Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Dear God, he said his next batch of botulism juice is going to be "bananas, bacon, chocolate, and peanut butter flavored". He's actually thinking about throwing entire Reese's into the mix.

 

[Troonos]

Josh eats cat food and mayo and washes it down with his homemade mead (poison)

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Imagine the smell...

 

[UncleBlazer]

Now when he does shout outs you rarely hear one break a dollar.

He's also really fucking himself over by not reading donation messages anymore. People aren't going to donate if they can't get Cobes to shoutout their friends or say dumb shit. However, he's too bog brained to stop shouting out Warren Jeffs every few messages so he'd rather just lose money.

 

[HiveDull]

He's gonna have to start making wands soon, maybe even gotta go out when weather not permitting.
Gotta hustle, toobz.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

When he was eating the can of cat food last week, he kept saying it was disgusting and tasted horrible...but then he kept going back for more bites.

And it's not even good quality cat good that has more balanced nutrition.

Look Clint, if you're going to feed your son cat food, at least treat him to some Hills or Purina.

 

[DrNow]

Deliciously delickable boglectables.

It was kind of tragic how convinced Cobes was that he was winning when he ate that cat food. He truly believed somewhere out there a troll was seething over the fact he’d outwitted them. That every gelatinous, fishy mouthful was consumed with smug conviction really put into perspective how far removed he is from reality.

 

[PetiteFeet]

How long until he progresses from cat food to cat shit?

cat shit jenkem, here we go.

When he was eating the can of cat food last week, he kept saying it was disgusting and tasted horrible...but then he kept going back for more bites.

nobody tell him he can get an actual job as a pet food taste tester.

 

[teeth fairy]

stream's deleted. thankfully someone reuploaded it, praise scorpion's magic

 

[Wodanaz]

Josh eats cat food and mayo and washes it down with his homemade mead (poison)

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Lady Window Shopper with a new one in the hopper
Whips up a chemical brew
Croaking to a neighbor while she polishes a saber
Knows how to flavor a stew
Never need to worry with a tin of "Hurry Curry"
"Poisoned especially for you!"

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He's gonna have to start making wands soon, maybe even gotta go out when weather not permitting.
Gotta hustle, toobz.

>Implying our lord doesn't command the weather.

 

[Chernabog3000]

>Implying our lord doesn't command the weather.

If he was capable of that he could ride bike all the time. Instead of only doing it when he's in the mood and Weather Permits

 

[HiveDull]

I like his cope and sneed streams after he deletes a livestream. It's the best cycle that he has.
You know it's cope and sneed too cause he starts out with his arms crossed and he looks extra pouty.

 

[DrNow]

Jesus, when I made that last post I was referring to the first time Cobes ate cat food. I thought everybody was. A bloating alcoholic taking his revenge on the world one can of fancy feast at a time.

He could have gone out and fed a local cat, gave it to a neighbor, anything. How is that what his brain defaults to? It’s not even a low effort response, it’s gotta be repulsive to eat.

Homeboy cheddar is gonna have to step up his game. Toilet mead and cat food. They’ll miss the days of snail meat.

 

[bonified retard]

He could have gone out and fed a local cat, gave it to a neighbor, anything. How is that what his brain defaults to? It’s not even a low effort response, it’s gotta be repulsive to eat.

He said he would give any troll cat food deliveries to his sister the last time this happened. He's a selfish little kitty who genuinely enjoys cat food.

 

[Bogliacci]

Jesus, when I made that last post I was referring to the first time Cobes ate cat food. I thought everybody was. A bloating alcoholic taking his revenge on the world one can of fancy feast at a time.

He could have gone out and fed a local cat, gave it to a neighbor, anything. How is that what his brain defaults to? It’s not even a low effort response, it’s gotta be repulsive to eat.

Homeboy cheddar is gonna have to step up his game. Toilet mead and cat food. They’ll miss the days of snail meat.

You're just jealous he owned us so hard by doing exactly what everyone wanted him to do and making it funnier by putting it in the big Mac, get blocked trole

 

[Potion_Time]

You're just jealous he owned us so hard by doing exactly what everyone wanted him to do and making it funnier by putting it in the big Mac, get blocked trole

There's still a small part of me that thinks this is outsider performance art. The cat food in the bog mac makes my brain scream that we're getting tricked, but I know we aren't.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I've seen a lot of gross stuff but the thought of that bog mac made me a little nauseous. Kind of afraid to watch the video. In a funny way Cobes owned my sorry troll ass dood.

 

[OK_Cogitator]

He said he would give any troll cat food deliveries to his sister the last time this happened. He's a selfish little kitty who genuinely enjoys cat food.

The Boy's a lotta things, but a finicky eater he ain't.

 

[PetiteFeet]

There's still a small part of me that thinks this is outsider performance art. The cat food in the bog mac makes my brain scream that we're getting tricked, but I know we aren't.

I'm just waiting for a Rollin' & Trollin' video from Cobes.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

I've seen a lot of gross stuff but the thought of that bog mac made me a little nauseous. Kind of afraid to watch the video. In a funny way Cobes owned my sorry troll ass dood.

Still not as gross as all of the times he ate the live roaches seen skittering around inside of his horrendous overnight chimichangas. I'd bet that Bog almost certainly has a colony breeding inside of him.