Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mr. Manchester]

As far as I'm concerned my definition of goth is whatever Cobes says it is because that's funnier than reality. Goth isn't even a thing anymore so he's the only one keeping it alive anyway dood.

 

[Bogliacci]

I am absolutely loving clean shaven Jord, he looks so fucking weird lmao


He absolutely thinks he looks like ozzy like this. You can see it in his mannerisms in the video and of course he's got his "ozzy glasses" on

But what happens when we get a little closer...

Heinous jawline and lips lmfao, with the sun in the background he almost looks like he's got cyraxx's frame and stature

 

[Xenomorph]

holy fuck this is the worst his greasy mop has ever looked.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

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Oh shit, when did Jesse P-S start cosplaying as Cobes?

 

[Incel Death Note]

He has such a crazy profile.

 

[Bogliacci]

The lesbian aunt is back and she hit the wall HARD

 

[UncommonParlence]

The lesbian aunt is back and she hit the wall HARD

You think he got the $400 he was asking for shaving off the stache? Lol. He just fucked up trimming it and kept trying to fix it till he had a Hitler and had to cut his losses.

 

[eaglesfan665]

He has such a crazy profile.
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Hey! That mead making gothic Sméagol smells good!

In all seriousness I do think he looks better and younger clean shaven or with a little bit of stubble, even despite his ridiculous skullet.

 

[Spunt]

I am absolutely loving clean shaven Jord, he looks so fucking weird lmao

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He absolutely thinks he looks like ozzy like this. You can see it in his mannerisms in the video and of course he's got his "ozzy glasses" on

But what happens when we get a little closer...
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Heinous jawline and lips lmfao, with the sun in the background he almost looks like he's got cyraxx's frame and stature

It took Ozzy 74 years of sex, drugs and rock n' roll (but mostly drugs) to look like that much of a human car crash. All Cobes needed to do was shave.

 

[Shishou Dollars]

I am absolutely loving clean shaven Jord, he looks so fucking weird lmao

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He absolutely thinks he looks like ozzy like this. You can see it in his mannerisms in the video and of course he's got his "ozzy glasses" on

But what happens when we get a little closer...
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Heinous jawline and lips lmfao, with the sun in the background he almost looks like he's got cyraxx's frame and stature

I'm so happy we've returned to this absolute hobgoblin look

 

[Bogliacci]

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I'm so happy we've returned to this absolute hobgoblin look

Yesssss that's why I'm finding him so much better, it's the nostalgia!

 

[eaglesfan665]

his like to dislike ratio has also seemingly gone up since he shaved the 'stache

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Cobra is live drinking his wine at 13ish days into brewing.

Here's hoping for another homebrew pass-out toobz!

 

[Bogliacci]

Cobra is live drinking his wine at 13ish days into brewing.

Here's hoping for another homebrew pass-out toobz!

That was a quick 30 days!

 

[Incel Death Note]

Cobra is live drinking his wine at 13ish days into brewing.

Here's hoping for another homebrew pass-out toobz!

He said for his next mead he plans on experimenting with it by using bacon bits.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

That was a quick 30 days!

It tastes like mead and burns my tummy!

He said for his next mead he plans on experimenting with it by using bacon bits.

There was a California vintner who realized his wine was vegan and started adding bacon. Weird, but not that original.

Finally, we got a teeth update

Spoiler: Abandon all hope ye who enter here

 

[Bogliacci]

It tastes like mead and burns my tummy!

There was a California vintner who realized his wine was vegan and started adding bacon. Weird, but not that original.

Finally, we got a teeth update

Spoiler: Abandon all hope ye who enter here

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imagine how bloody his mouth gets when he actually brushes

 

[Dill]

Josh is currently eating a burger with just mayo and cat food to somehow “own the trolls”

 

[poopshoes]

Josh just absolutely devoured a cat food saucy big mac food hack.

 

[Eyesore City]

If grindr dates start showing up again, do you think Cobes will suck a dick to own the trolls?