to be hitting the duster before pressing record on every video now.

I wonder what will kill Josh first, the duster or the booze?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I wonder what will kill Josh first, the duster or the booze?

Neither. Josh will outlive most of us, sadly.

 

[HiveDull]

What a fantastic arc. I stopped paying attention to him for a while and here he is making prison wine. I guess all that time in the slammer taught him some important life skills.

Edit: Just watched the clip of him adding sugar into the prison wind and it just overflows(?). Absolutely hilarious that he just lets it spill, He doesn't move it into the sink or anything even though he's right next to the sink. Ants gonna get crunk lmao

 

[Devious Dave]

Absolutely hilarious that he just lets it spill,

I think it's funny he says he doesn't own a funnel so his best option is to use his nasty hands

 

[PetiteFeet]

What a fantastic arc. I stopped paying attention to him for a while and here he is making prison wine. I guess all that time in the slammer taught him some important life skills.

Edit: Just watched the clip of him adding sugar into the prison wind and it just overflows(?). Absolutely hilarious that he just lets it spill, He doesn't move it into the sink or anything even though he's right next to the sink. Ants gonna get crunk lmao

He truly is a regard. Not only did he not make a makeshift funnel by rolling a piece of paper, he grabbed handfuls of sugar and missed 80% of it.
Puff is going to eat well if he's allowed out of Cobes' grasp with all of the ants and chairbugs..and food bugs..

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Better not drink the yeast, BOY

Apparently jerking off while drinking alone is the perfect Valentine's Day experience for the single man.

EDIT: Fuck me, it looks like egg drop soup from hell.